Black Goblin

Deep in the forest of Albino, yes, that's the name of this stinking forest, got problems with it?

Ahem. Deep in the forest of Albino lies a cave, filled with magic, and therefore produces magic gems. Simple, right? Well, it would be simple if not for one tiny, and quite annoying I must add, thing. This was a dungeon. Well, it's a new one, relatively new one, as it was there for a few years or so. What's so interesting about it? Well, you see-

“Goblin. Looks like rare variant.” (Adventurer 1)

“Wait, alone? Those critters are always in tight groups.” (Adventurer 2)

“I see only two possibilities, either it's a trap, or this litter bugger ran away from another party.” (Adventurer 1)

“Or he got lost.” (Adventurer 3)

I'm a goblin. Yeah, the one those adventurers talking about. No I ain't lost, I just hunt adventurers for fun and profit. Or run from them, just like I do right about now.

“Hey, it's getting away!”(Adventurer 3)

“No shit Henry, here I thought it was going to start dancing.” (Adventurer 2)

“At least this one has greater intelligence than other ones. Maybe it's really a wariant, and not just some random goblin that decided it was good to get covered in tar, coal or whatever it could find in here.” (Adventurer 1)

Reason why I'm currently running like headless chicken? Well you see, I'm quite good at killing adventurers mano-o-mano, as this is the newborn dungeon, so it's the noob playground, and what's a few goblins to a human, even if said human is a cripple with no fighting experience? Yep, a few points of exp. And if they see a variant, what's their first thought would be? It's usually 'Oooh! It will give me more experience than those shitty brats I fought two minutes ago!', or 'Oooh! This moron can't be alone, and I can kill him and his escort for more exp!'. Those are the most common cases, however there were cases like 'AAAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!' and 'You can't be serious...' or my favorite one 'Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!'. Well, considering that this place had mostly human adventurers I was not that surprised.

“It's kinda fast.” (Adventurer 3)

“Henry, stop talking, prepare yourself for an ambush” (Adventurer 1)

“What's it gonna do? Throw rocks and sticks at us? It's just a goblin.” (Adventurer 3)

Well, that's quite good idea, for a goblin that is, if one would start throwing some items at random targets then he would be promoted, by dungeon of course, to thrower, or even slingshot goblin, but I only encoutered thrower goblins so far, as well as generic goblin, generic goblin with stone, branch or makeshift club, and goblin gobber, it's some sort of a squad leader of goblins, tougher and menacing, for a goblin that is. Me? Well, I'm an anomaly in this dungeon, main reason why some adventurers try to stick to the lower floors. Oh right, dungeons have stairs leading up, not down, and are located in their own dimensions, no matter how poor they are. At least that's what I think about it. I mean, I was in this world for less than a month, or at least I think it was month, not like I had clock on me or something.

“Dead end fella, you've got nowhere to run.” (Adventurer 3)

“And it seems like there are no goblins beside this one.” (Adventurer 1)

“Whatever, I just want to know what loot can we get out of him.” (Adventurer 2)

Well, this was not a 'dead end' as the one they call Henry said, not for me at least. You see, despite dungeons, or at least this particular dungeon, having their own dimensions, monsters, as well as adventurers, could dig here. Well the damage done to dungeon would be gone in a day or two, but that doesn't really matter for me.

“Is it just me, or this goblin's grinning?” (Adventurer 3)

“Gobba smartar dan tu!” and with these words I ran through the crack in the wall, leaving these morons dumbfounded.

“Is it just talked?” (Adventurer 3)

“Yeah...” (Adventurer 2)

“And ran through this crack?” (Adventurer 3)

““...””

And now to the best part. You remember I talked about the digging inside dungeon? Well, this is my favorite way to deal with adventurers. Cave-in. Unfortunately I'm not that great of a mage as before, well not that I was great before, but something as easy as burying adventurers alive? That's easy. Though I quite dislike it as I get less essence from them, but fighting them head on? Not with my current stats.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Status V3.522

Name: Pyro

Alias: Kage

Race: Elemental (Goblin)

Variant: Psychic (locked), Darkness.

Sub-Race: Ancestral Vampire (locked)

Variant: Daywalker (locked), Morgul (locked).

Class: Polymath

Variant: Xenomorph.

Extra: Chosen of Chaos.

Level 1

Experience 43%

Health: 585/585

Regeneration: 120 H/hour

Mana: 1950/1950

Regeneration: 76.5 M/minute

Stamina: 2100/2100

Recovery: 210 S/minute

Weight

Max 70.5 kg.

Titles *active

Traits

Weapon Master

Alchemist

Pyromaniac

Master Assassin

Living Shadow

One-man army

Lone Wolf

*Hero

Firestarter

Distrust Gardener

Space-Time Apprentiece

Wielder of Curses

Twisted Genius

Parallel Processing

Enhanced Regeneration

Indefatigable

Tough Skin

Know it All

Discerning Eye

Prodigy

(System Enhanced Assistant)

(Shape-Shifter)

(Psyker)

(Archmage)

(Harbringer)

(Illusionist)

(Vampiric Origin)

(Void Walker)

(Overlord)

(Polymath)

(Magic Blood)

(Undefeated)

Legendary Strength 6

Legendary Vitality 4

Legendary Vigor 4

Legendary Endurance 5

Legendary Agility 8

Legendary Speed 7

Legendary Dexterity 5

Legendary Perception 9

Legendary Processing Power 10

Legendary Intelligence 12

Legendary Willpower 11

Legendary Magic 6

Legendary Charisma 1

Luck 100

Unallocated points 0

Coins 0

Stored Life Force 35

Stored Essence 0

Tokens 4 Common

12 Uncommon

6 Rare

(locked)

Affinities

Fire 100

Water 15

Earth 25

Air 10

Light 10

Darkness 52

Lightning 20

Nature 10

Ice 25

Blood 25

Shadow 54

Illusion 15

Void 10

Time 10

Space 10

Psychic 100

Mana 10

Chaos 30

Death 10

Life 10

Weapon Masteries

Defense Masteries

Magic Masteries

Utility Masteries

Dual Wielding – Basic

Hand-to-hand – Basic

Dagger – Basic

Throwing – Basic

Archery – Basic

Whips – Basic.

Short blades – Basic

Long blades – Basic

One Handed – Basic

Two Handed – Basic

Axes – Basic

Hammers – Basic

Spear – Untrained

Shield – Untrained

Heavy Armor – Basic

Medium Armor – Basic

Light Armor – Basic

Evasion – Basic

Dodging – Basic

Blocking – Basic

Counter – Basic

Enchanting – Basic

Mana – Basic

Psychic – Novice

Illusion – Basic

Shadow – Novice

Darkness – Novice

Light – Basic

Fire – Basic

Water – Basic

Earth – Novice

Air – Basic

Ice – Basic

Lightning – Basic

Nature – Basic

Blood – Basic

Death – Basic

Life – Basic

Chaos – Basic

Void – Basic

Time – Basic

Space – Basic

Necromancy – Basic

Hexes – Basic

Summoning – Basic

Sneaking – Novice

Camouflage – Novice

Alchemy – Basic

Swimming – Basic

Survival – Basic

Traps – Basic

Hunting – Basic

Cooking – Basic

Herbalism – Basic

Crafting – Basic

Fabrication – Basic

Fishing – Untrained

Smooth Talker – Untrained

Intimidation – Untrained

Flesh Carving – Untrained

Runic Knowledge – Basic

Active Skills

Passive Skills

Magic Skills

Buffs

Debuffs

Slash

Assassination

Hide

Penetrating Strike

Devour

Blink

Charm

Bind

Power Strike

Shield Wall

Smoke Screen

Polymorph

Spirit Lantern

Fear Aura

Appraisal

Evil Eyes

Inventory

Last Stand

Polymath

Magic Control

Poker Face

Elemental Manipulation

Life & Death

Blood Pool

Magic Stabilization

Awareness

Resistances ain (X), Physical (I), Magical (I), Elemental (I), Mental (X), Holy (I).

Creation

Enchanting

Infusion

Transmutation

Personal Dimension

Domination

Icy Flame

Metal Manipulation

Magma Manipulation

Life Steal

Resurrection

Reality Slash

Gravitation Control

Time Control

Teleportation

Gate

Fly

Laser

Doll Creation

Summon Elemental

Blast

Shield

Ray

Orb

Spear

Blessing of Chaos

Polimorph (Goblin)

Dungeon Bound

Good thing I can get rid of my goblin race. First I need to get rid of the other debuff, which forbids me from leaving this dungeon. Also I need to get items from the adventurers and store it inside my storage, you know, for trading purposes.