[Uuuugh...]

I nearly threw up, but I managed to hold it in.

I shouldn't have drunk so much at the party. I shouldn't have, but I just couldn't control myself.

I mean, what asshole you need to be to invite someone to the party where they barely know a soul

and then leave them at the entrance, because some chick called them for a "talk"...

It will be fun, he said. It will be unforgettable, he said. Yeah, maybe for you.

Anyway, I need to get to the bus stop as soon as possible,

I have a test tomorrow and I don't want to miss it when I studied so much for it.

Let's see, 00:04 huh ?

I have around 30 minutes before the last bus.

.....

The bus stop should be around here somewhere, right ?

..... right ?

O.MY.GOD. Don't tell me that I just got lost, please...

Ugh, I should have paid more attention to my surroundings when I come here.

Huh ? What's this white line on the road? Maybe a line for bicycles, I guess?

And who the hell is shining that light into my eyes, I can't see shit because of it!

Hmm? Wait...

Something isn't right here...

[Welcome, please choose one of the options]

Suddenly, a voice out of nowhere started talking to me. No way, am I hallucinating now !?

But all I drank was beer and a little bit of wine, did maybe someone put something into my drink ?

Great, this night is becoming better and better...

[Please choose one of the options]

The voice said again. It was a woman's voice. Probably an adult but I'm not sure because it's was so cold and monotone...

Remind me of a girl I met at the party. She was bored as hell, came there only because of a friend.

We had a great time complaining about it, and then even exchanged numbers...

[Please choose one of the options]

The voice said again.... aaaah, I'm feel sleepy...

[Ya, ya, stop yapping. What are the options...]

I asked. This is going nowhere, might as well go with the flow... Where am I anyway?

[Acknowledged]

[[Load old world] [Create new world]]

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HAA ? What the hell is this ?

I'm starting to think that I actually already passed out on my way to a bus stop... and now I'm having a really weird dream...

Not like this is the first time something like this happened to me, but still...

something just doesn't feel right...

A hologram-like projection appeared in front of me. This definitely looks like a game screen.

I wonder why am I dreaming about a game, I'm not that much of a gamer, to be honest...

Well, I go along for now. I press [Create new world].

[Acknowledged]

The voice replied in the same cold and monotone way.

[[Load old profile] [Create new profile]]

Eeeeh? I'm tempted to see what is the first choice, but I always start the game from the beginning, sooo...

I press [Create new profile].

[Acknowledged]

[Please choose the name for the new world [new name]]

[Please choose the difficulty [default]]

The voice said as two new hologram-like projections appeared in front of me.

Hmm, with the name, let's go with something simple and easy to remember. As for difficulty, I wonder which options there are...

I pressed the [new name] and a new projection appeared below the first one. It looks like a keyboard...

For the name I wrote "Roshar" and then I pressed on [default] as new projection appeared below it.

[[Easy] [Normal] [Hard] [Very Hard]]

I always play on easy or normal, it's not that I can't handle the challenge,

but I simply don't have that much free time to play a game nowadays...

Studying and all, is this why I'm having this dream ?

Anyway, I pressed [Normal]...

[Acknowledged]

[Creating new world "Roshar"]

[Creation complete]

[Changing the profile difficulty from [Very Hard] to [Normal]]

[Removing the "Advantages and Disadvantages" system]

[Refreshing the "Race Evolution" system]

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.......

[ERROR]

[Race:Human not found]

[Updating profile race from Race:Human to Race:Humanoid]

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[ERROR]

[Race:Humanoid not found]

[ERROR]

["Race Evolution" system not found]

[Finding solutions...]

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[...Solution found]

[Explanation: because the new world "Roshar" was only just now created, "Race Evolution" system is not established yet.]

[Solution: Change the profile race from Race:Human to a default Race:World Isotopa.]

[[Yes] [No]]

Eeeeh ? wait, wait, wait...

This is throwing red flags all over the place!!! What did the voice said anyway ?

I couldn't understand a thing, there was just too much information thrown at me all at once...

What the hell is "world isopoda" anyway ?! No way I'm gonna play as a race I haven't a clue about...

It didn't even start yet there are errors occurring already ?

Patch this shit up, dammit.

Even for a early access, this is below 0/10 !!!

Ugh, why the hell am I dreaming about this anyway ?

I'm done, where's the [Quit] button ?!

[Please choose one of the options]

The voice said, making me even more annoyed...

There isn't any [Quit] button around... How do I wake up from this nightmare ?

Do I really need to use the good old "pinch the cheek" method ?

No, wait. If I think about it, the mysterious voice responded to my voice at the beginning... Maybe...

[Quit]

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[Quit]

The mysterious voice did not respond. This is making me even more annoyed, like I didn't have a bad day already...

[Quit, Exit, Ctrl-alt-Del...]

Nothing is working, looks like I need to use that...

[Ouch... AAAAAH !!!]

I did it with all my strength, but I still didn't wake up...

What's more, my cheeks are so painful on fire, what's going on here ?!

I shouldn't feel any pain in a dream, at least not this realistically...

[err, excuse me ?]

Suddenly, the mysterious voice responded and it didn't sound cold and monotone as before.

It catched me completely off guard, and I reflexively replied with [Yes ?]

[Acknowledged]

[The answer [Yes] has been selected]

[Changing profile race from Race:Human to Race:World Isopoda]

Wait,wait,waitwaitwait a damn second !!!

Now you heard me bitch! Even your voice recognition software is malfunctioning !

Aaaaah, I feel so sleepy, I want to just go to sleep !!!

Wait, what... What am I even saying ?

[Change complete]

[Starting the "Resurrection" system]

Stop, I can't... I can't think straight... sooo sleepy...

[System successfully started]

[Transferring profile data to the Race:World Isopoda egg]

Is this... What I think it is ? Reincarnation ? But that would mean...

[Data transfer...[50%]]

[60%]

[70%]

I remembered now. While I was walking toward the bus stop...

[80%]

I got disoriented and...

[90%]

I walked right in front of... something... and then...

[100%]

[Transfer Complete]

[Establishing the connection]

[Connection established]

[Updating profile status]

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