“So Jaba…You said you remembered the other two evolved goblins going into tents and eventually the female one would come out with a larger stomach right ?”

“Yes, are we going to have that talk now?”

“Yes we are, unfortunately. Also, you didn’t know what they were doing inside the tent right?”

“No I didn’t know, but they did make a lot of noise. Thinking back, the noises themselves were really weird.”

~~~

It was at this point in time that Rick began to hold his head and curse his own imagination as he began to unconsciously imagine what was taking place inside the tent.

While Rick is no stranger to sexual activities from his previous life, he really didn’t enjoy thinking about how the goblins looked while doing the same activities.

It took him a few minutes to collect himself and calm down. After which began his explanation regarding how reproduction works.

~~~

“Okay everyone listen up, the information I’m about to explain is very important to our future. To grow into an empire, we need more goblins. A lot more.

One of the oldest and easiest ways to do that is through reproduction.

Hold all your questions till I’m done explaining. Understood?”

“Understood.”

“Yes!”

“Y..es!”

“Hm.”

Alright, it seems they’re all taking this seriously. I don’t know if that's good or bad but whatever. Also, I’m not a biologist so if anyone is reading this please don’t judge me.

[What do you mean by reading?]

Nothing, it's just the author trying to be funny.

[What author? I don’t understand.]

I don’t understand either! Anyways let's get this goblin sex talk show on the road!

“Alright, so Jaba what the two goblins were doing inside the tent was having sex. Which is pretty important when it comes to reproduction.

Now reproduction can be attached to many things but in our case, it’s about making little goblin babies.

Basically, I’m saying that we need have this fancy thing called sex, to able to reproduce more goblins.

Now your all probably wondering what the hell is this sex thing that I keep mentioning. Well, it’s this beautiful thing that a male goblin and a female goblin perform together.

In other societies it can lead to wars, marriages, grudges, and all sorts of weird things, but in our case, It will lead to more goblins and of course happiness and bliss for all parties involved. At least I hope so.

I guess that didn’t describe what sex actually is huh… Okay so myself, Jaba, Dal, Tars, and all the other male goblins in the tribe all have one thing in common that Geedi doesn’t have. It is that thing between our legs that we pee from.

It is the pride of our manhood and should be protected at all costs. That thing is called a penis.

Geedi on the other hand along with all the other female goblins in the tribe has something else between their legs.

It is also their pride and something should also be protected at all costs. It is called a vagina.

Now sex is what happens when the female goblin with a vagina and the male goblin with the penis both come to an agreement to let the male goblin stick his penis into the female goblin.

And then BOOM! You are now having sex. Well, there are moves and other things involved but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

Now, remember clearly that both goblins need to agree to it. The male goblin must never try to force the female goblin to have sex, while the female goblin must never try to force the male.

Any goblin that does that will be either kicked out of the tribe or killed immediately.

While sex and reproduction will be important for our growth, only do it when you want to and with who you want to.

If you only want to have sex with one goblin forever then that’s fine, but if you want to do it with a lot of people then that’s also fine as long as everyone agrees.

Okay now we know what sex is, but that is only apart of the whole reproduction thing. The other is in the middle of having sex.

Once the male goblin and hopefully the female goblin as well reaches the absolute peak of their happiness, the male goblin will release a special liquid that is not pee from their penis inside the female goblin’s vagina.

That liquid will cause the female goblin to get pregnant, which means carrying new little goblins in your stomach. Then after some time has passed the little goblins will come out from the female in a painful process.

So all the female goblins should only let the male goblin release that liquid in them if they are okay with getting pregnant and going through the painful process of giving birth to the new goblins.

Alright, that is everything I have to say about sex and reproduction. Are there any questions?”

It’d be nice for not one of them to have any questions.

[Impossible. Look at them carefully thinking about everything you just said. Questions are bound to come.]

Yeah, I can see that.

“I have one. Who will take care of the new goblins?”

“Well, Jaba, who took care of you when you were a new goblin? And the little goblins you remember that came from the evolved female goblin?”

“I don’t remember who took care of me. I don’t even remember being a little goblin and the only thing I remember about the little goblins was them spending a lot of time with the evolved female goblin.”

Hmm, so I guess goblins don’t have any concept of true parenthood? Should I change that? But with no way to test DNA how will I even know who the father is? This is getting too complicated for my level of genius.

“Okay first of all do you remember how big the new goblins are and how long it takes for them to get bigger?”

“I think they were half the size of a normal goblin and then I think it takes two weeks for them to become normal size.”

So while goblins are weaker than almost everything else, we reproduce a lot quicker and even grow much faster. That’s goblin power baby. That information helps a lot.

I don’t know if only high goblins can have babies or if the normal ones can as well, but I doubt any goblin would want to stop two weeks of training and hunting to take care of the smaller ones.

So maybe we can create some type of goblin baby training ground that will train and nurture them until they grow into normal goblins before putting them in a squad?

But who the hell is going to stay behind and run the nursery? The normal goblins can’t talk to each other.

[The two squads that will stay behind on hunting trips can take care of the training grounds.]

Oh wait, I'm an idiot.

Thanks for pointing that out Velora.

But another problem...Do goblins need to breastfeed? So many problems from just talking about sex.

I don’t even want to imagine the questions that Geedi, Dal, and Tars still haven’t asked.

Sigh...