《The Man Kicked By the God》Eight Kick - No Breather for Grinder

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Since my toddler restrictions have been lifted, It is time for duel, ehem, some serious training. I need to learn basic martial arts mastery, tons of weapon masteries and if I manage up magic masteries too. I’ve already wasted too much time while explaining what will I do for now, get in to the grind train!

I need to somehow trick my father to play with me while teaching martial arts of this world. If he wanted to use wooden swords as toy, that will be my pleasure. I may handle father part but what really hard is tricking mom to teach me magic. What should I do, mate?

“No matter what you will do, she won’t teach you magic, yet, partner.” – Metatron

Bullshit. She will do it. My divine skill – Sad Puppy Eyes on Baby should deal %100000 percent damage while ignoring resistance.

“You may try, partner. But I doubt it will change results.” – Metatron

This time I walk, yes I can finally walk by the way, through to kitchen. For some phenomenon mom is almost always stays in kitchen. Anyway, I ask mom hurriedly while using Sad Puppy Eyes on Baby.

“Mom, can you teach magic to me?” – Micha

Hehe, I’ll get her to teach me magic this way. Metatron, you may go and eat shit.

“No I won’t, my lovely son. At least not anytime soon.” - Magnolia

Look what did she sai- wait, how could she say no? It cannot be!

“Even though I know you are somehow really intelligent, I won’t be able to teach you magic before you reach three, my little angel. If you ask why you’ve yet to undergo your “Triage”. But if you want to be mage you need high Intelligence and Wisdom from now on I may help you on that topic. We should’ve make a training program, too. You may want to raise your other stats with help of your father. Should I ask him instead of you?” – Magnolia

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“Pleeaseeee. Thank you, moooom.” – Micha

Ah, dammit. But what is this “Triage” thing, mate?

“Where should I start? Triage is actually ceremony leads you to your class according to your innate gifts. Triage has actually 2 steps. At first you select your basic job, and then your elemental identity. For the first step you generally has three choices. Most people has a gift lean on either mage job tree or martial job tree. There is also magic-martial job tree which is rare. For a guess you’re probably going to a magic-martial job tree fellow. Since it’s a job tree which require talent on every field, it’s really hardest to learn and grow stronger.” – Metatron

Since it's look like I will be a magic-martial job tree fellow my workload will increase a few times, again. My God, I already working hard!

“You’ve yet to learn about second step, partner. This is where bombs go off. At second step you discover your elemental affinities. Calling them affinities would be wrong actually. You actually discover what elements you may learn. Ability to learn an element is common. If you may have ability to learn two elements, then you’re a prodigy. Ability to learn three elements marks you as a gifted. What exceedingly rare is ability to learn all for elements. There are only a few dozens of humans who had that ability and they all called Genius.” – Metatron

Whaat, my ability isn’t even unique?!

“Only two human at the same time have that ability and that ability only gained by the Full Elemental. At your Triage you’ll definitely get that title too. But your current title, the Neutral, exceed it. Elemental affinities called material affinities. Did you forget you’ve ability to learn all magic affinities, too? At the second step of Triage I bet, your examiner will shit bricks.” – Metatron

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Hmm, by the way you said only two human have that ability. That means there is also another person besides me? That’s sound like Sith Lord tag-team though.

“This eras Full Elemental Human Tag-Team will be really eccentric. I can only say that much about that person. Ah don’t forget I said only two “human” , since there is hundreds of races, there may be a few more Full Elemental users.” – Metatron

Meh, that means whoever grinds better, faster, more efficient will be stronger right?

“There are a few more factors besides that, too. I’ll explain it when it’s time come nigh.” – Metatron

For now, I have to listen mom and grind more, right?

“That’s the only way for you, partner.” – Metatron

Since I can’t learn magic for 2 more years, I’d better train in my stats and physical masteries. I mean I want to learn martial arts and usage of weapons anyway. Since mom prepare stage for me for training on both physical stats and mental stats I only need to grind my Luck and Charisma. While this look like will give me a room for breather, mom crush my hopes.

Why did you almost fill my schedule mom? Shouldn’t you go easy on your son? I mean training 12 hours in a day is really cruel. Besides my “normal” training I need to train my Luck and Charisma too. If you count eating as grinding too, I almost grind 18 hours in a day. Mom and dad already in mode, too. Dad picked up a few wooden weapons already and juggling with them. While mom puts on and adjust glasses for God knows why. She really looking like a strict teacher came straight out of anime. Boy my future really doesn’t look that good but I’ll learn so much things from them. Whatever, since I’m training so hard, there should be a time soon when I can act high and mighty, right?

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