《The Man Kicked By the God》Twenty Fourth Kick - Stage Fright
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This time even calm and collected Melissa couldn’t help but laugh.
“Ahahahaha. He? A commoner? Fuhahaha! My sides hurts! And you’re supposed to be strongest? Bwahahaha! It’s been a while since I laugh so much. Hey Micha, you’ll show him your powers right?” – Melissa
She is just like Water. If there isn’t anything going on she is calm like a lake but when things get interesting for her she is like a flooding river. While walking towards stage, I turn my head to Melissa. I couldn’t hide my smirk.
“Obviously. You know what kind of tor-training my mom put me in.” – Micha
After I replied Andy turn to Melissa and said.
“I doubt you know his real powers, though. When we were four years old he totally wiped the floor with me, who is innate on both Strength and Health.” – Andy
Melissa is shocked after this remark and couldn't help but blink her eyes.
“I did know he is a brokenly powerful as a mage but it’s my first time hearing that side of him. Isn’t he just simply overpowered for 7 years old child?” – Melissa
I am not 7 years old soul-wise, I thought.
After shrugging his shoulders, Andy replied.
“He isn’t different than his parents, actually. I will catch him up soon, though. As his cousin, I can’t let the power gap grow up.” - Andy
When I came near to stage instead of using stairs I directly jumped to the stage. It’s just a one-meter high stage after all. After I jump to stage Augusta’s smile widened.
“You’ve come to your public execution, you know? After I defeated you I’ll strip you naked. That’ll be a sight to behold!” – Augusta
He still thinks he can take me down? He doesn't really have a way to gauge his opponents power?
“Whatever. How will we do it? Fight, I mean. Barehanded, sword fight, magic fight?” – Micha
“Barehanded and magic fight, of course! We are Double Tree fighters after all.” – Augusta
Meh, in my opinion, you’re disqualified to be a fighter since you can’t even understand your enemies powers.
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“Okay, on your mark!” – Micha
After I crack my knuckles I focus my vision on his neck to observe his moments. In case he takes a stance I will take up my stance too. But I guess he is simply that arrogant about fights. He isn’t really worth it, a martial arts practitioner’s focus I mean.
“3-2-1, GO!” – Augusta
I’ll play with you a bit, Mr. Minor Royalty. After his shout, he waited for my attack but I just simply stood at where am I. I should taunt him, right? I couldn’t help but remember a certain scene from Kingsman.
“Hey, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?” – Micha
If only I have an umbrella and suit… His facial expressions changed immediately. His mental capabilities are even lower than your normal thug. Well, he is a magical thug I suppose. This time, however, he channeled his Wind magic power into his legs and cast a Water Ball. Hoo, he knows a little stuff. Without wasting any time, I created a bigger Water Ball and channel my Wind magic power into my legs. I’m copying his actions just to taunt him. After seeing my actions, he stuttered a bit.
“What?! You’re a Prodigy?! How come your hair or eyes doesn’t show this!” – Augusta
“Why should I bother with explaining? If you’ve got power, force me to it!” – Micha
Hooh, Augusta totally enraged and dash towards me. He swings his right to my chin. What an amateurish punch. I take a step to my left and look at his punch. After seeing his punch missed he tried to use an uppercut to my chin again. I just take a step to back and he missed again. I couldn’t help but sigh. He is really too powerless to be my enemy. He is getting enraged more and more, however. After realizing his fist doesn’t work he changed his style and tried to kick my legs. Actually, he is a bit more clever than he looks.
If your enemy is faster than you, you need to limit his speed and kicking legs is the best way to do it. In the eyes of amateur, that is. I just jump over his leg and cracked my neck.
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“Hey, come on. Is that all?” – Micha
“Grrr… You’re just fast that’s all! I’ll show you how to fight!” – Augusta
Sigh, he really doesn’t know how to fight. He started to shower me with a barrage of attacks while I just dodge them fluently with my higher Agility. I started to feel like using Haki. I'm dodgin his attack left and right. I've feel like how Color of Observation users feel.
Ding!
You’ve acquired a skill!
Dodge Mastery LV:1 %0.00PassiveWhile training from the day you've born, you've finally acquired ability to dodge incoming attacks. As the skills level increase, you’ll able to dodge attacks more fluently.
Increase dodge rate by %1
Woah! Really?! At long last. It’s been years since last time I’ve learned a skill! This skill, Dodge Mastery, is the one I’ve been itching for it. While I was thinking such I’ve forgotten to dodge the incoming attack. Shit! Augusta rammed his fist to my abdomen. It hur- actually it didn’t hurt that much. I guess he is really weak. After I’ve tanked his punch without flinching, he noticed something wrong and immediately distanced himself from me. I guess he realized he isn’t Saitama or something like that.
“Is that all, Augusta? I thought you were strongest? Is this your best punch?” – Micha
“Hah! Since you’ve hit once obviously I’m stronger than you! You can’t touch me, you commoner. The outcome of this fight decided from the time we’ve born.” – Augusta
“Blah, blah. Are you done with this? Bullshitting, I mean?” – Micha
He launched himself towards me again. This time, however, he activated both Water Ball and Wind Ball. Play time is up, bastard. From here on I’ll show you my serious fighting. Instead of activating same elements, I’ve activated opposite elements. Fire Ball and Earth Ball flew towards his Water Ball and Wind Ball and destroyed both of his elemental balls. Much to his horror, my elemental balls still remained instead of destroying. His eyes widened, his breath get rugged. He comprehended what is happening in front of him. Though, that’s exactly what made him nearly shat his pants.
“Yo-yo-you’re Full Elemental?! How?! Why?!” – Augusta
I couldn’t help but grin.
“Because fuck you, that’s why.” – Micha
He stuttered again. But regained his stance and jump towards me while shouting.
“Even though you’re Full Elemental you’re commoner! You can’t touch royalty or else you’ll be punished! This fight is mine, you filthy commoner!” – Augusta
I sighed again. This time, I’ll retaliate. I hope he will be able to live without a problem after I've done with him. While he was dashing towards me I’ve infused my fire mana to my legs. After 3 years of experimenting with elements, I’ve learned a few things. First of all, although Wind grants you fastest speed on the long run, Fire is more advantageous in small dashes due to its explosive nature. It’ll grant you a good acceleration. Second of all if you’re fighting against unarmored opponents best way to make them feel pain using Earth instead of fire. With this, I’ve launched myself towards him. My acceleration kick leaves a few cracks on the stage. I’ve bypassed him and get his back. After changing my fire mana to earth mana, I’ve kicked his ass. After my kick, he flew a few meters and landed face on. I doubt he’ll able to get up, though. He looks like he is passed out. After a moment of silence, a huge cheer came from the crowd.
“Woah!”
“That was badass!”
“He was Full Elemental?!”
“How powerful is he?!”
“He kicked a Notzha royalty on Notaraf school without caring about anything…”
“Who the hell is he?!”
Hey, hey. I’ll be ashamed you know?! After glancing crowd, I’ve looked for my group. Ah, found them. Melinda is waving her hands while Melissa is nodding and smirking. Oh, and Andy giving me thumbs up. Eh, why Jenny isn’t giving any decent amount fuck? She just nodded once and gave a small bow towards me. While all of this happening an old looking man jumped to the stage.
“You! What did you do to my grandson?!”
A-o. I guess I piss of wrong old man?
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