《Re: Reincarnation: EVOLUTION》Chapter 5: Chicken nuggets is the food of the emperors...!
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This sure is a long ass list is it?
What were you expecting? This list contains all of the skills that were, are and will be created in the multiverse! And it isn’t even the full list of upgrades that is available!
Wait what?!!! Are you kidding me?! This list is already as long as Cthulhu’s dick and you are saying that it isn’t even a full list?!! Fuck there are skills that are worth 1000000000 points here!!!!!
Well yeah The full list will be available to you after the fifth evolution only. And that list does not contain any skills either.
Fuck my brain!!!!
“Haaaah…”-I sigh already exhausted.
Well for now let’s read this fuck ton of information and wait till dawn, or I will be in trouble as this place is walking on its trousers like a fifth grader after his first sex at which he shat himself.
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It is already dark and calm. So let us head out! But first! Evo chan please Show all of us what did I buy!
No problemo! Identification. Identification is identification, a standard skill in every RPG like novel, game, fiction etc. This skill can identify everything in this world and show you an information about it! Except any sentient being. (Cost 1 pt.) Night eye. This skill creates a temporary tapetum lucidum in your eye out of mana. Now you can spy on girls at night!!! (Cost 2 pt.) Camouflage. This skill does not make you wear a camouflaged uniform or does not use your chromatophores to change your color. This skill makes the light bypass you so you are invisible to a naked eye. Now you can creep in girl’s bedroom at night! Unless she can sense your presence. (Cost 3 pt.)
Now for exploring!!! While I climb down the tree I see on oldman who is still hanging unconscious.
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Those girls sure beat him good.
Yeah. I still can’t believe that this is the legendary mage who lived for 300 years.
If you are a healthy pervert you can live for thousands of years!!!! If you are extremely lucky…….
When I’m down on the ground I make my way to the second nearest building. As much I want to peak on girls sleeping….That can wait…Wait a moment!
Evo chan! I did saw girls of a different races in that shower but how many races are there in this world?
There are 7 major different races in this world: humanoids, beastman, fae, angels, demons, dragons and makinas. These races all have many sub races and come in different shapes and sizes. Not to mention half blods… There are also monsters but they are…
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
WAIT!!!!! DID YOU JUST SAY FAE!!!!!??????
Y-Yes I did…
Are we talking about the Alven, Devas, Dryad’s, Leprechaunt’s, Merpeople, Sprite’s, Ashrays and the Unseelie Court like fae?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm…Yes?
“FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE FAE!!!!!!!!!!”
I can see that…
Wait! Where the fuck are we?
While I was engrossed in the most important conversation in the millennium…I got lost…
For fuck sake do I a topographic cretin in this life like Z***o? I really hope that I’m not, coz that will certainly be a pain in the ass.
While looking around I spot a door. Without a second thought, I open it.
“Is this some kind of school?”-I see a large auditorium with many desks.-“Because if it is I already understand why this day is like a dog who is suffering from diarrhea.”
Close. This is a Roosters empires royal academy.
Roosters empire!!!?????? What the fuck!!!!!!??? Who would name an empire after a cock!!????
Well the first emperor was a big lover of chicken nuggets in his previous life to the point that he died after eating 5 kilos of them.
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Tha heck?!
Now let us leave that for later and search this building for something to eat.
…………………………..Nothing?! In the whole building there is nothing?
Monkey dicks!
Haaaaaaaah…. I should probably search the neighboring building. That one that looks like an artist’s vomit.
No seriously who would paint a gothic building in 24 different colors?! And I am not talking about the windows! But the walls themselves!!!
Wondering about why someone would hire a colorblind painter, I enter that bizarre building.
Now this is what I’m talking about!
The whole building is just a big hall. And it’s full of sleeping Al-mi'raj.
Ho ho ho. It is good that they are asleep.
You are wondering what are Al-mi'raj? Well probably you would recognize in them the honed rabbits. Except they are yellow and highly aggressive. The small and furry incarnation of wrath and gluttony.
“Why would someone keep them here?”
Grimoire ex mundo est.
First entry.
Al-mi'raj is a mythical beast from Arabic poetry said to live on a mysterious island called Jezîrat al-Tennyn within the confines of the Indian Ocean. Its name can be broken up several different ways, though is generally seen truncated as Mi'raj, Mir'aj or just Miraj. Its name is also synonymous with Muhammad's ascent into heaven.
Al-mi'raj is a large, harmless-looking yellow rabbit with a single, 2-foot-long (0.61 m), black, spiraling horn protruding from its forehead, much like that of a unicorn.
Despite its docile appearance, Al-Mir'aj is actually a ferociously territorial predator known to be able to kill animals and people many times their own size with a few stabs of its horn. It also has an immense appetite and can devour other living things several times its size without effort. Al-Mir'aj frightens other animals and they will always flee from its presence due to this.
The people of the island were so terrified of Al-Mi'raj eating them and their livestock that they would turn to witches to ward them away as soon as the rumor of a Miraj met their ears. It was reported that only a true witch would charm the Miraj, rendering it harmless so the people could remove the Miraj from the area.
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