““““““““What the fuck!!!””””””””- I what they screamed.

“Muhahahahahahahahah!”-I laughed.- “Beware of the motherfucking flying lizard! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!”

………

Let us run!

Very brave….

What the fuck! That surprised me! Tha heck is this notification? I this some kind of bug?

Nope! It’s just my honest opinion.

Opinion? Are you sentient?

Yes, I just became after your last evolution.

Oh…OK. Umm…How should I call you?

Hmmm…In the original version the author named me Evo-chan, so let’s go with that.

OI! The fourth wall!!!!

{You called?}

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! Another voice in my head!!! I had enough!

{Annn! More! Brake me more!!!}

………

…………………..

Right. Evo-chan so you are something like Cor***a? Or maybe Ski-***?

Don’t compare me with those shitty AI-s! I am powerful enough to calculate all your evolution roots!

Ok ok!

While I was talking to Evo –chan I completely got lost.

Well at least I am not being chased right now. So Evo–chan do you come with a map function?

No sorry.

In that case, let us open this door.

After a moment leaped at the door handle.

When I opened the door what welcomed me was rows and rows of lockers.

This is? A changing room? Lets hope that this is not a men’s changing room!

When I thought that, I heard a voice, a voices to be precise.

I rushed out, I don’t even know how but moved at a speed I newer ran. The cause of my speed outburst? The voices belonged to the females! Moreover, being a pervert that I am I must see them with my own eyes!

Another door is blocking my way! I want to smash it! NO! STOP! I must not do that will only scare them!

Thinking that I scaled my way to the doorknob.

When I finally opened the door…What welcomed me was a paradise! A bubbly wet paradise!

“Holy mother of porn!”-Is this paradise?-“This is a shower…A girl’s shower at that!”

Girls! Girls everywhere! From humans to anthropomorphic and necomimi! From elves to dwarves! From small tits to giant bewbs! From petit lolita’s to almost mature women! All of them wet and soapy! Washing each other and washing themselves! The sweet fragrance of flowery soap and a girls sweat!

I am losing my mind here! Why I don’t have a human body yet?!!!

Evo-chan….

Yes?

Please tell me that you can record this view!?

Of fucking course, I can!

Awesome!

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“Director sir!”-An annoying fellow came in my office.

“What is it this time?”-I asked annoyed.-“Did someone blew up laboratory again?”

“What? No! There is a magic beast lose in the academy!”-he shouted.

Is this guy serious?

“And?”- I want to sleep.-“Why are you coming to me? Isn’t it a job for the guards?”

“Sir! They lost him!”-What?

“How?”- I am getting angry.-“How could you lose a magic beast?”

“I don’t know sir!”-Eh?-“It’s a small lizard no more than a 20 centimeters in length! And magic sensors can’t spot him!”

“Are you serious?”-This guy is dumb as fuck.-“Why are you panicking then? If that creature is so small and if the magic sensors cant sense him than that is just an animal.”

“No sir! It bursted out of a student’s chest and then send another one flying whit a pinwheel!”

Wtf?

“Ok. So where did you lose him?”-This is getting interesting.

“In front of girls dormitory!”

What did he say!

“This is emergency!”-They are in danger!-“I am teleporting right now to the shower..*cough* to the dormitory!”

“…..”

This is definitely not because I want to see girls taking a shower!

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Fhew…That was crazy!

When I was at the shower complaining to the Evo-chan about my body not being a human one or at least close to it, suddenly a strange pattern appeared in the middle of the showers floor. Then an old man with a beard at least half a meter long appeared out of it. He was wearing a gray robe and was definitely reminding me of Gand***.

With eyes ogling at the girls he said with a serious tone that a dangerous magic beast was on the lose.

And then the paradise was lost…The angels became devils…The pore old man was hit in the face then in the gut, after which in the family jewels. Then he was choked with his own beard. Then shaved clean, loosing the few hair that was left on his already almost bald head. After which he was stripped naked, tied with a rope and hanged from a tree outside of the building in which the shower was located with a paper tablet with some kind of symbols on his chest.

That’s what you get for being a peeping tom!

Me? No! I am not like him! I definitely wasn’t ogling at those poor girls with lust in the eyes! I was…Yes! I was just researching the chemicals in the soap bubbles which made contact with their skin for scientific reasons!

Sure you were…

“*Cough* Tell me Evo-chan can you show me my status?”

Sure I can.

Status

Race: Hylonomus (Evos) Locked

Titles: Ego legionem; Knight Slayer.

Main attribute: None Secondary attribute: None

Level: 7 Evolution stage 3 evolution XP: 0/40/44

Strength 20.1 Intellect 15

Agility 6 Endurance 6.5 Locked (Locked) Locked (Locked)

Locked (Locked) Locked (Locked)

Stat points 0 Skill points 6

Hmm… What can I buy for those skill points?

When I asked that a weary long list appeared in front of me.