Mr Peanuts POV

So we talked about me a bit, but not about my family. You see I am not the only one who was created by my, well, creator. He is a strange one, but I can only talk properly with the other him. He's like one of the voices in my head, but unlike them he can actually influence outside world, not to the degree of the original though.

So my family consists of two brothers and sisters, Golm is a sister, but she is the twin of the Ms Bianca, or something like that. Oh yes, Bianca is the one who helps us from time to time, though often we have to cheer her up after Pyro gets distracted or bored. Oh and he can't talk with us through link, which is strange. Maybe it has something to do with me being Prince, but I don't really care.

My first brother is Bones. He's a lich like me, but unlike me he's quite weak despite being created the first. He has dull gray bones with green streaks, eye glows and gem inside his ribcage, quite a lot of spikes on his body. Overall he's quite scary if you meet him without his clothes, at night in some alley, but he's actually quite kind and friendly, big brother always have some cookies stashed for me... Oh and he likes painting and carving, especially flesh and bone carving, sometimes he also likes to interrogate someone, but it doesn't really that interesting for me. Also he's quite strong for a summoner, but will be stronger after Pyro strengthens him. Don't know how it works, but I doubt he knows either.

Next one is Garrus, my little brother, well younger is more like it, considering his towering height of almost three meters in his armor. And he, as well as his armor, is black as cloudy night sky, without those stars and moon, not like I don't like those things. He's quite a hothead, arrogant but also friendly, also he usually got scolded by Pyro for trying to fight humans more than necessary, which is usually is more than village a day. He's a warrior-mage and is always on front lines, as his motto is 'Killing is fun'. His hobbies are training, fighting, animal pretending and forging. Also he really likes curry, which Silvia and Ariel sometimes cook, by the way, they are my younger sisters, even younger than Garrus by a few days, but still...

Ariel, the oldest sister, and my younger. She is quite, how did those females called it again... oh yes leecherous, maneater etc. It seems she likes Pyro a bit too much, going as far as trying to seduce him everytime she sees him. Her hobbies are alchemy, cooking, reading and magic, including rituals. Unlike me and my brothers, she's fleshy. She's tanned beauty with long black hair and Kleo's breast size... it was D-cup? That human, Ken, has strange associations, why use cups for measuring sizes? Better use them for making cookies... I need to ask Ariel to make some for Creator... I think he's quite angry at me for the cookies... oh well.

Silvia... well she's a quiet one, as well as second strongest, I'm not included here, I'm a mascot, so no rank for me. Theoretically she's the best warrior, assassin, magician and summoner, and she is, but only when she fights, when it's peaceful she's quite timid. Strangely she likes cooking, tailoring and leatherworking, cleaning and cooking, but most of all reading. She is quick to embarrass and she always hides behind Ariel. About her looks, it's quite cute, she's pale with silvery hair and rather small, looks a lot like Kasumi, but without ears and tails, also her chest area is smaller than that of Kas. Oh and she always hugs her head, being dullahan she can move her head around, though it costs some mana to maintain it's flying ability, to a lesser extent than proper flying, so she always does it, even when hugging it.

Now Golm. She's a newcomer and the strongest one from us, as well as not really being one of 'us'. She's a construct, a golem, while all of 'us' are undead. There are also Creator's slaves, companions or whatever he calls them, but for us they are considered 'fleshies'. Yes it's probably a bit insulting, but it's true, those fleshlings think by their nether region most of the time, good thing that... now that I think about it, Ariel is also thinks by that place when confronting Pyro... well she has a fleshy body, so it's probably the reason.

Anyway Golm is rather funny. We sang together, danced together and played with intruders together. I was being a good elder brother by showing her how not to break toys, though we still broke a few hundreds at first. Oh and 'toys' are intruders or other annoying elements, that deemed sturdy enough to survive the course. Oh and Golm really liked the 'xenobirth' as master called it, she was a good pupil and succeeded in it on the third try, too bad Pyro was elsewhere, but I have photographic memory, so once he establish connection to us, I will show him it. Oh and she's a wannabe bard, dancer and all that have to go with entertainment, though she's a terrible singer.

What about me? Well I am currently making my army, it is made mostly from intruders, prey and broken toys, basically a riffraff army, but still an army. I placed them into lower caverns near the temporary gates to surface, which are one-way gates. Also me and Bones 'persuaded' some of the prey to work for us, and it ended in us infiltrating the underground society of Millis, or Holy Kingdom of Millis, like those humans call it. We wanted to tell about our findings in those circles to Pyro, but we couldn't find him anywhere, nor his link was available, even his Split is unavailable.

???: “He blocked me!!!” Golm or whatever was in her body screamed. “THAT BASTARD!!!” I think it's

Mr Peanuts: “*Squeak*?” “Bianca? Is that you?”

Golm B: “Hi little one. Yes it's me, we share the body currently.” oh that explains why sometimes Golm acted strangely.

Mr Peanuts: “*Squeak*... *Squeak*?” “Poor thing... Can you contact Split?”

Golm B: “Yes, but it's no use. I can't believe that-” and here we go again...

Well I really liked the talk with Golm-Bianca, but... that's actually a lie, she always complains and it's always about Chief. Good that I have few hundred body-doubles of myself, so I quickly exchanged places with one of them. Oh and for the safety reasons I left the Caves, it's better to be as far from her as I can. (Ever saw the yandere-tsundere hybrid? Well, Bianca is the one)... Whats yandere? And tsundere? And why are you again in my head? (Sorry, but it's A/N). Oh OK.

So as my old friend said, at least I think he said what I think he said, it's better to be as far from her as I can, so I decided to move to some other place, namely the mountain range in the west of Millis kingdom. There shouldn't be many creatures, so I can hide there without any problems, at least I thought so.

???: “What cometh upon my realm? Cometh forth intruder and face me in an honorable duel!”

Mr Peanuts: “*Squeak*!” “Hell No!”

???: “What? A mouse? Here? You gotta be shitting my sleepers!” are you for real? And what's with this thing? It's some sort of mass of muscles and iron, with enormous hammer. “Where art thou intruder?” nope it's not this hulking mass of fresh muscles. It's some skinny dude in the corner, using some sort of air magic. “Stand besides the Glorious Me and become my soldier so I can rule the world!” oh man... I think it's one of those annoying heroes that Pyro told about. And I sense a lot of undead in this place. Maybe I should take them under my control? Yep, let's do that.

Hero?: “Cometh forth and meet my... Hey what the hell?! Hey dude sit!” so much for the king...

Mr Peanuts: “*Squeak*!!!” “I AM POWAH!!!” dunno why, but Ken often screamed it when using some buffs, so I thought it would be proper to scream it while unleashing my aura.

Hero?: “HIIII!!! D-d-don't hurt me!!!” … OK... that was fast.

I climbed the mass of iron-muscles, which I will name MoI, or Muscles of Iron, and “*Creepy Squeak*”... that's my laughter.

Hero?: “Are you the one who-”

Mr Peanuts: “*Royal Squeak*.” “Tis I who bested you, come kneel before my might and you would be spared, reject and you will be used as a bubblegum.” oh well, I think he didn't get it.

Hero?: “You... I sense great death energy coming from you... Please be my shishou!”

Mr Peanuts: “... *Squeak*” “... Why not, but explain what's it.”