"I think tonight's the night," said Samson with a niave smile. He was meeting in the coffee shop after his fifth date with Karen and he was sure that he was ready to take the next step. He had been getting bolder recently and had initiated holding hands and random kisses on occasion, but he hadn't gone all the way yet.

"You think you're gonna get laid," guessed Mark with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, hell no," said Samson quickly, "I just thought we were finally going to make out."

"Can you smell that?" said Mark suddenly hyper aware of his sorroundings. Samson tried to breathe in deeply, but all he got was the smell of coffee. "It smells like a virgin," said Mark, and he cracked a smile. Samson narrowed his eyes at Mark who could only chuckle in response. "Dude, if it was any other couple, they would be getting down and dirty regularly. You're taking it so slow it's like a fucking glacier!"

"I don't want to ruin this," said Samson adamantly. "Forget sex, I just want this to last."

"And she's okay with this," asked Mark curiously.

"Yeah, she seems fine with taking things slow," said Samson proudly.

"Okay," said Mark, "but don't be surprised if she jumps you one night."

"You mean you still haven't slept with him," said Lighthouse loudly. Queen looked at her friend as though she was crazy, but even Warpath seemed to agree. "He is going to leave your ass if you don't hurry up and do something. You've got great assets, but they don't give you a free pass."

"He's never dated a girl before, I doubt he's expecting something so soon," said Queen, her nerves breaking down.

"You always make guys wait too long," said Lighthouse in irritation. "You should just start doing it, then it'll feel great and you can both get to know each other on a deeper level!"

"Sex shouldn't have to be a staple in a relationship," said Queen.

"I think it might have to be," said Warpath. "From what I've learned, the average couple begins sex after the fifth date and experiments from then on." Both Lighthouse and Queen looked at Warpath, the Amazon who had even less experience than Queen. "I read," said Warpath, as if that would explain everything.

"I'll save it for a few more dates," said Queen, "and if he doesn't press the matter than I will."

"If you don't, I'm going to take this guy," said Lighthouse strongly. "You've kept me on edge about how good he is in bed, which is too much for my heart to take. I am burning with curiosity, and I will not let it go unsatisfied!"

"But, it's just not fun for me," admitted Queen desperately. "It's awkward to admit but, humans don't satisfy me like that. They're too... small."

"Hey, you never know until you try," said Lighthouse calmly. She was unusually level-headed for a gossip-diva drama-queen. "Just because one guy can't satisfy you, doesn't mean you have to leave him. Besides, this guy's a virgin, so he probably won't be able to get you all the way on the first try. Give him a few chances and you'll see what I'm talking about."

"What's wrong," Warpath asked in concern, seeing Queen looking at the floor.

"We had a problem last night," said Queen sadly.

"Who," asked Warpath.

"Me and Samson," said Queen quietly. "We tried and tried, but..."

"Dear, whatever it is, I'm sure that you can get through it with him," said Warpath helpfully. "If he's half the man I think he is, I'm sure he'll pull through for you."

"He's not the problem," said Queen, "I'm the problem!"

"Preposterous," said Warpath, "you are not a problem!"

"I couldn't fit," said Queen in defeat. "We tried all night, but I couldn't fit! I was too small." Warpath had to think about the context clues for a few seconds to guess what she was talking about.

"His penis?"

"Yes," said Queen loudly, "it was huge! I thought I was going to tear in half!"

"So, how is he different from other men," asked Warpath. "He can not please you, so what is the difference?"

"But he can," said Queen with a depressed smile, "he made me come three times last night. It was the most amazing feeling I've ever had, but I couldn't return the favor."

"Because you couldn't fit," finished Warpath. She crossed her muscular arms and looked at her blue friend who was in such distress. "Why don't you shape shift?"

"What?" asked Queen in confusion.

"You can shift form from human to Queen," Warpath pointed out, "so can you not control the shift? Make your vagina wider?"

"I could, but I'd have to be in this form," said Queen, gesturing to her blue form. "I know that he's not ready to see me like this. I don't know if he'd ever be able to see me like this."

"Queen, you must find out everything about him," said Warpath. "You will then know how he thinks, and you will know if he can see your blue form."

"Wow, that's... really deep," said Queen, looking at the muscle-bound warrior woman in a new light.

"Did you think I was stupid?"

"No, it's just... your name's 'Warpath'. I didn't expect profound advice coming from 'Warpath'."

"You are 'Queen', yet you do not wear crown," Warpath pointed out. Queen chuckled at that fact, making Warpath smile with a sense of having done a good thing.

"So where's Lighthouse," Queen asked casually, feeling better about herself.

"She's on a top secret mission," said Warpath. "She wouldn't tell me about it."

"Why does Lighthouse always get the top secret missions," groaned Queen jealously.

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This section originally had an explicit sex scene, but I removed it. Didn't want my first impression to be too 'adult'.