《The Man Kicked By the God》Sixth Kick - Roll the Dice

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Aww, man toddlers training is harder than babies training. Even eating became part of my stat grinding regime. I’ve to eat, learn, toddle, play with toys, play games, climb stairs while singing my favorite song; “Eat, Sleep, Grind and Repeat”. Multitasking is really tiring. While trying to learning new alphabet I was somehow able to discern characters.

Ding!

+1 Intelligence

At least, I can use Identify! But how will I learn skill? Metatrooon, help, pleaaaseee?

“Just say Identify. You may do it mentally, too. It’s a basic skill so you will able to acquire it with just a try, partner.” – Metatron

If you say sooo, Identify!

Ding!

You’ve unlocked a skill!

Identify Lv:1 %0.00ActiveBy raising your Intelligence to a sufficient level you’ve unlocked ability to discern things. As the skills level increase you’ll able to acquire more info about target.

Book of Nesili AlphabetBookInclude instructions for learning Nesili Alphabet.

Yeeah! I should try this on my parent as soon as possible! I toddle through kitchen. Ladies first! Identify!

[table]Status WindowName:Magnolia Gjak-GladioAlignment:GoodLevel:???Class:Frost MageRace:HumanGender:Female[table]

If I were to say I wasn’t expecting this class I’d be lying. But I only acquired basic informations. I couldn’t even see mom’s titles. I need to level up my Identify. What confused me is Gjak thing. What’s that, mate?

“Obviously it's your mother’s maiden name, partner.” – Metatron

Oh, by any chance any bank calls me now, I know mom’s maiden name. Now it’s fathers turn. Identify!

[table]Status WindowName:Hohen GladioAlignment:GoodLevel:???Class:Lava SwordsmanRace:HumanGender:Male[table]

How the hell you can combine lava with being swordsman? I can already guess my father has fire attribute but even I can’t even imagine lava. I wonder when I’ll able to wield such things.

“Fusing two elements require advanced level mastery on both elements. Which means you’ve got a long way to go, partner.” – Metatron

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By the way, why there is no resist such as lava or frost on my status page?

“Since you don’t have sufficient Intelligence and Wisdom for it, system automatically erase it from status page, partner. Just learning ability to resist fused elements require 500 for Intelligence and Wisdom. By the way if you want to learn basic resistances you need to raise respective stats to 100. If you want to Dodge, you need to raise your Agility to 100. In case you want to acquire Parry/Block you’ve need 100 Dexterity. For basic magical resistances you have to reach 100 Intelligence and Wisdom threshold. There are a few things need explanation, but they exceed your current limits. I guess you want to raise your stats to 100 first, right, partner?” – Metatron

Yeah, I want to but… I mean, I did want to see my parents stats but I couldn’t even see their titles. Meh, for a while I’ll play with my new toys, dices. I really don’t want to train now.

“Sigh, you’ll train anyways.” – Metatron

I lose against system. I need to grind way too hard. Why I’m so unlucky? I hope I’ll able to be lucky at dice! I’ll roll them with my soul. Ultimate Skill- Roll 6-6! OOOOOOOHHHH! Isn’t this 6 and 6! Hell yeah! I knew I was lucky! Kehehe!

Ding!

+1 Luck

Yes! I even gained luck! Didn’t I said I’m lucky man, Metatron! Wait, wait. Couldn’t I train my Luck this way?

“You’re a grinder to bone, partner.” – Metatron

Ding!

You’ve acquired a skill!

Training Mastery LV:1 %0.00PassiveWhile training from the day you've born, you've finally acquired respective ways to train your all stats. As the skills level increase you’ll able to decrease time to train gain stats.

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Decrease time to gain a stat by %1

Holy shit! Now that’s a broken skill for a grinder like me. I will certainly abuse this one! By the way, mate, why did notification said “acquired” instead of “unlocked”?

“Unlocked skills are basic of basic. That means you almost can’t live without them so system gives them almost immediately. At best for ‘unlocking’ a skill you need to perform one action. But ‘acquired’ skills are different. For physical ones you need to perform same action for dozens of time. For magic time you need to read skill a few times and try it, too. Generally it’s up to your talent but I’ve yet to see someone who has Training Mastery at age of 4 months. You’re really fascinating, partner. Congratulations on ‘acquiring’ a skill!” – Metatron

Thanks, mate! Now I’ll reach my checkpoints faster! It’s not like this skill give me immediate advantage but while I grind my stats this skills level will increase too. This is way too good! I knew I was lucky, hahahahahaha!

“You’re sound like totally different person. Just a few moments ago you were screaming internally like ‘Why I’m so unlucky?’ etc. Anyways, you’d better grind harder, partner!”- Metatron

Stats first, skills later. I can’t even learn most of them due to stat restrictions, anyways.

“If your base isn’t suitable even if you somehow learn a skill, it’ll backfire on you, certainly. That’s why basic stat training is more important than skill training, partner. As far as I can tell, you’re even happy about grinding, partner. Are you part-Korean or something?” – Metatron

Well, I don’t know. But, I certainly like grinding. If you train well on basics you’ll have advantage on superficial “I only train advanced skills” guys. That’s what my past martial art experiences teach me.

“You’re totally right, partner. That’s the spirit!” - Metatron

Oh by the way isn’t my grinding become harder? I mean I’ve feel like I need to grind Luck, too. When will I able to take easy and sleep?

“When you’ve become strong, partner. Unless you’ve become really strong, unless you can show devastating power, you can’t rest.” – Metatron

We got a reaaally long journey to top then, mate!

“It’s just become %1 shorter, actually.” – Metatron

Ahahaha, you’re right! I should grind now. My checkpoints awaits me!

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