《Re:Ferret》Chapter 18 - Omelette du Fromage
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I say that it took me some time to write this chapter because my head is a bit annoying and is telling me that I need to think into new things to write and that I shouldn't do it or vthat I should write something else.
And new ideas appear every few days... it is kinda annoying that I can't focus on the stories I have on this site...
Anyway, I did wrote this chapter while thinking what you guys would like to read and the next one is going to be perfect!
Have a furry read!
Incarnus PoV
The date was perfect and this time we weren’t interrupted! The Dickhead didn’t appear either! We did nothing more than walk through the city looking at clothes, sometimes buying them or materials I needed. I just got sad that the city doesn’t have a zoo, an aquarium, a park or a beach! Really, I wanted to see Alice wearing a swimsuit!
‘I want an Alice wearing a swimming suit! I want to see it!’ I throw the tantrum after entering my bedroom.
[table=brown]What is the difference between her wearing a swimming suit and underwear? It is almost the same![/table]
‘YOU FOOL!!! It is completely different! The bikini adds an attractiveness on their form! The bathing suit can hide or show delicate parts of the body that will get guys excited!’ I start to tell the Screen how they are erotic. ‘And you call yourself a pervert! Go look at my mind for the swimming suits folder I had on my pc!’
(Ultrabenosaurus: Personally I don't really see a difference between bikinis and underwear, it is literally just underwear made of materials more suited for the chemicals in pools or the sea. One-piece swimsuits, however... Now those are very nice! The body-tight fit, squeezing things and almost showing things, but keeping more modesty…! As Mistress Shiroyasha said: when you can see, all you're left with are vulgar panties, but if you can't see a thing, it is art! Bikinis reveal too much and are effectively a cry for attention, while glorious one-piece swimsuits let you appreciate the body line and present you a canvas for the true art of the universe within you!)
[table=brown]... Really… sometimes I wonder if I am the normal one here… and I am a pervert! I just n-never thought that swimming suits would be this erotic! NOW WE HAVE A NEW GOAL! GO FUCK ALICE IN A SWIMMING SUIT![/table]
‘That is already one of my plans!’ I smile to him and I feel that we grew closer… a little, still he is annoying. ‘And it is not we, it is me! Stupid Screen!’
[table=brown]Hey! Why do you call me stupid every time?[/table]
'It is because you are stupid!' I tell him. 'And I am going to sleep! Good night!'
I jump on my bed after taking off all my clothes, I grew accustomed to not wearing clothes while sleeping so now I find it too tight and I can't sleep at all.
'Resting as a human is the best!' I think as my brain shut down.
Today is a new day! And I choose to train just smithing! I want to create two good swords for myself. The ones I have now will not hold if I use too much strength. I ended up making two swords that are easy to swing with a good weight that is well balanced.
Iron SwordMade with iron to be light and with good balance. The creator infused some of his mana while creating the weapon which gave the sword a good cutting edge.
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‘Not bad, this can be one of my personal swords… for now. And I need to level up the Identify skill. It will be really useful from now on.’ I think as I continue to create more swords to level up the blacksmith skill.
I used the same swords I just made to practice enchanting and raise the level for that as well, but I did that after training with the knights inside the castle. It was a good way to improve both skills as fast as I could since I wanted a good sword with enchantments, and I know I can create other things with the enchants, I just need a good material to hold them while I work with them.
The end of the year is close and I made some presents for the Royal family since it is a tradition that family should give something to each other on the day the year ends. For Alice I prepared a silver ring with a blue sapphire. I had enchanted it using the utmost care and managed to place 5 enchantments on it: ‘Fast healing’, ‘Increase Movement Speed x2’, ‘Dark Magic Power’ and ‘Poison Resistance’. These were the most powerful glyphs I could use so I put them on her ring, though I can’t read them without my glasses while using Identify.
For the others I gave some jewelry to her sisters as well, for Mira a necklace and Wendy a hair pin, both presents have just one enchantment that is ‘Fast Healing’. For Astael I made a fan and put an enchantment for half mana consumption while casting wind magic, and for Wilhelm just a new set of clothes without any enchants. I made that because I think it wouldn’t be good to leave him without presents since he is the King. The brat got closer to me as well so I gave him a new dagger that I enchanted with ‘Fast Healing’, it just made him feel a little more eager to accept me in his family.
[table=brown]You’re evil… Oh, sorry, I forgot that you’re a demon.[/table]
‘Shut up! I’m not here to hear your sarcasm.’ I shout at the Screen.
I received presents from them as well. Alice gave me a new smithing set with good hammers and Mira gave me some minerals she bought sometime ago. No one could use them so she just kept them and now she is giving it all to me. When I inspected it what I discovered made me blink in surprise.
Elemental Crystallized ManaA crystal that is formed underground when there is a large concentration of natural elemental mana. No one ever discovered any use for this, so it is treated as a useless jewel.
My eyes shone when I read that description. ‘No one ever discovered… What if I try to break it apart and mix it with the metal I am using? I would probably be able to give good attributes to my weapons as well helping my own skills!’ I thought while seeing the amount she had given me. I couldn’t carry it with my hands, so I put them all in my inventory.
Wendy gave me some fur from a fox she and her animal killed a few weeks ago. It was shining beautifully and I could probably make a good piece of armor with them.
Silver Fox HideThe hide of a Silver Fox. They are animals that can live for hundreds of years, it is possible to know how much time they have lived by the number of tails as well as their height.
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‘HOLY COW!’ I shout while I look at it. ‘How the hell did she kill so many of them?!’ I ask as I look at the more than 10 pelts, all of them with two or three tails and almost as big as me while standing.
[table=brown]Calm down a little! You need to look at the other presents! You have 3 more to look at![/table]
The Screen reminds me and I go to look at the other presents as he said. Astael gave me a very fancy noble's attire which she said I should use on the day I marry Alice, I just smiled to her as I receive such a good thing.
I see what the King was giving me and it was a wooden box with a fancy lace pattern on it. I looked at him and I heard that he was forced to give it to me by Astael as he didn’t want to enrage her again.
I open the box and what I find made me gasp: condoms and birth control pills! The Queen made the King give me condoms and birth control pills! I showed it to him and he almost fainted, his face was pale, his body trembled and his eyes started to get moist while he mumbled something that just we could hear. “No, my little girl is now a mature woman… Papa tried to protect you… but mama was mean and wants that guy to have you…”
I was trying not to laugh as he was really pissed off but as soon he started raising his eyes to meet my own Astael appeared beside him and guided him out of the room. I wasn’t expecting it from him, but I just chuckled as everyone asked me what he had given me. I couldn’t tell them that he had given me things so I could have sex with Alice without problem, so I lied saying that it was a jewel and I couldn’t show them as I placed it inside the inventory.
“Big brother Carn…” I hear the small voice of Dave calling me and I look at the boy who is hiding his hands behind his back, trying to hide something. I almost laughed, but seeing how serious he was I couldn’t bring myself to.
“Yes?” I said tilting my head thinking, in a way to not let him realise that I could see a part of a present box. “What is it, little Dave?”
“I-I-I *Gulp* This is for you.” He hurriedly give me the box before running to hide behind his sisters.
“That is rare… to see Dave giving a present to someone that isn’t family, yet.” Mira says and the other girls nod.
I look at them and at the kid that is peaking through them.
“Thanks for the present.” I say opening the box carefully, because of the way he walked to me and the way he gave me the box I am sure that this thing is really precious.
??? Egg???????????
What was inside it was an egg. It was different from any kind of egg I had seen on this world or my last and I just stared at it since I couldn't determine what this thing was.
[table=brown]What is it? It is for food?[/table]
‘It is not! I can hear that something is inside it, and whatever it is it's alive! Ungrateful Screen!’ I shout at the Screen as I caress the egg. It is really beautiful, seven colors on the shell and the small noises that it makes are calming.
“Little Dave, where did you get it?” I ask him and he hides behind his sisters again. “*Sigh* It looks like he is not going to tell me.” I say to make them all hear that I want to know what is it.
“I got it from one of the pets we have at home. I asked Manna to guide me to find something interesting and she brought me to that egg.” He was saying slowly, he is probably choosing what to say. “You see… you have given me a present and I didn’t have one… so… when I saw that egg I thought you would like it…” I got a glimpse of his red face as he is explaining what he did to get this for me. “I waited for half an hour but no one appeared, so I carried it with me and made that box…”
“Thanks little Dave.” I walk to him with the egg in my left arm and with my right hand I mess his hair. “I really liked this little one.” I smile to him and he smile back.
[table=brown]I think I’m going to puke… seeing two men with this kind of aura…[/table]
‘SHUT UP! WE ARE MAKING PEACE RIGHT NOW! And I don’t swing to that side!’ I shout at the Screen as I pass the rest of the day with the people of this house and the egg on my lap.
Three months passed since the end of the year and I have gone out with Alice once a week to go on more dates or sometimes just to help her with the things she wanted to buy, and sometimes to dress her ferret with clothes that she had seen.
I say that it was strange to use clothes while I was a ferret, but I can say that it was surprisingly fun and I definitely got cuter in that form. I have seen myself wearing clothes in my ferret form because Alice brought a hand mirror, or should I say I brought it since I am the one that has the inventory? I don’t really mind.
Oh, I discovered something good about the egg: I need to feed it with elemental and raw mana at the same time. It would just eat a bit before stopping, but it needs to eat mana 6 or 7 times a day.
I gained two levels during these months as I had to go out to hunt a few bandits that were working in Alegria’s capital, obviously I killed them all. With that I upgraded my Identify skill using 20 points, to be able to see the rarity of the item.
Arcane ??? EggA strange egg that needs to be fed with raw and elemental mana. ??????RarityMythical
Yes, the egg showed that when I fed it for the first time. I really want to know what Dave gave me so I asked Alice’s parents if they knew what it was, but they said that they never have seen something like this.
Oh, Alice is taking the birth control pills since I received that and she bought more... I asked her why she was doing such a thing when we aren't doing 'that' yet and she became red. She answered that she learned they prevent her getting pregnant so she has been taking them since before, so it wasn't a problem for us that she would get pregnant before marriage.
'She is so cute!' I thought as I see her red face, telling me that it was good how Luanna explained it to her after that small incident when I went a little mad.
[table=brown]Go for it! I can see that you can't stop the beast inside you anymore. I can hear it saying that you want to push Alice on a bed while kissing and undressing her with your hands, using your tail to caress her thighs! Don't forget that you promised that you would let the me watch it.[/table]
'Good imagination... and I really want to do that now... except the part about letting you watch the act.' I tell the Screen that while petting my Alice.
"Alice... should we do some lewd things?" I ask her as my right hand caresses her thigh, getting close to her vagina.
"But... we're not married yet and I'm not mentally prepared to have s-sex..." She says taking my hand off her thigh. "Maybe tonight..."
I hear a whisper and I look at Alice to see she was completely red in a way that you would think all her blood has gone to her head.
"I heard it. We are going to do it tonight!" I tell her with a smile. "Alice." I call as she prepares to walk away. "You're not running away now." I say, and with my hands I make her sit where we are in the garden under the shade of a tree.
"Carn, you said we're going to do it at night!" She flushes adorably as she says that and I chuckle at her reaction.
"We aren't going to do it now." I tell her and she tilts her red head. "I'm using your lap." Before she could understand I had already put my head on her thighs. "What nice weather!" I close my eyelids feeling Alice's hands playing with my hair.
"I-it is." I hear Alice saying with a cracking voice.
"I'll rest here a little. Wake me if you hear something from the egg or someone calling me." I tell her, stroking the egg I have been carrying with me since I received it. Whatever is inside it is growing heavier.
Alice PoV
I observe Carn’s face while he is sleeping on my lap. His face is serene and I couldn’t help but smile seeing him hug the egg with his tail as to not let it cool down.
The color of the egg hasn't changed but the seven colors have gotten stronger if compared with the faint colors it had three months ago.
I continued to look at the egg while petting Carn's ears as his breath starts to make a rhythm, it is calming my mind as I look at the pattern the egg have…
‘I don't think I have ever seen or heard about something like this egg.’ I think as my eyelids start to get heavier. ‘Oh, it moved… The egg moved?’ I send the sleepiness away and look at the egg, but I didn’t see it moving so I continued to stare since it could move again.
“Alice, why are you staring at the egg?” I ‘woke up' from my trance as I look at Carn.
“Sorry… I thought I had seen the egg moving just now…” I say, feeling embarrassed as I remember the promise that we would have our first time…
“No problem, but I think I am the one at fault here… I probably moved my tail and the egg would have moved a little.” He says with a wry smile. I couldn’t resist seeing him like that so I leaned over him and kissed his lips, just to be kissed back with all his might.
I feel him grabbing one of my hands and placing it on his chest while he kept the other in his hand.
I don't know how many minutes we kissed each other but when I noticed Carn was already sitting beside me with a satisfied smile on his face.
"Alice, I love you." He says as he slowly moves closer and closer to me.
I could feel his breath hitting my neck as he started to move his fingers alongside his kisses that are getting lewder than when he started. I shivered when he kissed the side of neck.
"Carn, stop. *Pant* What will we do *Pant* if someone sees us? *Pant*" I say as I started to feel good where he was kissing me, his kisses were long enough to make me feel good.
"No one is going to disturb us now." Incarnus says as he stops his kisses before looking me straight in the eye.
'I could lose myself there...' I thought as he moves his lips to kiss my mouth, his hands holding me closer, with one on my back and the other making its way to my thighs.
"*Cough*" I hear someone coughing beside us and we quickly make some distance before looking to the person that stopped us.
"Milady, I think you should chose a better place to start getting to know him better." Luanna is looking at us, but I felt that she has changed the way she acts around Carn. It is just a little better and he doesn't cower whenever she see us anymore. "I came here because the Queen is asking you to see her." Luanna continues as if she didn't see anything.
"I'll go there immediately." I tell her before having to part ways with Carn who had a sad smile.
"Don't forget your promise." Carn says as I started walking with Luanna to see mother.
"I will not forget! Stupid horny furball!" I shout angrily at him but he just laughs loudly saying he loves me, before walking off to do some training with the egg on his tail.
'How he can use it like that?' I ask myself but had to forget about it because Luanna was already impatient.
Incarnus PoV
'I can kill lots of people now! I'm feeling all powerful!' I think as I walk my way to the knight's training grounds.
[table=brown]It should be good to have a tail that can move so well... And now you promised to have sex with the princess...[/table]
'Is this envy? Are you envious that I am about to have sex for the first time in my human form and you don't have a body to feel how good it is?' I ask the Screen while teasing him.
[table=brown]Booo!!! I want to watch you have sex with her! I want I want I want!!![/table]
Screen pouts and I start laughing as he acts like a spoiled kid.
'Should I let you watch and make it a movie...?' I think as I greet the other knights that were training here.
[table=brown]You should! I promise to share it with you whenever you want![/table]
I hear Screen pleading as I get my new weapons. Two gunblades that I have placed some enchantments on, they are seriously awesome to use! The enchantments are ‘Mana Recover x2’, ‘Elemental Damage Up x2’, ‘Increase Speed x2’ and ‘Shadow Walker x2’. Shadow Walker makes the user able to walk without making any sound but it uses a great amount of mana so I think I am the only one that is able to use it.
Twin Ether EatersTwin gunblades that can shoot six magic bullets with high speed before they need to be recharged with new bullets. Can be used during an attack or as a means to attack from distance.RarityRare
This is the status of both weapons and they can or cannot be used together. I have made a scythe as well, but I suck at using it and almost killed the other knights as I was testing it.
Death The ReaperA scythe that could be the weapon of Death in the stories. This weapon is a creature that feeds on the souls of the people it kills and it grows stronger as it eats more souls.RarityLegendary
That scythe is dangerous! I have put some enchantments on it that I would never ever want to see in any weapon. ‘Blood Drain’, ‘Mana Drain’, ‘All Elemental Magic Up’, ‘Self Repair’. The Elemental Magic ate all the others slots I could put on the weapon, since I had to use one slot for every element the magic system has. It is so powerful that I cut in half the castle wall like it was butter… I am really afraid of using it in battle, so I let it stay in my inventory for now.
I trained with the soldiers until it was nearly dinner time, then I hurried to my bedroom to take a shower before going to eat with everyone, and yes, the egg was with me while training. I had made a place that I could put it on my back, so it was there while I was moving. I can say that it was good for training to protect things that are at your back.
Anyway, going to the dining room I sat at my usual place, besides Alice, and without much ceremony I ate my dinner while chatting with them about the things we did today. Mostly just some minor things about the others, and all the things a family talks about while they are eating together.
After dinner I worked a little more on my tailoring and as it was time to sleep I walked to Alice’s bedroom while humming a happy song.
“*Knock* *Knock* Alice, I’m here.” I say after having a full shower again, I didn’t want to walk in all sweaty when I want to make sure that the flower is just mine.
“C-Carn… you may enter.” I hear her voice through our connecting door so I enter her bedroom. I was using a pair of pants without underwear and I already had a boner after looking at my scared little kitten who was wearing nothing more than a transparent robe and her underwear. I can't hold back anymore as I walk up to her.
“Alice.” I look in her eyes and see her resolve, she is already mine and no one else will ever have her. I kiss her while making her body come closer to my own, my hard penis hitting her stomach through our clothes. “I can’t hold it anymore.” I say as I push her to the bed.
“We will be one after this night.” She tells me with her red face, and I kiss her more as my hands make their way to her breasts and thighs.
Spoiler : [table=brown]STATUSNameIncarnusRaceFerret Beastkin (Demonic)Level77GenderMaleClassDemonically Fluffy Hero FerretHealth100%Mana100%Stamina100%Satiety100/100Strength140Vitality140Agility145Dexterity144Intelligence140Wisdom140Unlocated points0[/table]
[table=brown]SKILLDemon BodyUpgradeRollUpgradeTiger ClawsUpgradeInflammable GasUpgradeCharming God EyesUpgradeSummon FamiliarUpgradeInventoryUpgradeFlame WheelUpgradeDemon WingsUpgradeDominationUpgradeSemen DemonUpgradeHumanificationUpgradeSpinning Mana ArrowsUpgradeMana EdgeUpgradeBasic Fire MagicUpgradeBasic Water MagicUpgradeBasic Wind MagicUpgradeBasic Earth MagicUpgradeBasic Light MagicUpgradeBasic Darkness MagicUpgradeHidden Skill: Thigh SensingUpgradeMini Mind MappingUpgradeTailoring50/100Blacksmithing67/100Enchanting66/100Alchemy53/100Cooking70/100Iron TailUpgradeIdentifyUpgradeUnlocated points23[/table]
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