I died. Yep. THE END. End of the story!!!

Is what I thought that time. But not now! And you know why? Eh? You don’t? Well let me tell you. It’s because I died, but I am still conscious. How you ask? I have no fucking clue!!! You might think that if I if conscious then I’m not dead? Nope I’m dead for sure, because no human can survive a nuclear explosion.

Yep I died in a nuclear explosion. You see when I died, there was a third world war on earth. And those fuckers used their nuclear weaponry. Well now the earth is a radioactive wasteland. With no hope of life for a coming millennium.

So why am I conscious? I don’t know. All I know that now I am a floating glowing orb in the nothingness. There is no feeling of time, touch, smell…HECK I Can’t EVEN SEE!!!

Haaaaaaaahhhhh…………. It’s so boring in here. I don’t have anything to do at all.

[Hello little soul.]-A voice rang in my head…At least I think it’s in my head.

Great, now I’m hearing voices.

[You are probably wondering who I am?]-The voice continued.

At least it won’t be so boring now.

[Hey are you listening?]

The negative aspect is that I am insane now I guess?

[Oi!]

Wait! I already wasn’t sane right?

[OI!!!]

Well I think that’s alright…. maybe?

[LISTEN TO ME WHEN I AM TALKING YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!!!]-Great now the voice is mad.

“Yes, yes you don’t need to shout.”-I said to the voice. –“So what do you want voice in my head?”

[I am not a voice in your head!]-That is what all the voices in the head are saying.-[Listen puny soul for I am the god of evolution!!!]

“Wow! Such irony! Much confused!”

[Oh no! It’s retarded!]

“Hey! I’m not a retard!”-I rebuked the rude voice.-“I might be insane to hear a voice in my head, but I’m not retarded!!!!”

[Like I said! I’m a god! Not a voice in your head!!!]

“That’s what all voices in the head say.”

[Good point.]

“So what does this “god” wants from me?”

[Huh?...]-The voice sounded confused.-[Oh right! With your insane rumbling I completely forgot!]

[Rejoice! For I am here to give you another chance and reincarnate you!]

“Where is this place anyway?”

[LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!]

“Yes, yes.”-Such a loud voice.

[Ahem…This place you would call limbus or purgatorium you could also call this place a river of souls that are getting ready for reincarnation.]-Latin? -[That’s why I told you that I am here to reincarnate you!]

Reincarnation? Okay let’s play this game.

“Reincarnation? In to whom? To where?”

[Oh finally believing me?]-Not really. -[You have a choice to be reincarnated as human or to be reincarnated in to the race of my creation that is called evos!]

“Evos?”-What’s that? Is it tasty?

[Good question!]-The voice sounded proud for some reason.-[The evos race is a race with an endless evolution possibilities! And each individual of this race can evolve in a matter of days!]

Ohh? That’s sounds interesting?

“I guess then I will choose evos.”

[Good! Now listen you will be reincarnated in an fantasy world of swords and magic!]

Magic!!!

[You will be given an individual evolution system.]

“System?”

[Something like a status system in the RPG games on Earth plus evolution options.]

“Okay.”

[Then let’s begin!]

[I the god of evolution! With given me authority reincarnate this soul!]-With those words a pale light started to fill this empty space.

“Wait you are really a god?!!!”

[You fucker you didn’t believe me until now?!?!?!]-The god screamed.-[Well what ewer the reincarnation process has already began.]

Shit! I lost my chance to ask so many questions!!!

[Reincarnation options! World: Wuldure. Memories: intact. Race: evos. Special options! Race starting point: multi cellular microscopic entity: Paramecium!]

“Wait what????!!!!!!!!!!!!!”-With that I lost my consciousness.