Auhtor's Spot: Ladies and Gentlemen!

Sorry making you all worry with my outburst yesterday... I just got a little too mad because of that review. ;p Teehee.

And to make up for my that I will use a new chapter that I had already done today. It will porbably make people wonder what I am going to do with this story, but it is fun and I am loving writing it.

Oh, if you ever ask, the system is similar but is not like Re:ham as well. You will understand it in a few chapters... YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Have a nice ferret read!

Alice PoV

I am the third princess of Alegria kingdom Alice and I am traveling with my maids and a few guards because father gave me an important secret mission. I am going to travel to a near kingdom and try to make the arrangement to stop a rumor that a war is about to break.

I am going to the Glater kingdom to have an audience with its king Marco Vralan. It would take us one and half weeks to get there using my two horses carriage.But at the night two days before we get to enter the city it happened.

I was awoke by a loud sound. As if someone had fallen on the ground and what I see is that my two maids were discussing about some kind of evil eyes that one of them had seen.

“Maria, Luanna. Why are you discussing things at this hour? It is night and we should be sleeping already! The guards are going to protect us from any danger.” I say to them with my groggy voice. I hate been awake during the night.

“Milady! You don’t need to get up! We were just talking to see what should we do since I saw the evils eyes looking to me through the door window! You don’t need to care about it. I am going to look out, but I needed to wake Maria to be looking to be looking at you.” Luanna said while looking at me.

“So, she fell in the ground and I woke up because you two were discussing… I think I need breath a clean air.” I said shaking my head to them both. They tried to stop me from going out but, they were not going to stop me! I am feeling that I am going to die if I stay too much inside this box!

I open the door and look around just to find that two soldiers were in the ground. I prepare to ask them why they are sleeping. But I see a red foam in their mouths. Without resisting I scream. My guards were killed! And why it happened? Who did it? I look around and I feel my vision get darker.

“Milady! Princess!” I hear their voices and I pass out.

I was feeling something in my head and that my two aides were too noise… “Silence you two!” I shout making them stop their discussion. “I had a strange dream… you two wake me up and when I walked outside…” I look at their faces and what I see don’t let me happy. “It-it is true?” I look at them exchange gazes and with a slow nod I see that I haven’t dreamed about the guards outside the wagon.

I look to the door. It was closed shut. I ask them to go out and grab the swords of the guards that were outside and if they could see what killed them. It was surprisingly strange that they did not entered the wagon to assault who was traveling inside it. They quickly did that, but Maria and I could use magic, but we needed to protect ourselves. So to not be totally unarmed I made them use what we could to protect ourselves.

It took them 4 minutes to get back. The reports made me shiver. What the fuck could have killed my guards like that… 5 of them died because their necks had been broken and one had his eyes pierced. The four that should be sleeping in the tent had been looted and nothing was left there. Except some small pieces of meat and the ‘naked’ bodies. I shivered because what had killed them were good at killing things in secret and could be anywhere.

After a few more minutes screams appeared from the forest. It was dreadful and I could hear a small laughing. Like a small animal laughing while things screamed. ‘I feared that it was what have killed my guards. But why it did not kill me or my maids?’ I was thinking and while I did it I heard that the screams had died to just a few and they were too weak already.

I don’t know what it is, but I am not sure if it will protect us or kill us… I am afraid that it killed my guards but was interrupted by something and now is going to finish what it started. Without going to bed I start to try to understand what was happening.

I waited preparing to use my magic in anything that should open the door. And the two maids were preparing to attack as well but the seconds turned into minute and the minute and 10 minutes. I drop my tense shoulder and sigh. It looks like what was out there wasn’t planning to enter this place.

I knock appear in the door. It was loud in the dead silence in the room but for some reason I did not feel any ill intent. I just felt ‘guilty’ feelings from the knocker and how I understand it… I don’t know. It was the first time I feel it like that.

I send a signal to Maria go and look through the wagon window. She didn’t discuss but she made a barrier around her body.

“It is clean! Nothing is there… except for a pile of meat. Did you think that what killed the men was not the evil eyes?” She says. But Luanna disagree.

“No, I am sure. The evil eyes killed the guards and when we got out it had ran away and now I am sure that it killed whenever screamed like that.” The maid answered. ‘But what could have killed my father’s trained men like they were nothing and yet feel guilty to kill women? If it was a bandit it will kill the guards and sell us as slaves.’ I was thinking and get closer to see the meat. They were raw but they were not put on the ground a big carpet with two wolves pelt were made and the meat was over it.

“Get a piece of meat. I don’t mind what piece. I just want one to see one thing.” I tell the maids and their eyes widen. But I get a light that Luanna had understand what I wanted to do and running she grab a piece of meat and bring it back. I use a spell at the meat and nothing is found. Just that it was a piece of meat and it could be prepared without any problem. “I think the ‘killer’ is a good person.” I tell them and their eye almost jumps out of their sockets.

Incarnus PoV

‘AH! What a nice sleep!’ I look around and find that I am in a strange place, but quickly everything I did yesterday come back and I go to look at the girls I had left at the wagon and I should go look at them, but since the snakes would have awoken me if some dangerous animal or person would come closer to them I used that time to eat my meatfast. Today was bleeding wolf meat! The blood have a metallic smell and it is a good sauce to have. I ate until I was completely full.

Sighing happily I walk to the place I left the women. I could hear a low praying and what I saw make me flinch. All the soldiers had been gathered in the tent and it was to be set ablaze by one of the maids! I knew they were there because of the smell of their corpse and I don't want to eat them. I feel their meat would taste like shit and it would not taste good even if you got a god cook. So I let them burn their deads.

I continue to look at them while calling my snakes. I tell them to continue looking for any hint of enemies around us. They nodded and run to walk around the girls. I wanted to make them follow each of the girls, but that would not let me discover why I felt guilty about killing the guards.

I continued to look at them and it was then that I saw the ‘princess’ she was so beautiful that I wanted to appear before her. But my human form is ugly and I need to be able to endure the form for more time… I look at her purple hair that was so long that touched her round butt. She had a slim waist, her thighs were covered by a long green dress. It made her looks like a flower that was flourishing.

I couldn’t see her eyes since I was looking at her back, but what I saw made me wonder why we are so different. She had some kind of animal ear at the top of her head. I was not sure what kind it was, but her tail is from a feline I sure that. But I did never have seen a feline that had a purple fur… she is probably a panther, because I can see that her body was made to speed. I lost myself there looking at that flower before the burning tent. I could smell that she was afraid about her travel, but I will protect her until she get at her destination.

“Princess! It is there! Those are the eyes I saw yesterday!” A maid said pointing to where I was hiding. The maid, I think her name is Luanna… I look at her and then to the other girls. Without wasting time I jump from the brush I was using as cover. Because an earth spike appeared where I was a few seconds ago.

“*Squeak!*”‘Scary!’ I thought before running to another brush just to find me trapped in a earth cage. ‘Dammit.’

“That was what I found scary?! A big ferret?!” Luanna facepalms herself and I see that the one who attacked me was the other maid, Maria.

“So, how can you find this cute ferret scary? His beige fur is cute.” Maria says when she get closer to my ‘jail’. ‘Thanks Maria! You have good eyes to this kind of thing!’ I thank her, in my mind. “But isn’t he a little too big?” She looks at me with a strange face but shrug it off in the next second. “Probably high magic concentration made him grow a little too much.”

‘Good job magic!’ I thought making a thumbs up in my mind. The princess step closer to my cage and I look at her eyes. A deep blue color, so dark that you would think it is black. It was beautiful. She did not have large breasts, but they would still feel good wrapped around my penis. They matched her slender body. All the curves were there but well hidden with her clothes. ‘How I want to make you take them off before me.’ I thought.

She walked until she was closer than the other duo and had crouched right beside my cage. She looked into my eyes. I could see a small hint of fear because of the last night and a curious light inside it. It is then that she stretches her hand. It surprised me, I didn’t thought that she would do it to an animal she have just find after her maid accused it of murdering all her guards.

I look at her hand and the others girls. They too had some animal ears, but they looked more like a dog and a cat. And their tails said that as well. Luanna is a dog and she uses glasses… I don’t want to make her angry, she looks like she would rip my little member if I hurt her lady. Maria is a cat one and her eyes are odd, the right one is yellow while the other is green. Her tail looked puffy, she looks like a persian cat.

I could smell a good smell from the hand right near me. And without restraining my instincts I walk to it smelling the air and when I got close enough I lick it. It tasted good! I continue to do that and she uses her other hand to pet me. It was then that I found it. This is heaven! I could feel me melting in her hands. The smell, the petting, the… I don’t know how much time passed but I just awoke when I felt that my stomach was grumbling and my snakes were looking at me.

I look around and I find that the cage has nowhere to be seeing and that I had been sleeping at the girl thighs. I didn’t wanted to leave this toned yet squishy heaven, but the snakes would never get this closer if it wasn’t dangerous. So I jump from her lap and with a small squeak I run to the forest.

“Ah… Are you coming back?” I hear her voice and stopping right before the nearby tree I squeak to her saying that I would be back.

I run faster than I thought I would be able, but let leave it be. I found that the thieves I had killed yesterday had brought some experience to me today as well. 4 corrupted boars were devouring the bodies of the dead humans. I don’t know why they are doing such a thing since they smelled like shit to me. But they are mindless monsters. ‘They are completely different from the awesome me!’ I thought to myself.

[table=brown]You really needed to praise yourself there? And I have filmed the time you were being petted. I could say that you really have potential to be a pet.[/table]

‘Stop talking nonsense! And I don’t want to watch that thing make sure to delete it! I think that this Screen is getting too much personality this days… it is probably due to my demonic nature.’ I shrug it off and continue to watch my new prey. They are bigger than me and I never hunted a normal boar until now. I just avoided them since I found that a wolf pack would die if not well prepared and this monsters have their tusks two times the size of the one I had seen!

Their tusks alone were as long as my body and I could see their muscles beneath the pelt. I really don’t know how I can kill this things, but I need to do it since my lady’s thighs are waiting for me! I steel my resolve and making two of my snakes walk around the boars. I had left one looking after the girls. I will not let them be harmed.

The four beasts have yet to notice the dangerous situation they are now. ‘I don’t think I can manage them using just 20 arrows per cast… and I need nearly a one second to completely charge and shoot them.’ Without minding that much I look at the points needed to upgrade the number of arrows, 7 points to use 4 more or 19 points to 10 more… ‘OF COURSE I CHOOSE THE 19 POINTS!’

I grin and use my human form and putting the armor I had got from the guards. It is a needed thing. “FOR PONY!” I shout and charge with sword in hand while my I summon the 30 arrows. I send them directly to the monster that was farther away. And at the same time the snakes used their bodies to twist around the neck and legs of another one. They weren’t big enough to circle all the robust neck but it made them flinch since their power is beyond a normal snake.

The stupid monster just stood quietly looking at me, and I did not let the chance escapes! I made a thrust with my sword aiming at its eyes. I thought I would reach it, but a perilous light shone at it eyes and it made a small sprint to me. I kick the ground and it pass beneath me.

Luckily it can not make curves so its tusk got stuck in some powerful tree trunk. I breath and what I see made me shiver. The one I had used the magic had fallen but now is getting up! Without wasting time I make the arrows rain at him again and beating my wings I am at his eyes and using the arrows to distract it and do some damage it did not see me appearing at his eyes piercing it and making the sword go all the way to the hilt. I let it go and get a new one from my inventory. I had three more to spare. And three(?) enemies.

I see that the snakes were not defeated and they were toying with the boar harassing its legs and trying to break them. I could see that he was limping already and the bone was exposed making a purple-black blood ooze out from the wound.

I shake my head and look at the boar that haven’t attacked yet but what I saw made my back start to sweat buckets. ‘The thing have a tree in its tusks and it running this way!’ I almost panicked there, but thinking that the enemy is rushing to me, it will make my damage more powerful so I jump and start to shoot arrows at its head trying to pierce and eye or the skull, but to no avail and the monster is just getting closer and closer.

Without thinking I pour mana in the sword like I saw the “system” doing with the arrows. It shone a little and the metal started to get hot with a few red lines on its body. Without stopping to think I make the sword fly to its head and with loud sound the head was pierced. Making it lost the acceleration but not the momentum so it continue to ‘charge’ forward. I use the Roll skill before he could reach me.

‘I did never thought that MH would help me now…’ I get a new sword from my inventory just to see my first boar glare at me. Eyes full of rage and killing intent. I grin to him and summoning arrow after arrow I make them ‘pierce’ the boar body. I made them all target the same small spot right between its eyes and every arrow that pierced it while I dodged the attacks made it flinch until the 60 break its defense getting inside the brain and making the blood fly.

I look at the scene, three dead boars and one half alive, so I start to whistle while I looked at the ‘dead’ boar.

“Wow! You killed my snakes!” I saw both bodies stomped in the ground, but the boar have received some damage too. Two of its legs had broken but it will never yield. His eyes looked right inside my owns asking me for a duel. But I declined. “Sorry, I am not a cavalier.” And with that I make sure to poke its eyes with my sword. I slowly continue to make it move. Slowly taking the life of this beast and when the blade reached its brain it died. And I made sure to not be on the tusks way. That thing looked like it would hurt like shit!

I breath heavily and look at the damaged. It was little too big at the area, but let’s not think about it! It is time to skin this monsters and to get their tusks! It looks like it will be useful! But let me see the windows I had made go to the corner of my vision while I was hunting this beasts.

[table=brown]You gained a level!You gained 8 points to use in skills and status.[/table]

[table=brown]You gained a level!You gained 8 points to use in skills and status.[/table]

[table=brown]You discovered a new skill!You discovered the skill without the need of points! Now it yours and you will not need to pay for it![/table]

[table=brown]Mana EdgeCost: 10This skill permit you coat your weapon with your mana making it more powerful and will gain the element of the mana you infused it with. It will work until you stop to fed mana. Upgrading this skill will make it possible to shoot and arc of mana.Available Elements: Raw Mana[/table]

[table=brown]You gained a level!You gained 8 points to use in skills and status.[/table]

[table=brown]You gained a level!You gained 8 points to use in skills and status.[/table]

‘OP I got four levels and a skill without the need to buy it! And now I discover that I can discover skills of my own and I will not need to buy it! What a cheat like body! But I love it!’ I go back to my thoughts and starts skinning the beasts. They were big, heavy and I needed to cut the tusks with the mana edge skill. It was annoying, but it was useful since I have some good skinning knife now! ‘Many thanks to my lady!!!’

It took me one hour just to skin one of that monsters! Their meat smelled so good that I needed to use all my willpower to not dig in. Well… I may have got some snacks but I am not the one to blame! This thing is too good! Raw with and without blood! And I think I may got a little addicted to monster meat…

I skinned all of the monsters and have took their tusks, bones and meat… well, the meat and bones are together because it would be a pain in the ass to clean it all. So I put it all in my inventory to eat it in the future. I should probably clean this area of the corpses of this humans as well… let’s just put them all in my inventory and then make them mysteriously appear dead in the city. It looked like a plan so I did it. They were half eaten but to appear mysteriously it will be ok.

I look at the sky, it was nearly midday and the girls would have having lunch… and I think they had eaten some of the wolf meat I gave them… but well. Let’s go back.

I run to the wagon place just to find it gone! They had left me behind! It is then that I get it… My lady’s smell! I kick the ground and fly in a low altitude just making sure to avoid the trees and the wolves that would appear once in awhile. It was just after an hour that I found the carriage. It had stopped and the maids were finishing to prepare everything to leave. I land at the ground and run to them happily.

(AN:Look for ferret war dance. It is cute!)

I hear the maids sigh when they see me. ‘What! You thought I will not come back! Too bad that Snake 3 is with you guys!’ I thought to them and with all my noises I hear a girl inside the carriage running to the door and open it wide just to run after seeing me. ‘She was so fast that I didn’t have time to act! And she is stronger than I had thought!’

“My little cuddly ferret is back!” She started to pet me when she saw me. It was heaven and I felt all my tiredness melt away with her ‘massage’. It was then that I start to make the ferret laughing sound. It is cute and I want to pet myself!

Alice PoV

‘He is back! My little cute ferret is back!’ I think when I hear the noises outside and when I look there I find that it was true! I rush out to hug and pet him. His fur is so cuddly and petable! I couldn’t hold back my excitement “My little cuddly ferret is back!” I say petting him.

“Milady. You should first let us clean him. He is all bloody and-” Luanna started to say.

“No! Incarnus is my little ferret and I’ll be the one that will clean him!” I take him and get a water bucket to clean his body. His fur is too fluffy! I almost lost myself there while I was cleaning him. So I quickly steeled my thought and worked in clean the fur that had lots of blood stuck in it. But he started to play with the water, wetting my dress and the small creature was laughing his ass of! I got mad and shooted water at him too. It was just when I heard Maria saying that we needed to go that I saw what had happened. I chuckle and got some towels to dry myself and my pet.

It was a fun time and at night I let him go to find some meat to himself since we just had some that someone had gave us. And I didn’t wanted to leave his instincts go dull giving meat to him.

But after 10 minutes he have already come back with three Horned Rabbits! And they were all killed by attacking the neck and some others small scratches.

“You… what do you hid under your fur coat?” I ask him and he tilts his head. It was cute! He gave us the rabbits just to run again. Probably going to hunt something to himself.

He came back after a few minutes with his mouth and paws covered in blood. I had to clean his paws and mouth.

When I was going to sleep he squeaked a little and after nodding he entered my covers. It tickled a little but soon he entered it he had fall asleep.

“Good night, Carn.” I kiss his forehead. He then opens his eyes and put his mouth on my own. After that he curls and goes back to sleep. I did the same after chuckling a little at his reaction.

Spoiler : [table=brown]STATUSNameIncarnusRaceFerretLevel37GenderMaleClassDemonically Fluffy Hero FerretHealth100%Mana100%Stamina100%Satiety100/100Strength75Vitality64Agility75Dexterity60Intelligence75Wisdom60Unlocated points32[/table]

[table=brown]SKILLDemon BodyUpgradeRollUpgradeTiger ClawsUpgradeInflammable GasUpgradeCharming God EyesUpgradeSummon FamiliarUpgradeInventoryUpgradeFlame WheelUpgradeDemon WingsUpgradeDominationUpgradeSemen DemonUpgradeHumanificationUpgradeMana ArrowsUpgradeMana EdgeUpgradeUnlocated points62[/table]