So... I can't sleep. So again... I'm bored so i thought that i could bring you another chapter, so here it is enjoy.

Also i might need some help... Since this is my first time on RR i don't know almost anything.... The only thing that i know i how to add an chapter... huehuehue dammit... So if there is someone with experience i wouldn't mind some explaining about how all this stuff works or if there is an video about it. I would be very grateful. Anyway sorry for this hold up and enjoy the chapter. Also someone needs to show how to make blue screens

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Pov: Hisse

The hell?

Why did i suddenly get so warm.... I was enjoying my time in the void playing with my clones.

Hmmm, it's a fuzzy feeling like am about to be reborn. WAIT WAIT WAIT.

I'M FINALLY ABOUT TO BE REBORN? How long have i been in the freaking void....

Since the void is timeless i don't even notice the time...

Anyway i wonder what race i will be. I hope it's some fun race. I swear if i'm reborn as an dragon again i'm outte here.

There is no fun in being an dragon that everyone bow to.. Especially being the strongest being that has ever existed.

I want to be reborn as an weak race. Something like humans. Or maybe something a tiny bit stronger then humans....

They are too weak...

I wonder how long do i have to wait in here?

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-9 months later-

Pov: Hisse

Lalalalala... There is nothing to do in here then eating and moving my tiny feet and hands.... And i don't even get to eat through my mouth.. Give me a break.

-Three days later-

I wonder what would happen if i farte- IT*S MY TIME TO SHINE BABY

Well technically i am an baby... But i can feel it. It's time to wake from my slumber mwhahahahaha.

As i was squeezing out of this tight place i went head first. What kind of hole is this anyway?

I felt my head pop out of the place but

WHAT THE HELL? Em i born blind?

I can't see anything... Fuck i'm retarded... I just got born. Of course i won't be able to see. I read about this and infants are unable to open their eyes at birth. You never know what might come in handy.. Gotta be prepared.

Looks like i have some hearing problems as well at birth. I'm only able to hear in cracks and i also feel like i should cry.

Because in the book it said " Babies cry at birth". But if i cry i might look weak. But if i don't they might not think i'm a normal baby. Screw it. 3. 2. 1. IMPACT!

-Hisse: MEEEEH MEEEEH MEEEEEH ( i don't know how an baby cries... dammit, use your imagination)

Suddenly i felt like i was upside down. SMACK. THE FUCK. Did i just get smacked on my ass cheek? Now i feel like crying again..

-HIsse: MEEEEH EEEH MEEE EEEEE ( Best crying ever)

Moments late i calmed down and i started opening my eyes. What i saw was an women's face.

Soooo this is my new mother. She looks kind. Also why does something tell me that she's not a human even tho she looks like one? Besides my new mother there was an handsome looking man. When i say handsome i don't mean that i find hot but what i mean is that he looks like the type of man that women would fall for easy,

And that's my dad huh?

-Mom: Isn't he cute Varmin? My little Hisse.

Looks like Varmin is my dads name. And wait. Did she just call me Hisse? Does that mean what i think it means?

-Varmin aka Dad: Of curse my little son looks cute. But are you sure about the name? I mean Hisdram, i have never heard an vampire named Hisdram.

Really? Vampire? Dammit i guess. Ohh YAY i get to drink blood... Not like i'm TIRED of seeing blood or anything nonono. Totally fine with it. Dammit. Well at least it looks like i got loving parents.

-Mom: What? Does everyone of our race have to be name Vladimir or Dracula or Alucard? Shut it. The name is perfect for an cute boy like him.

-Dad: I guess your right. By the way Rose. What do we do now?

Wow. Seriously you don't know what comes now? And i like my moms name Rose. A fitting name for a pretty women like her. Em i wired that i think that my mom is pretty? She has the kindness aura around her. The type of aura that tells you that she wouldn't hurt an fly. But still... What do they do now? Looks like my dads an idiot.

-Mom: Sigh... Idiot. Go outside and collect some firewood. I'm pretty much done for today. I don't have that much energy left. While you're gone i'll feed him and then me and little Hisse are going to sleep.

-Dad: Sooo imma have to sleep on the couch?

-Mom: What did you think? Do you want to hurt your newborn son you idiot?

-Dad: I get it i get it. Imma sleep on the couch. And stop calling me an idiot.

That's because you are one... Even my mom let's out a "sigh" at him.

Fun. I like it. This kind of family. hehe. Finally i can lead an normal life.

By the way mom said that she's going to feed me do vampire infants feed on blood like adults?

As i was thinking that my mother suddenly takes of her shirt and shows her breasts.

WAIT WHAT? THE HELL? WATCHA DOIN WOMEN?

-Mom: Here little HIsse time to eat.

Wait wait wait em i supposed to eat those?

Suddenly she pulls my tiny body closer to her breasts and tells me.

-Mom: Here little Hisse eat.

Soo do i just put them in my mouth? WAIT WHY? WHERES THE BLOOD? I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY EVIL WAYS! NO NO

And then she puts her breast in my mouth.

I changed my mind. This women is evil. EVIL TELL YOU!

But it's actually kind of sweet. It's milk.. And it's very tasty. Never mind. I changed my mind again. I like this.

Tho it is kind of embarrassing now that i think about it...

After eating i felt sleepy. And just like that shortly after my meal, i feel asleep.

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The next day when i woke up i realized something. I CAN*T GET UP! I can barely even move my head.

All i can to is stare at the ceiling. Well this will be boring. Are all babies like this? Ohh wait they don't have memories of their past life... So for them it's fun. What do i do?

And like that i fell asleep again.

Moments later i woke up again. This time my mom was up and eating in the bed. It looks like she's sucking blood out of an small creature. The creature looks like an rabbit but it has an horn on top of it's forehead.

Strange i have never seen that type of creature.

I wonder how long have i been in the void for the funny looking rabbits to evolve into these scary looking ones.

As i was looking at my mom she looks at me and says.

-Mom: Ohh good morning little HIsse. Hehe did you sleep well. * Wipes the blood from her mouth and then kisses me on my forehead* Here mommy will feed you shortly just give me a second to put the Hunter rabbit away. VARMIN! VARMIN!

Moments later dad rushes through the door.

-Dad: WHAT? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?!

-Mom: Here take the rabbit away and skin it.

Dad just stands there and looks at my mom.

-Dad: Really? That's what you called me for? You had my heart racing there i thought you fell or something..

-Mom: Just take the rabbit away so that i can feed little Hisse or do you want me to throw it at you?

Dad shivers a bit. Damn... Mommy is scary... I feel sorry for my dad. But still the look on his face is priceless hehe.

-Dad: Yes m'am.

And like that my infant days were slowly passing by and my 4th birthday was coming up soon.

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There you go. Now if this is not to much to ask i would love id someone could show me how to make the status screen aka blue screen. IM AN NOOB SOWWY. Anyway as always. Show some love ( Show some love or imma get ya) and also point out the thing that you think are wrong or simply hate. I would be very grateful if you could do that. New chapter coming tomorrow, Cheers!

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