《The Man Kicked By the God》Second Kick - Status on the Way
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“Uwaaaaaaaaah!” before my-probably-father hit me, I cried. I don’t want to kicked yet again! Even though my cry stopped my-probably-fathers kick, he slapped my ass nonetheless. Ouch, it hurt!
-1
Ding!
You’ve unlocked a skill!
Pain Resistance LV:1 %0.00PassiveRight after you’ve born, you’ve exposed to pain. Since then you’ve been able to partly resist all sorts of pain. As the skills level increases you’ll able to decrease the amount of pain you feel.
Decrease pain by %1
Ding!
You’ve unlocked a skill!
Physical Resistance LV:1 %0.00PassiveRight after you’ve born, you’ve been exposed to physical damage. Since then you’ve been able to partly resist all sorts of physical damage. As the skills level increases you’ll be able to decrease the physical damage you take.
Decrease physical damage taken by %1
Holy shit! If his slow slap gives me 1 damage and had he kicked me, wouldn’t I die?! What sort of father are you?!
“What the heck are you trying Hohen? Were you about to kick our son?!” - ????????
“Sorry my love, Magnolia. You know, I’m eager to hear him. I may acted a bit harsh…" - Hohen
“It’s a bit harsh? You were about to kill him!”-Magnolia
Hmm, my mother's name is Magnolia and the man who tried to kick me is my father Hohen according to the situation. While they’re quarrelling with each other I was observing them.
Mmm, just as I expected, my mother is quite the looker. Blue eyes and green hair. Wait is it dye or natural? I mean, I know this is a RPGish World but I really didn’t saw that coming. She really has a nice body too. I guess my father really hit the jackpot with marrying mom. Oh, by the way, father is quite intresting looking too. I mean having golden eyes with bright red hair wasn’t really that common on earth. Straight outa surreality. I hope, I did inherit a bit. I mean I cannot say anything about my looks since I cannot see myself. I really wonder about my looks, though.
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“You’ve grey eyes and hair, partner.” – Metatron
Now, this startled me. I’ve nothing common with my mom or dad?!
“For real? I hope my father doesn’t think anything about cheating. As far as I can tell I don’t resemble either of them.” – Micha
“System randomy generate hair and eye colors so residents of this World aren't that picky about that topic. Your situation may differ though. Your title is probably the cause of it. But your face actually resembles both of them a bit. Luck is on your side, partner.” – Metatron
Ding!
+1 Luck
Hahahah, just by being lucky I’ve earned Luck. I’ve grown into liking this world already! Anyways, Metatron’s answer really relieved me. I prefer to be a good looking man when I grow up, after all. According to the Neutral title I can unlock all affinities. I have to train twice as much but I guess it’s worth effort. This time besides electricity I’ll focus on each affinity. Hell yeah for magic! I guess I should look at my status after all!
Ding!
You can open your status only after you’ve been named.
What, I’ve yet to be named! I totally forgot about my parents after starting thinking about a billions of things.
“Honey, how should we name our son?” – Magnolia
“Of course his name should be Michael Alphonso Enrique Marthel David Geremi Rivingthon Ventus Calcitrant Ignis Gladio the Second!” – Hohen
What kind of nonsense is this? I don’t want to a name like that! I can’t even introduce someone if I have a such long name! I will sue you and change my name when I reach 18, father!
“Micha Gladio then. You’ve zero naming sense after all. Who gives his child such a name?” – Magnolia
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I agree with you, mom! Besides I like Micha. It seems like my father is a airhead, my mother is the brain of the family. I can finally see my status, right? Metatron help please.
“Here you go, partner!” – Metatron
Status WindowName:Micha GladioAlignment:NeutralLevel:1Class:??Race:Evolving HumanGender:MaleTitlesthe NeutralFame:0Infamy:0-Life:9 /10Life Regen:1.0 / MinMana:10 /10Mana Regen:1.0 / MinStamina:10 / 10Stamina Regen:1.0 / Sec-Strenght:1Health:1Dexterity:1Agility:1[/tr]Stamina:1Endurance:1Intelligence:1Wisdom:1Charisma:1Luck:2-Attack:1Defense:1Physical ResistancesDodge:%0Parry/Block:%0Physical :%1Crowd Control:%0Elemental ResistancesFire:%0Water:%0Wind:%0Earth:%0
Oh, yes! This is amazing! But, why are my skills and masteries not included in my Status and why is there is no pain resistance?
“Well, skill and mastery page are seperate that’s why, partner. There isn’t really pain magic so it doesn’t count on your status page but you still feel the effect. By the way you may only talk after you increase your Dexterity and Intelligence to 10. since this world only uses English you may take it easy.” – Metatron
“Okay then. Now I know which stats I’ll train first. Wait how will I train these stats? I’m a bit clueless on this topic.” – Micha
“You’ll understand soon, partner. First you need to eat. Although there is no satiety bar, you’ll feel hunger and you may even get a debuff.” – Metatron
Ah, I’ve become too forgetful.
“Honey, could you give Micha? It’s his first feeding time!” – Magnolia
“Hehehehe, I’d better watching! Catch him!” – Hohen
Holy hell, my father threw me up in the air! I’m feeling dizzy! What the fuck are you doing, my-airhead-father?!
Ding!
You’re dazed for 15 seconds!
Ding!
You’ve unlocked a skill!
Crowd Control Resistance LV:1 %0.00Max Level: 100, PassiveRight after you’ve been born, you’ve exposed to crowd control. Since then you’ve able to partly resist stun, daze, maim, slow, fear. As the skills level increases you’ll able to decrease the duration of crowd control effects.
Decrease the duration of crowd control effects by %1
Oh, at least my mother catches me while screaming.
“Are you an idiot, Hohen? Why did you throw your son?!”- Magnolia
There begins my parents fight. Oh, mom, you should feed me! I’m starting to get hungry. Should I pinch her or something? Damn, I’m still dazed for 5 seconds. Counting goes down at least. 4-3-2-1-0.
Ding!
Status effect cleared.
Finally. I hope mom feels my poke. Yes, she felt it and looks at my eyes.
“Are you hungry my cute child?” – Magnolia
Woman’s instinct at it’s finest! It’s my first breastfeed time. Although I’m ashamed a little bit inside, what can I do?
Ding!
+1 Health
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