Dammit, that kick really hurt! God, you’re hearthless. Why did you kicked my ass?!! Well, If you’re wondering why a soul is screaming like that we need to go back for a bit.

How should I describe myself? Hello there. I’m Micha. I may need to change it to "I was Micha"would be more meaningful, though. When I died I was 35. Well, it may be when we died I suppose. My life was a pretty normal one. I had a family who loved me as well as a good sister she whom is my secrets bank. You could say that I with dark brown hair and the grey eyes I had, just a by a little bit, had good looks. After a good education I went to Science High School and then to college for a Electrical Engineering course. I’ve done my postgraduate thesis on bio-electric and bio-electric machines.

I’ve been a really hardworking one, actually. Well I wasn’t a lazy bum so besides educating my mind I’ve educated my body too. I was a Krav Maga and Pencak Silat practioner. I learnt basic Karate and Taekwondo when I was 7. So I did have quite the control over my body. Since I started my martial education early nobody in my school dared to bully me, ever. I did have my share of experience on some topics too. I wasn’t a virgin Japanese main character. I have had girlfriends through my life.

Anyway, due to cancer my parents died a bit early. By no means this was due to the supernatural. It did happen when I was 30. All in all, a normal life. Beside something. I was living in grey area. Not by material means. I mean I wasn’t a Sinner or a Saint. I’ve done good deeds as much as bad deeds, nothing more and nothing less.

How I died was quite ironic actually. When me, my sister and our lovers were traveling Europe, me and my sister's boyfriend David are the ones driving the car. My girlfriend was the one who insisted we should rest in back seat and let the girls drive. Well, she fucked up and drove into a truck. All four died. I’ve no memories about the truck accident, though. I was sleeping actually. Anyway, we didn’t get reincarnated, well I didn't believe in reincarnation in the first place. Later on while chatting with my guardian angels I learned that the accident only cut our lifes short for a few years since the Apocalypse was near. My grave was quite a interesting one. Neither a pit from hell nor a palace from heaven. I should’ve felt this one coming.

When the judging time came I somehow was the last one on the list of whooooole the dead. My loved ones somehow all ended up going heaven. Time after time people were judged and sent to hell or heaven and I was starting to wonder:"where will I end up". My guardian angels took my sins and virtues for scale. I was startled a bit. Aren’t they look like equal sized balls, besides their colors?! At the scaling area something happened which shocked all angels around. I’ve had exactly the same amount of both of sins and virtues. This is something that shouldn’t happen. All humans are either evil or good. But well, I was an exception I suppose. While I was looking around to learn what will happen to me from now on, I saw two angels descending while arguing. Well, one of them wasn’t a normal angel actually.

“Hey, hey this soul belong to heaven! Can’t you see the good deeds he has done?!”-???????

“Shut up Gab! He had his fair share of sins, too!”-!!!!!!!

Ah, I get it. They are Gabriel and Lucifer.

“In the name of the Mighty One, I, Gabriel will take this soul to Heaven! I’m THE Chief of Heaven!” -Gabriel

“Get lost Gabby! If I say a soul belong to Hell, It belongs to Hell, period! I’m the fucking King of Hell! ” – Lucifer

I was screaming inwardly. Trying to scream to Gabriel. Man, please, I don’t want to burn! Their argument doesn’t look like it will end without a little bit fight, I guess. I mean they’re pulling each others wings feathers! Oh, shit! They pulled out their swords! While I was watching their fight I didn’t notice the divine light which was actually observing the situation.

“It’s time for me to interfere, I guess. I better do an epic entrance.” - ***

After muttering like that a divine light encompassed everything around. I was paralyzed for, the same iswas true for angels! I was shocked by the scene and thinking which angel may have that kind of power, light started to take a form which cannot be described by words. I can only say it looked like a human.

“Hey, hey kiddos! This isn’t the time for a fight.” - ***

Gabriel and Lucifer in sync said;

“FATHER?!?!”

“Now this is getting interesting.” I though. I mean, while I was judged, besides normal angels even an Archangel and the Devil himself came and after that, God himself came made his entrance! I always thought I was nothing but a normal human, but this spectacle was incredible.

“Kiddos don’t fight over him. This situation is kinda my fault. While I was creating his soul I forgot to adjust his good and evil sides, so his soul is in this state. Well, I found a solution though.” – God

“Hey, Micha. I will give you a second chance. But since I’ve already started the Apocalypse in this universe you will get send to another one. That one actually is what bookworms call a sword and magic universe with some cool RPG factors. Good idea right? Hmpf, no need for answer. Since I’m omniscient I already know it. Well then, get ready for it!” - God

“Hey, hey, hey!! My rights to choose were revoked just like that?! Doesn’t matter, I will go there anyways!” – Micha

“WHAAAAT! Hey, Father I want to go there too!” - Angels & Lucifer

“You little punks, stay where you are! You have responsibilities! And Micha steel yourself for your new universe. Turn your back to me!” - God

“Why? Hmm, well, whatever. I will turn my back, so what?”- Micha

While I was uttering words, I turn my head to back to look for God. I mean, I was wondering why God told me to turn back after all. And a scene which I won’t be able to forget scraped to my memories. God running to me in human form with an look wich is similar to Cristiano Ronaldo’s when shooting free kick.

“ No, no, no, no, nooooooooooooooo. It cannot be! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-“ – Micha

While I was trying to understand what was happening, God mercilessly kicked my ass to sentd me to another universe.

“Well this sums up our little prob-. Oh, I forgot to inform him about his new universe. What to do?” – God

While I was travelling between universes God was looking for solution for my new problem.

“Hmm… Ah, yes. Metatron, that lazy angel, sending him to another universe too, that will be perfect! Since he is known as “Voice of God”, he should be able to help Micha.” – God

“Hey, Metatron. Follow Micha to his new universe, you’ll be his GUI (Game User Interface)!”- God

“Ahhhhhhn… Michael, I’ve yet to wake up. Five more years, pleaseeeeee…. Hmmmh… FATHER?!! I’m going there immediately, of course I’ll do my job since you’ve given it to me. But how should I go? ” – Metatron

“Come here my little Metatron. Turn your back to me.” – God

“Yes, Father!” –Metatron

While turning back, just like his future partner Micha, Metatron didn’t forget to turn his head to look for what will his Father will do. But seeing same sight as Micha, Metatron screamed.

“No waaaay! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII -“ – Metatron

“Well, this sums up all. But I wonder, why they tried to say ‘holy ship’ instead of ‘holy shit’. ” – God

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Writer Corner:

Hello there, buddies! I'm new around here. Thank you for reading. Hope you like start of my story. First of all I should say my mother language isn't English which most of you may guess. So, please point my errors. I'm, by no means, touchy on this subject.

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I want an applause for Prehanh, who proofread this chapter! \o/