I woke up to my mom telling me to get ready as Elaine is making a stop to play with me today as she feels bored. Thankfully my mother just cracked the door and said it nicely and politely. She knows I’m a thin sleeper ever since my dad attacked me in the morning when he got home the first time. So I get up and switch into my best clothes. The girls are still sleeping but you never know they might see my anaconda. After changing I hide the new bones beneath the bed. I then use magic to remove the air from it and to condense it to save room. I have about 0.12 tons of bones so i'm only 6% of the way there. Sigh its going to take a while to fix myself.(not that kinda fixing guys he isn't getting sterilized!) I then go to the kitchen and eat my parents watch me and then Anna comes out of the room. 5 minutes later Sophia comes out and grabs a bowl. After another 5 minutes I grab another bowl and put a spoon in it my dad says

“Charles stop wasting food and creating more dishes.”

just as he finish’s the girl from the bandit camp comes out of my room and my parents don't say anything. The second bowl I made is beside me and she starts eating beside me. My mom gives me the eyes of Hades himself. I look to my dad who is ... giving me the thumbs up. My mom see's this out of the corner of her eye and then drags my dad off to their room. Looks like he took the brunt of the trouble. Thanks Dad your the best! Before my mother grounds me I walk/run out the door. Today it seems like the Sophia and Anna aren't going to let me go alone to find another women. Sigh. I walk around ten minutes and then see Elaine's carriage. Codex comments on the wealthy looking carriage

“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made”

“hardy har har”

Elaine jumps out of her carriage runs up to me. Stops. And then feels my ears its kind of like a ritual. But today someone is touching my other ear. They are being very gentle, although Elaine is also gentle this person is running their finger lightly and slowly across my ear. Once the two are done I turn around to see its the girl with white hair. Then something weird happened she and Elaine both just starred at each other. After about a minute I walked in between them only for them to kick my knees out from under me with inhuman strength and then they stare touching my ears again. But neither are looking at me their looking at each other. I thought pops into my brain. Bisexuals? That-ed be hot and im game only as long as im the only guy. When I try to move both grab my shoulders and push me back down so I can't. Seeing as how I can't move I grab the two books out from yesterday. This surprises the elf guards but they quickly recover as its a pretty common item. They probably didn't expect me to have one since im only 3 and a bit. Before I even start reading codex talks to me

“bring the books to me”

“what do you mean?”

“put them against me in my watch form.”

i do as he says and the books are absorbed by him. I then start feeling a small headache.

“Charles don't think of anything i'm trying something”

“um okay?”

i clear my mind and close my eyes. After about a minute the headache goes away.

“what did you do codex?”

“see for yourself...”

i open my eyes and I can see red dots on the people around me. A lot of the dots are in the hands and feet there are a couple in other places but those stick out I look at some weeds nearby. For some reason I know that they are good for fevers and for headaches.

“codex what did you do?”

“i just gave you all the information in those two handy books”

“why can't you just do that with your whole library?”

“unless you want to become a potato due to absorbing to much information be my guest.”

“no thanks im good.”

well I want to try this out and seeing how these two won't let me go... I grab both of their thighs and press one of the red dots on each of them. Needless to say they both dropped like rocks.

“why did you do that Charles?!? I can't move my leg!”

“...why?...”

the first one was Elaine the second one was a beautiful voice, an angel's it was music to my ears. I then look to their legs their are blue dots farther up. I reach further up their thighs and press the blue dots with my fingers. They get up and so do I. Before Elaine can say more I talk

“because you were treating me like an object when I am not”

i then walk off in the direction of the goblins and enter the forest. I take out the rings I got yesterday and finally put them on. Codex annualized them.

“you have to wait a day before you can use magic again”

“why I am perfectly able to use magic”

“because the other rings have a little more then 2 rings worth stored up so their sucking your magic up. Also sit down for a minute.”

i do as he says and I can feel the mana moving around the rings. When it stops 4 rings are glowing on my 5 tiered ring.

“okay you can take the other 5 off for now.”

“okay”

i take the 5 rings off and put them into my storage ring. I then continue on my way. While waiting for codex to do what he does I had called FEAR over to me. Since I can't use magic right now I need something to distract everything in the forest. Considering everything left in the forest fear's FEAR(lol) he would make a good guard. My mind wandered while I walked to the cave where PAIN and the goblins were.

Why did PAIN become my pet? While I was thinking about this I realized why. My weight was over 3.75 tons from the rocks I was carrying. When I jumped up and then landed on his back it was probably incredibly painful. And then when I fell backward and hit him in the back of the head with that weight I can see why even with his current strength.

By the time i finished explaining it to myself we had arrived. I knew that the goblins would be hungry so i took them hunting with FEAR and PAIN. They also saw me crush several trees with my fists that got in the way of where i was walking. Since PAIN and FEAR needed to go on diets anyways i let the goblins have all the meat. When we returned to the cave at around 3 in the afternoon i left with both PAIN and FEAR in tow.

When i get back to town i can feel something wrong. The town is quite and theirs no one talking. I walk right into the centre with FEAR and PAIN behind me.

“THATS THE MUTT THAT KILLED EVERYONE IN THE CAMP GET THE CERBERUS!!!”

I can see bandits running out of the houses of the villagers. All their faces I can see in front of me.

“FEAR, PAIN their all yours let none escape.”

I jumped straight up and towards the forest i landed beside a tree and watched the blood bath unfold. They were a perfect combo of attack and defense. FEAR blocked all the attacks with his impenetrable tail and body while PAIN crushed them underfoot and in his mouth. None of them survived. After they were done i walked to the village and started grabbing bones i needed them and i wanted to make an excuse before entering houses. After adding these bones to the ones i had collected earlier with the goblins i walked home. When i entered my family was.....

all tied up. Elaine and the white haired girl were as well. Even the guards although they and my dad looked roughed up. I untied them all using magic and my mom and dad left to probably inspect the damage. I went to bed i don't need to eat but I like to keep the act up. I did the usual i put the bones under the bed (17%) and finally started counting the money i had stolen from the camp. I counted up 150 gold plus some silver and copper. I put all the money in my hardly detectable drawer and then laid down. The first to come to my room were white hair and Elaine they each grabbed an arm. The other two followed in after Sophia pouted again. Anna however didn't complain and all 5 of us drifted off to sleep.

Author's note

if any of you could create a better summery of whats happened i would like to use that summery instead as the current one blows and i am terrible at summarizing

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