“Dammit, that kick really hurt! God, you’re hearthless. Why did you kicked my ass?!!” While screaming to God like that I see light at the end of inter-universal tunnel. Ohh, I guess white light at end of tunnels means new beginning? Will I be infant or will i start at the age 18 or something like that. Well, God didn’t even tell me a thing or two about my new universe. I really would have liked to have a helper or something.

Ding!

GUI Update: Patch v 2.0.1 “Metatron”Since God forgot to inform you about your new universe, Metatron was selected as your helper and has integrated to your GUI.

Holy Hell! It’s realy looks good! But I feel like I ve cheated, I should wish for a divine artifact or something. My Plot Armor sense is tingling!

“Hello there, my young padawan” - ????????

As I heard a whisper which sounds like Gabriel’s, I irked.

“Wait, what? Padawan? Seriously? By the way who the heck are you?”- Micha

“Ah, I forgot to introduce myself. Must be something hereditary. I’m Metatron, Voice of God. But for now I’ll serve as your GUI. Yaaawwwn – I’m sleepy. We should hurry up and finish your settings already-“- Metatron

“Oh, what may I choose by the way? I mean, I’m fine by being myself but a little bit change won’t hurt, right?” – Micha

“Meh, at most you can choose your race and gender but Father informed me and gives you the advice: "take the Evolving Human race". Since it has the ability to change according your experience and necessary materials it’s better. You need to collect enough materials and it’s a tad painfull but totally worth it. You’ll start as a baby. Hope you’ll born as prince or something. By the way you’ll be male. No genderbender allowed. ” – Metatron

“Nooooooooo, I want to be female!” – Micha

“Well, I don’t like the idea of a male soul in a female body. Albeit being an interesting idea, I shall not allow it. You’ll definitely take the road of the Pervert if you change your gender. So refused.” – Metatron

“Hmpf, whatever. Which races can I choose besides Evolving human my dear helper Metatron?” – Micha

“Lizard, snake, cockroach, goblin, octopus, algae, normal human, dog, cat, sloth. Is it enough to satisfy your curiosity?” – Metatron

I mean I can feel laziness oozing outof Metatron just by talking him. But as far as I can tell the best way to have fun is evolving human. Evolving will be pain in the ass, I can guarantee it.

“Evolving human then, Metatron. I should have fun on my second chance, shouldn’t I? I should pay attention to not die early. I’ve already died early, once.” – Micha

“There you go then. You’ve already made your choice you won’t be able to change anymore, anyways.”- Metatron

Ding!

Welcome to God’s Playground

Oh, being born again is actually a good feeling. My body is out and someone grabbed my leg already. I should look around for my new family. I hope my mom is beaut-

Ding!

You’ve earned a title!On your former life you’ve stayed neutral to point of being unable to judged as good or bad. You’ve earned the Neutral title.

Wait a bit, I want to look my mom, not notifications! Even though this title is important I want to see my mom’s fa-

“That’s quite a title, partner. You should read the description. While speaking like that I feel like a certain dragon. Good, very good. I will address you as such, be prepared, partner!” – Metatron

“Oh, please I want to look at my mom! Enough interception, Metatron!” – Micha

“Meh, you should look at title first. If you don’t I’ll shove titles description to your eyes, partner!” – Metatron

Faster than I can refuse, my lovely partner/GUI Metatron pushed notification screen to my face.

the NeutralSince you’ve stayed neutral to point of being unable to judged as good or bad your very being is weird.

You’ve earned ability to unlock all magical and material affinities.

If you’ve started learning an affinity you’ve to learn counterpart of it too. If not you’ll punished by corresponding elemental.

You won’t be able unequip this title.

Hmm, is this title is reward or punishment? I’d like to work hard, but this title is forcing me work twice hard. Well, whatever. I don’t care anymore. But if I can’t unequip this title doesn’t this mean I won’t be able to equip a good title? Well, now that would be shitty.

“You will be able to equip as much as title you want. But each title with counterpart. I mean If you want to use a title like ‘the Murderer’ you also have to use ‘the Lifesaver’ title.” – Metatron

“That’s better, a little bit, at least. But, why? By the way, did you just read my mind?”- Micha

“No, I can only hear you questions. I can’t read your mind. Not that I want to.”- Metatron

If I were to say I wasn’t relieved by Metatron’s answer, I’d lying. If my GUI can read my mind that would be outright creepy. Hmm, my common sense is telling me I’ve forgotten something while dealing with my first title, notification screens and Metatron. Ah, I remember! I’ve been trying to look at my mom. Wait, wait, why do I sense something dangerous?

Ding!

You’ve unlocked a skill!

Detect Danger LV:1 %0.00PassiveRight after you’ve born, you’ve exposed to danger. Since then you’ve able to detect every sort of danger. As skills level increase you’ll able to detect danger at higher range.

Range: 1 Meter

What’s happening?! Noooooo, I can see why I’ve unlocked Detect Danger! I mean a figure who looks like my father is trying to kick my ass. Oh shit, I forgot to cry!

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Edit:

I want an applause for Prehanh, who proofread this chapter! \o/