《I Am the "God of Death", Whatever That Means. (Original)》The town of Exail. Chapter 12
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After eating breakfast, Vert decided that he would loot the house while the other two played outside. After searching throughout the small cottage, Vert found a map and about 10 bronze looking coins. That's it. Vert decided to check the kitchen for food and what he found in there was interesting. He checked the Ice Box where the meat was stored and he instantly realized that the meat inside of it was human. It didn't belong to any animal or any other race, it was definitely human. Vert remembered that Emeralda had made bacon strips but instead where human strips. He decided he would not tell the two. Vert walked outside to only be thrown completely off guard. Liafa was on Emeralda's shoulder and they were running around while Liafa was giggling intensely. Vert narrowed his eyes.
'Alright, this is going too far, they have to be faking it. Wait, I shouldn't say anything, let's see how ridiculous they get with this.'
"Hey, you two, let's go to this town called "Exail" and find out some more information on where we are."
Emeralda and Liafa nodded their heads as to accept this notion and the group headed towards Exail. It is about a 3-hour walk and soon they are met with wooden walls. They follow the walls to find a gate with a guard. The guard was a cat man as well. They approached the guard and he got a confused look on his face.
"Halt! What business do foreigners have in the town of Exail."
"We have gotten lost and would like to learn more about where we are."
"Alright..... You may enter but make your way to the Town Hall first."
Vert nods his head and the other two follow him as he enters the small town. Vert easily locates the Town Hall and enters it. Inside is only one girl, who is standing behind the counter. She is smiling and Vert notices that it is definitely a forced smile. Vert walks up to the woman and begins to ask questions.
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"Who are you?"
"I am the Town Hall receptionist, nice to meet you!"
Her voice is completely monotone and Vert already think this place seems suspicious.
"Where I am?"
"You are in the town of Exail which is in the country of Zeneva which is in the continent of Expellum."
"What is a good way to make money?"
"Doing quests for the adventurer's guild."
The monotone voice begins to slightly annoy Vert since it seems the woman would rather be dead than talking to Vert. Vert is completely off guard because he begins to look closely at the woman. She is a cat girl with white hair and white ears. Her light blue eyes shine like diamonds and her figure is just Vert's type. Basically an hour glass and Vert could feel himself begin to fall in love. He grabs his head for a second and shakes it and the feeling is suddenly gone.
'What is going on in this strange town?'
Vert looks back up to the receptionist and she is blushing. Vert is surprised since he figured this woman had no soul whatsoever.
"Stop checking me out, it is embarrassing."
"Ehhhhhhhhh?"
Vert is completely off guard from the sudden tone in the girl's voice. She faces away from Vert and looks at him from the corner of her eyes.
"Pervert."
Vert becomes speechless and can feel something begin to stab him in the back. He doesn't want to turn around but does it anyway. Emeralda and Liafa were standing there side by side and intensely staring at Vert, they begin to have a conversation.
"Why does the man we love have to be such a womanizer, disgusting."
"Agreed Emeralda, should we maybe tie him up so he can never leave the house? Maybe then he will only show us love instead of trying to get new girls."
"Pervert."
The receptionist had joined into the conversation and was even standing beside the two.
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'Wait! When did she get over there?!'
Vert breathed heavily and put his hand onto his forehead. He could feel a headache begin to form. The girls continued to call Vert terrible names ranging from "Disgusting" to "Godly trash" and Vert couldn't take it anymore. He teleported away and was outside again. He heard a startled whelp from a man and turned to see a cat man who was about in his 40s. The man was staring at Vert since he did just appear about of thin air.
"My, don't see that every day do we? You must be one of the foreigners Izuki told me about."
'Izuki must've been the guard at the gate. Wait, why do these people have Japanese sounding names while the other ones had European names.'
Vert came to the conclusion that the old couple had given the group fake names. Vert responded to the man with a nod.
"Alright, my name is Kakashi and I would like to welcome you to our humble town of Exail! I am the chief of this small town so if you need any help just ask me."
"Sounds good, my name is Vert."
The two shake hands and Kakashi enters the Town Hall. Emeralda and Liafa walk outside to find Vert but it didn't take too long. They go to the Inn and Vert tries to get a nightly stay. As he walks up to the counter, the same Cat girl from before is behind the counter.
"Hello pervert, would you like a room?"
"Wait, you work here too?"
"We are short handed so I work many jobs."
Vert decides to leave it as that and manages to buy a room without being called pervert again. It cost him 1 bronze looking coin. Vert accepts the key and realizes that it is only around mid-day.
"Hey girls, want to go shopping around town for a while?"
"Yay! Shopping! What's that?"
Liafa was confused on what shopping was since she had too never left her room. The reason Vert knew was because of his former memories.
*8 hours later*
The group returned back to the room. Liafa was asleep as Vert carried her into the room. Everywhere they went in this little town, that cat girl was there, always behind the counter. Vert became very skeptical but decided to let it go. They had bought some food and really spent most of their time shopping explaining what each item they saw did to Liafa. She really did know barely anything. Vert laid Liafa down onto the spare bed for now as he would be going into the bath soon. The room they were staying in had one big bed and one small bed. Vert entered the bathroom and found a surprisingly big bath. He takes off his clothes and slowly enters the warm bath. Vert begins to slowly fall asleep in the warmth then suddenly he heard the door open. He turns around to see Emeralda naked. Her body was steaming with heat and she was walking towards Vert. Her pinks eyes had a slight red tint to them as she drew closer to Vert.
"What are you do-."
Emeralda put her finger up to Vert's mouth and entered the bath with him. She drew close to him and sat on his lap. She presses her chest up to Vert's and looked up to him.
"I can't refrain myself any longer. Please be one with me!"
Vert can feel something begin to well up inside of him, but it didn't feel natural. It felt as if the feelings were being forced into him, but he completely lost control before he had noticed. He grabbed Emeralda by her ass and drew her closer to him and into a kiss. The water in the bath began to boil as the two became one.
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