WARNING THEIR IS SWEARING IN THIS CHAPTER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED IF IGNORED ITS YOUR OWN FAULT HEED THE CAP LOCKED MESSAGE.

ALSO IF ANYONE COULD HELP WITH BLUE BOXES AS I DON'T KNOW WHICH PROGRAM TO USE OR HOW TO MAKE THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL thank you for your time reading this message have a nice day*

P.S. This story will be slow moving so don't expect something crazy by chapter 20

P.S.S. This chapter is shorter then my average

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I was really confused I had only touched the lizards head nothing more nothing less so how the hell did I tame it? The old goof gave me back to my mother and then left. My mom ate her meal and then fed me completely ignoring the lizard. When she continued planting the lizard followed and kept eating birds like no tomorrow. When it got dark out we returned home and I was put back into my cradle after feeding of coarse. I had stayed up most of the day and was tired. I again ate the blue sphere then drifted off to sleep.

When I woke up the next morning we were already in the field. When my mother noticed she fed me right away then put me back in the sling like thing. I saw the lizard following again today. It was around double the size and the birds today weren't in our field at all. They seemed scared of him. He followed me and my Mother for the whole day and did nothing else.

When the work was done today mother put me done on the ground in the house. I couldn't lift my body up but I could lift my head up. As I looked around I saw a hole with mice in it eating bread. I know I’m not from a rich family and I haven’t seen any cats or dogs around the house. So I know that nothing will stop the thieves in the hole. I try to point to the hole as my mother picks me up but she doesn't pick up on it. My little friend however does and walks over and enters the hole. About a minute later I see him walk out with blood all over his face. With a smile on my face my mother feeds me. Still hungry I eat more of the blue sphere then I drifted off to sleep again.

The world continued like this for a month me eating the blue sphere from time to time and mom carrying me around her neck while working in the fields, our field seemed to grow with much more crops then everywhere else in the village. The lizard grew to the size of a medium sized dog and ate all the vermin it could. Needless to say the field mice seemed to move to our field everyday only to be devoured by the lizard. The birds in the area completely avoided our field. While being carried around like a sack of potatoes all day was kind of nice. IT GETS REAL FUCKING BORING. Everyday I see the same things, walk the same path and watch the lizard kill mice. So today an opening occurred to me. My mother set me on the ground and went to get her lunch seeing this opportunity I up righted myself with ease (I've been practicing at night when I get the chance) and then lean forward to start crawling (the thought of walking right now is a no-no my legs are to weak) and to my glee I start falling forward. While falling forward I forget to stick my hands out and face plant the ground. While hard and painful I manage to stifle the cry and put height on my arms. I attempt to crawl forward. I make it a glorious meter forward and then my arms give out and me and the earth have a grand headbutt. Through this endeavor I have come to the conclusion that learning to crawl will be a grand task.

While quite surprised that I’m so fat and weak. I look at my accomplishment. I managed to start what an average baby takes 6 months to do! Although it is kind of a cheat since I have my memories. My mother comes out with her lunch. I upright myself which she was seen me do many times and I resign myself to crawling to her. Today I have been defeated! I hang my head in shame and when my arms are about to buckle after 25 centimeters I get picked up and put in the satchel (i have renamed it for easier typing) the rest of the week I spend eating milk and blue spheres. While in my spare time I have been strengthening my arms in my crib.

The time was come for me to claim a grand victory against gravity! Isaac Newton I will defeat your creation today and crawl to my throne! My mother sets me down and I eagerly upright myself only to hit my head against the only chair in the house. I fall back and roll around in pain. When I have recovered from this near death experience I realize I’m on my stomach. Perfect I’m at an advantage. I pick myself and crawl with... great ease.... did my arm strengthening do this for much me this is awesome freedom is mine!!! but i feel like my accomplishment was somehow short shafted.... so i decided to take it one step further i will walk! I upright myself and using my hands to push myself up. I get up and i feel awesome!!! then a revelation occurs to me i can't pick either of my legs up their to weak. As i stay standing up for a whole entire minute my legs are on fire and feel like jelly. My mom seeing my great accomplishment looks at me. Finally my salvation is here! But she stares at me. A full ten seconds later my balancing and legs give out and once again i face plant the cold hard ground. That was underhanded Newton underhanded....

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