《Re: Reincarnation: EVOLUTION》Chapter 2: A honourable duel.
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“JUST WHO DOYOU THINK WE ARE!!!!?????”
Spinning! The world is spinning!
Just after I activated this skill, I become a drill and pierced the stomach wall. When I was outside, I could feel a wriggling. All insides were wriggling.
Does it hurt? Ha! That’s what you get for eating me!
After a few seconds, the wriggling stopped and I made my way to the intestines.
Why intestines you ask? It is easy! The god told that this world is a world of sword and magic, so I assume that the civilization did not develop technology like on the earth and is more dependent on the magic. In addition, if there is not any magic that rids you from parasites then almost everybody is infested with them.
Moreover, if their mentality is as it was back on earth in middle ages then it is quite a dark place.
Oh look at that I am right at the place! Hmm…Can I use the same skill to make my way inside?
Let’s try it!-“ JUST WHO DOYOU THINK WE ARE!!!!?????”-Aaand nothing happens….
Why?????!!!!!!
Your skill ‘JUST WHO DOYOU THINK WE ARE’ was replaced with a skill ‘Gastrointestinal perforation’.
? Can’t you show it me faster?.......................Well?!
Gastrointestinal perforation
A skill that creates a hole in the entrails, for a parasite to travel freely. Yuck!
OK? So let’s use that?
Then a hole appeared in the bowels.
Yuck, it’s filled with maggots! Well…Bon appetite?
You have reached level 2!
Yay! But I still can’t use those points!
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(A few hours later)
Now his bowels are free. In addition, I reached level 3.
Next destination heart!
When I was moving in the direction of the heart, I spotted something else.
Is that another parasite? And its mowing in the same direction!
“OH NO YOU DON’T!”-How am I even screaming?-“The heart is mine!”
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“Buzz off fagot.”-It talks!!!!????
“Who are you calling a faggot you bird feed!!”
“What?!!”-I wonder if our host can hear us?-“You fucker! Now you done it!!!”
“In the name of the worm goddess I challenge you to a honorable duel!!!”
Is there such goddess?...A honorable duel?
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What the fuck?????!!!!!! Did I just was challenged on a honorable duel BY A WORM?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?
“Hahahahahahahah!!!”-what our host is smoking!!!!
“You bastard!!!”-The worm spoke.-“You dare mock my Honor?!!!”
Ahahahahahahaha!
“For your information I am from a house of ‘Ass worms’!”-Stop!-“I am from a long line of knights!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!”-My stomach!-“Stop! You are killing me!!!”
“This bastard!”
Wait! Do I even have a stomach!?
“Die!”-The honorable worm launched at me.
“For the Motherland!!!”-I swam to him.
Then we collided.
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(The same time outside.)
“Master!”-A man shouted.-“I can hear them!”
“Who you can hear?”-An old man asked with a sigh.
“Worms!”-The man continued to scream.-“They are shouting inside of me!”
“Worms?”
“Yes!”-He continued.-“One of them challenged the other to a duel in the name of his goddess! And the other is laughing his ass off!!!”
“God….”-The old man whispered.-“Why did you curse me with this disciple?”
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(Back inside.)
We fought. We fought like there is no tomorrow.
We tangled and bitted each other.
Bitted, bitted and bitted.
This is going nowhere!
“I admit.”-The bird feed spoke.-“You are strong. Who are you?”
“I am…”-I answered-” Gastrointestinal perforation!”
“Gyaaaaaaa!!!!”-He screamed as his worm entrails were riddled with holes.
Time to finish this!
“Die!!!”-I bitted his head off.
You have reached level 4.
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You have been awarded with a title ‘Knight Slayer’.
Do you wish to change your name to ‘Gastrointestinal perforation’?
Fuck no!!! And show me the title!
Knight Slayer.
By killing a honorable knight of the house of Ass Worms (A knight clan with a long history.) you have unlocked this title!
This title gives you the ability to see a weak point of any knight armor.
Holy shit! There was such a house!?
Wait! Are you serious?! That means that there is a worm goddess?! Oh god!
Whatever! I don’t care anymore! I will just be on my way!
(And so our brave hero continued his journey to the heart of the host. A journey filled with adventure, danger, romance and honor. All in the name of the beautiful worm goddess!)
What the hell!
(What?)
What ‘What?’?
(What ‘What ‘What?’’?)
Tha hell? Are you high or something? What is with that comment?
(What? You don’t like it?)
Are you kidding?
(Yes, it’s a joke.)
You got a terrible sense of humor!
(Fuck you!!!!)
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