《The Man Kicked By the God》Twenty Seventh Kick - Laughters and Chills
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After an incredibly loud “Yeaaah” from the crowd, Matthew trying to calm the crowd while indicating that he still has something to say. Didn’t you just finish your speech, old teachy?
“Actually, there was a person who was supposed to give a speech now but due to recent circumstances, he is unable to do so. We at Notaraf School welcomes you, and we hope you all have a wonderful time here in Notaraf School over the next few years. Abide by the rules, don’t make a fuss. I, sincerely welcome you Notaraf School, once again. You all may now go to your first class.” – Matthew
Oh, it's finished, finally. Well, what can I say? Due to some certain circumstances the opening ceremony being cut short and truthfully I’m quite happy due to that happening. Well, I’m also quite happy I also got a slave and probably an artifact. Meanwhile, my group was asking each other their classes.
“Oh, by the way, Micha, what are your classes? Me and Melinda both are in Gifted class.” Melissa
“Genius for Magic, Divine for Martial arts. I was hoping to stay with you, though.” – Micha
“That explains everything, actually. I was wondering how you can trash a student who is in Gifted and Master class respectively then, bam. You were actually both Genius-Divine level student. I was expecting you to be a Divine but heck maan. You were actually a Genius class student, too? At least, we’re together in the Divine class.” – Andy
“Your servant is in Genius class also.” – Jenny
I soo wanted to have Melissa and Melinda in my class too. But I’m not alone, at least. Well, after hearing of our ultra high classes Melissa and Melinda looked a tad gloomy. I really need to get a handle on that situation as soon as possible.
“At least, we can see each other at lunch or so until you both become Genius class student too. We’re waiting for you there, you know.” – Micha
With my words, the gloomy aura dispersed a bit.
“Well since the mage classes will start in the afternoon we will head to the dorms so we can gossip. Since you’re probably the hottest topic around your ears may riiing” – Melinda
“I wanted to stay low-profile, actually. My perfect school life plan was ruined on the first day. Sigh, damn you, Augusta. I’ll work you until you bleed.” – Micha
I’m still angry due to that bastard ruining my plans. I wanted to take it easy since I look like the “no element” guy. As long as someone didn’t see my necklaces I thought I could hide my identity.
“Nah, that wouldn’t have worked for that long. Did you think your identity was a secret? Since you’ve been declared as the ‘heir to Two Thrones’, all members of the Weiwuer Alliance has been informed about you to ‘protect’ you. That ignorant Notzha royalty probably didn’t even read the information letter since they aren’t in a good relationship with both of the Rofah and Hulim Kingdoms. So at best you can hide your identity for only a few months. You’re really ignorant about politics, aren’t you?” – Andy
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“Aww come on! My perfect plan was destined to fail before it even starts. Why the hell did my parents even say to keep a low profile?” – Micha
“I can say they didn’t even know about this topic. I was only informed about this by grandpa, you know?” - Andy
Meh, cons of being an heir. I wasn’t even able to hide my identity. Sigh, I hope there isn’t anything more than that.
“Oh, I’m sooo sorry but there is, most definitely, more coming, partner. By the way, what will you do about the artifact?” – Metatron
It’s free. Of course, I’ll get it. I would prefer a lightsaber, though. What else?
“Your lessons are about to start. I hope that you have fun. And one more thing. This world includes some tech products from almost every existing universe out there so you may even be able to find a lightsaber. Otherworldly tech products are called artifact in general.” – Metatron
What, a lightsaber? Seriously Metatron?
“Yeah. After you earn Metal Mastery you will be able to create your own artifacts too. It’s hard to do without Technomancy, though. Well, since you were a well versed Electrical Engineer you may find your way to earn the Technomancy skill. Even with Technomancy, you need to create your own materials etc. so it is very hard to create artifacts. Though, even with Technomancy, you can’t change your body as you wish. Well, generally if you raise your stats your flesh and blood will work better than machines anyways so it’s not even necessary.” – Metatron
Well, that’s new. If you’re high leveled enough your body can out-performance machines, eh? I should have looked at my sister’s research more since she was a doctor and a genetic engineer. I could have reaped huge benefits.
“Well, Nature Magic may be able to help you on that topic. You only learn that after Wizarda, though. Good luck on your lessons.” – Metatron
Yeah, yeah. I get I still have time for that. It’s been a worthy conversation, though. The only problem, Andy was staring at me while I look at to ceiling absent-mindedly. Oh, we have arrived at our classroom for the Martial Art lessons. Although I did say a classroom it is looking like a whole another dimension. It’s surely is bigger on the inside. It has the gym-like equipment, mannequins, tons of weapon rooms, even a small arena. What the heck is this?
“Space Magic, Wizarda. Enough information, right?” – Metatron
Space Magic, eh? Okay, okay, I got it. And there are only 7 people in here that including with me and Andy. Isn’t this a waste of space? There are 3 girls and 4 guys including us. It isn’t that much. Oh, another man just entered here, though. His build is like my father. Bulky but not that big. Quite fit if I need to describe it. He has green eyes and red hair. His face looks like Dean Daniella, though.
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“Hello, kids. I’ll be your teacher for Martial Divines. First of all, I’ll introduce myself. I’m Teo Éclair, brother of the Dean. Frost Swordsman. Innate on Agility. Make a line and start introducing yourself from left person in line introduce yourselves just like I did. Name, your title, your Innate stat or stats. Since you’ve yet to acquire your class you can just tell your elemental affinities and your job tree.” – Teo
Oh, I’m dead last again. I swear the God is playing with me. Our introducing starts with a boy with Red hair and brown eyes. He is a tad taller than me. Physique wise he is bulky for his age. I bet he is innate in Strength.
“I’m Karlan Sabole. Second son of Duke Sabole of Hulim Kingdom. I’ve got Fire and Earth affinities and I am a Martial tree fellow. Innate in Health and Endurance.” – Karlan
Meh, I lost the bet with myself. But something smells fishy. He is from Hulim, eh? Next a girl with green hair and red eyes. She looks like a vampire, though. She looks quite small actually. I bet she is an Innate in Dexterity.
“I’m Marla Mmaagha. First daughter of Marquis Mmaagha of Hulim Kingdom. I’ve got Wind and Fire affinities and I too am a Martial tree fellow. Innate in Agility and Luck.” – Marla
Oh, come on, two in a row! She is from Hulim too. Why do I feel like I’ve been surrounded? Our third one in the line is a girl with Green hair and blue eyes. She looks like Marla but she is taller than her. I can’t really guess her Innate stat, though.
“I’m Talia Mmaagha. Second daughter of Marquis Mmaagha and half sister of Marla. I’ve got Wind and Water affinities and Double tree fellow. Innate in Agility and Dexterity.” – Talia.
Oh, so they are sisters. Half sisters to be precise. And why does every person who introduced himself or herself takes a glance at me? The fourth one is a boy with brown hair and green eyes. His physique is just like Andy’s. Not too bulky for his age but definitely bigger than normal.
“Hello theeere, my name is Jake Miecz. First son of Baron Miecz of Hulim. My affinities are Earth and Wiiind. I’m walker of only the Martial arts paaath. My Innates are Strength and Dexteriiity.” – Jake
He is soo laid back. Another one from Hulim. My grandpa has to be definitely planning something. Next to Andy the last girl speaks this time. Her hair is red and got blue and green eyes. Whoa, she is stunningly beautiful too. She is just a few centimeters shorter than me too.
“My name is Evangelina Krew. I’m the second daughter of Baron Krew of Rofah Kingdom. I’ve got Fire, Water and Wind affinities. I’m also a Double Tree practitioner. My Innate’s are Agility, Wisdom and Intelligence.” – Evangelina
Boy, her beauty taken me back a bit. She is way too beautiful. The only thing that irks me about her is she is from the Rofah Kingdom. That means not only my grandpa, but also my grandma is after something. Sigh. It’s now Andy’s turn this time.
“Hello everybody, I’m Andy Gladio. First son of the first Prince of Hulim and the cousin of the guy who is to my right. I’ve got Fire and Wind affinities. I’m Innate in Strength, Health, Luck and Charisma. And now I should leave the stage for the All-star.” – Andy
You gotta be kidding me? Why did you finish your speech like that? Whatever.
“Hey Andy, you don’t need to pass the ball like that. Hello, everybody, I’m Micha Gladio. Heir of both Hulim and the Rofah Kingdom. I’m a Full Elemental and Double Tree practitioner. Regrettably, I’ve got no Innate stats. Nice to meet you all.” – Micha
“””””Nice to meet you, Your Highness.”””””
Oh, hell no! They already knew about me.
“No need to be so formal, we’re classmates after all.” – Micha
“Yeah, yeah. Hey Micha, did you just say you’ve got no Innate or something? You’re kidding, right? There is no way in hell that you could be in this Class if you got no Innate.” – Teo
“Yeah, it’s true that I got no Innate. I just trained hard, that’s all.” – Micha
“Who the hell was your teacher?” – Teo
“My mom and dad.” – Micha
“Their names are?” – Teo
“Hohen Gladio and Magnolia Gjak.” – Micha
After I’ve said my parents name, a creepy smile rose onto Teo’s face.
“Fuhahaha, you’re the child of the Volcano and the Blizzard, huh. I really didn’t expect you to be here.” – Teo
It’s been a while since someone’s laughter gave me chills.
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