《Hero? I'm assassin, but that's the same right?》Black Goblin 4
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Albino Forest, well it's more of a swamp really, but thad of no importance currently, as both swamps and forests have occasional animals, roots, berries, mushrooms, etc. Ask any bear, and if it's not completely retarded, it would also say 'picknick baskets'. Guess what I found? No, not baskets, but river. And any true bear knows that when there's river, there's fish, and so you could easily snatch a few from the shallow watersa, if you're bear that is. Or have some sort of fishing rod, spear or at least club. Or just by using magic, preferably water or ice, as trying to stab rapidly swimming fish with earth spikes is kinda hard, not to say that's not fun, considering that aiming at them with earth spikes, or needles is good for your aiming skills, probably.
Why am I fishing, you might ask that, but know that if someone fishes they just might be hungry, or trying to scam some people, those who tell that fishing is 'relaxing' usually have some sort of alcohol on them, and being deprived of my sweet kulpo juice for months...
Damn you guys, I just missed salmon! Not that I want to eat it, but it's quite frustrating. Especially if it's the same salmon that mocks me for this entire day! First it splased water at me and started giggling, and now it had the gust to smack me with it's tail!
“Screw it. [INFERNO!!!]” just as I used my favorite fire spell, mostly because it was flashy, the water in the river, or brook, whatever it might be called, started boiling and rapidly evaporating, for a few seconds, but that was enough to stun that little bastard. “[EXPLOSION], [EXPLOSION!], [EXPLOSION!!!]” just to be sure I got it this time...
Now watching as the fish falls from the sky, I might have found an even better way at fishing. And here's the question, will my meager amounts of mana last long enough to-
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Health: 585/585
Mana: 31/1950
Stamina: 1989/2100
Well, [Inferno] consumes around 200 mana with my medium setting, while [Explosion] at that strength consumed around 500 or so mana. Standart [Fireball] would consume around 50-70 mana, well for me that is, considering that with my affinity and titles, some of them at least, the cost of spells and mana manipulation is reduced. But enough about spells, it's time to make sashimi out of the bastard~ I just have to find him among the other fishes, or I could just store them all in the invenory.
Acquired
Mini-Tuna x9
Clam x3
Frog x1
Salmon x11
Simon the Prankster Salmon(rare, unique) x1
Trout x4
Old boot x1
Rusty coin x100
Roach x33
I just wanted to get fish! Not like I'm against frogs or boots, but finding also coins... maybe they were hidden inside boot? Well, whatever, not like I'm going to reject this stuff.
Now to cook some fishes, and make sahimi out of Simon.
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You know, that Simon was not as bad as it was annoying, quite tasty, decent enough aftertaste and a minor permanent buff to agility. Never thought that you could get stats from eating food. Well, except maybe if you're some sort of parasite, or xianxia protagonist, hell, maybe I really should start meditating and get myself some cultivation stuff and whatnot? It might even end in me saving the world from some ancient evil... just kidding, I don't care enough about all that goodness-evil stuff, I might still save the world if the price is right though.
Back to the matters at hand, as I got myself some food for not so long journey, might as well get going, thankfuly I don't need to sleep, not long at least, just short nap once in a while, and magic water can be safely consumed, well it's more of a moisture most of the time, but it can be created from magic, though the taste is quite awful.
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Safely strapping my trusty, and somewhat crude, spear, and just as crude bow with even more crude arrows, as I was rather bored with making them, so I slacked off a bit, and really cool looking, and just as deadly, dagger, I the great Papy... Pyro, yeah, totally nothing to do with that spaghetti skeleton, moved... and fell right into the pit. Quickly jumping out of it, and dusting myself off, I was ready for another shot.
And so I, some crazy goblin with black skin and somewhat yellowish teeth, moved onto the path of adventure, and probably venegance, as that was manmade pit. Also there were tracks left by some human, as only human wear boots... humanlike creature, presumably human. Dwarfs and elves also wear them. Also my bear instincts say there's some honey nearby.
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