《Why a goblin?!》Narration
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‘It’s been a while since I’ve spoken to you all like this right? Well, listen it's not my fault, whoever is running this show got all caught up on the whole narration thing. While I was left saying a bunch of one-line cliches! Crazy right?!
Well, I’m back! The great green goblin Rick! There’s been a lot I’ve wanted to tell you about how I feel about everything that’s going on, but I couldn’t! I will now though, cause who knows when I’m gonna be forced to go back to these one-line cliches! Just being all serious all the time! I’m still that Hollywood goblin star ready to change the world!
Anyways here I am in this cave with Kida and all these other goblins from the plains. We’ve just finished our breakfast which is very important by the way! Now me and Kida plan on breaking down her evolution. I’m actually really excited, for one she’s flipping huge!!
And although I’ve been locked in mentally, physically, and emotionally with the goblin race, it's my first time actually thinking one of the female goblins was attractive! It's not like I thought they were ugly before but I just couldn’t find them attractive in any way.
But here comes Kida evolving into a beautiful athletic giant of a goblin! Plus she’s been blessed in certain areas that I couldn’t just ignore...sigh. I know I shouldn’t be focusing on things like this with all the stuff going on but I couldn’t help it okay? It's a tough life for a goblin!’
[I wonder if Geedi would appreciate these thoughts.]
‘Ah! Now, why would you bring Geedi up Velora. There’s no way she’s still looking to have my children right? Yeah, there’s no way..Right?’
[Well, you’ll find out really soon now won’t you? It should be really interesting if she does indeed still wishes to have children with you.]
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‘I don’t even want to think about that, I’m too young for kids! Whatever let’s focus on what’s right in front of me.’
“Alright Kida, we can talk about your evolution a little now. First of all what are the major changes you can say about your new state versus your previous self?”
“Well I’m still not sure on everything but so far the biggest change I can feel is the amount of mana I have access to. As a Maglin I’ve been accustomed to using mana since my birth, so it was the first thing I noticed when I evolved.
Apart from that, I’m still feeling it out, you’ve obviously seen...ahem...the physical changes I’ve gone through but I think I’ve received new abilities along with the expanded mana capacity. I won’t be sure exactly what they do until I actually give them a try but I have a general idea.”
‘Velora you saw that little cough?! She knows I saw her damn boobs! Do you think she’s upset? It’s not my fault she was naked!’
[I’m sure she’ll be fine, just focus on this evolution, it's good information for me as well. The more evolution knowledge I gain the better I can predict at what level you will evolve again at. In fact, I might already have a rough estimation on that.]
‘Hmm tell me more about that later then.’
“Hmm..Kida, how can you tell exactly what skills you have and how to use them?”
“Oh that’s an easy one, Mr.Rick It’s just a feeling. Almost as if you’ve had the knowledge your whole life, though once you learn something new when evolving it will usually take some time to get accustomed to that new skill and all the capabilities of it. Isn’t that how it is for you too as well Mr.Rick? I’m pretty sure that’s how it is for every goblin in the plains.”
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“Just a feeling huh..Well yeah, I guess you can say it’s like that for me too, I was just checking to see if it was different for the goblins in the plains. Now you should definitely get accustomed to your new body before we complete the rest of the journey back to my tribe, or our tribe I guess it is now. You all can go outside and begin doing that near the cave, I’ll be out there soon to join you.”
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Kida agreed with Rick and she excitedly made her way outside, with Zargi who himself was also very excited and was keen on seeing just what Kida could do. After all as long he kept getting stronger he would eventually evolve and be able to do similar things as Kida.
The two high goblins and both TinkGoblins followed them outside as well, it seems everyone was interested in seeing the new and improved Kida. That just left a lone Hobgoblin in Rick remaining in the cave. Seemingly thinking about truly critical things.
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‘Go away narrator! This is still my time to shine! Anyway, Velora I probably should’ve done this a long time ago, but I really should’ve long-checked everyone’s statuses. Well, better late than never, and what better time to check than right now. So can you bring Kida’s status please?’
[Sure, but first what is this narration thing you keep talking about?]
‘The enemy of my storied legend and future stardom Velora. Truly a despicable thing if you ask me.’
[I don’t quite understand, and I don’t believe I ever can. Anyway here's Kida’s status.]
{Name - Kida}
{Age - 5}
{Race - Elite MagiGoblin (Low)}
{Level - 35 (1050/1080)}
{Health - 35/35}
{Mana - 55/55}
{Strength - 15}
{Agility - 20}
{Intelligence - 25}
{Endurance - 15}
{Skills}
{Mana Manipulation III (uncommon)}
{Comprehension V (common)}
{Elemental Affinity III (uncommon)}
{Spell Construct Mastery I (uncommon)}
‘Fifty-five mana?! She wasn’t kidding at all about having a big mana capacity. But why doesn’t her skills have a mana requirement like mine? There’s still so much I really don’t understand about skills and statuses. Who knew skills could be so diverse, now I'm really curious as to what that damn Fox's skill list will look like. Anyway, let's see the description of these skills.'
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