AN: So, we seem to have gotten the green light! This story is a go people! i'll put up the first four chapters, one per day, and then there will be two more updates in the coming week. My intention is to make this a weekly Wednesday update. I have a few chapters stockpiled because of the wait, so enjoy!

This story is a side project for fun, and possible eventual profit, so it'll mostly be a weekly update after this week.

Chapter 2: Behold My Beautiful Tits

The arrival of a glorious goddess filled him with both awe and wonder. The appearance of a strange blue window not long after filled him mostly with confusion. Surprised, it took him a moment to realize that it offered him a choice.

Will you hear the plea of Fortuna, the Goddess of Fate?

[A: Yes. I will listen.]

[B: No. This chick is crazy.]

[C: Show me your beautiful tits.]

"What? Is this a joke?" asked Scott. It must be a joke.

"What do you mean?" asked Fortuna.

"This window thing? It's asking me to make a choice, but one choice suggests that I tell you to show me your beautiful tits..." said Scott.

She tilted her head to the side. "Would showing you my beautiful tits convince you to hear my story?"

Scott eyed her for a moment. It was a trap. This must be a trap. He cleared his throat loudly then said, "Lady. If you show me your tits, I'll probably just do whatever you want if it's within reason."

"I see..." She then suddenly clapped her hands together and offered him a bright smile. "I had no idea you were also a fan of such things!"

"I... Sure, I love such things," said Scott. Why was she so happy? Was she a voyeur? Did she enjoy strange men checking out her sexy bits? More to the point, she was a fan of tits as well? Huzzah! Good fortune indeed!

"Then prepare yourself mortal! You shall see the finest tits of the realm!" cried the goddess shamelessly.

Scott's eyes widened. Oh, this should be good! Was his life about to change, forever – again?

She lifted her chin, shrugged her shoulders back in a way that presented her love pillows in a provocative manner, and then snapped the fingers of both of her hands simultaneously. Between the majesty of her breasts a brilliant light appeared. Several tiny little birds flew forth from that glorious light.

Small, but varied in their color to an extent, they seemed to all be of a similar species. There were little black ones, little brown ones, even more colorful ones. A few of them sported feathery crests on their heads.

"Aren't they darling little things?" she asked while the little birds flew about the area. She spun around in place and laughed warmly. "My beautiful tits are so energetic today!"

Scott looked around at the new arrivals. What in the world was this? He'd asked about tits, and she brought out a bunch of small birds. They were beautiful, and definitely energetic, but not exactly what he'd expected.

Two little green birds flew to her and landed atop the palms of her hands. She presented them to Scott. Behind them rested her glorious cleavage. Oh how it quivered in time with her laughter and the joy of the moment. "Do you see my great tits? Are they not the largest and most beautiful?"

"Yeah, they're really cute..." said Scott, his eyes wide in disbelief. Did she not know how she sounded?

"You think my tits are cute?" she asked him with a bright and innocent smile. She leaned forward, accidentally showing off a bit more cleavage than before. Her body swayed from side-to-side briefly while cooing at the darling things.

"I certainly like them." He nodded then presented a smile as well. Why she continued to show him birds, he did not know. But hey whatever made her happy, right?

Her smile brightened further. "That's so sweet of you to say." Her smile then died down a little. "Most people don't take the time to admire them. My tits simply do not interest them."

"I honestly don't know why someone would not want to take the time to admire your great tits," said Scott honestly. Innuendo aside, they were quite lovely little birds. He felt a strange urge to hold one of them, or perhaps both. Yes, surely holding both of them would be best.

"You do flatter them, sir." She smiled warmly at him then chuckled softly. "Take care not to spoil my tits with your wordplay."

"I think it would be impossible not to want to spoil them..." replied Scott. He offered her a friendly smile upon saying it. The words came easy to him now, as he began to get into the silliness of the word play. This so-called goddess knew what she was saying. She had to know. It was impossible for her to be so clueless.

The color of her cheeks tinged slightly pink, but otherwise she showed no visible sign that he'd scored some sort of victory. "I see... That is good to know, I suppose."

"So, birds... You really like them?" asked Scott after an awkward pause. What else could he ask about at the moment? The entire conversation was strange.

"Yes! Of course, I do." She held her pair of great tits gently. The darling things were quite playful and energetic as they moved about in her hands. "I play with them often. They can be quite sweet to those who spend time with them," she said before offering Scott another warm smile. "Did you know that?"

"No, I did not. Though, that's certainly good to know," he replied in a sincere, almost reverent, tone. He did not currently know such things, but would certainly love to learn.

She sighed happily. "They are my dear friends, and carry my messages to those who call upon me for favor. I rarely answer such calls outside of times of crises, but the birds do help me."

Scott could not help but smile at that. He'd just died a ridiculous death at the hands of rampaging ham-beasts. Yet, he felt strangely free. Watching this incredible beauty commune with her bird friends was quite relaxing.

One of the little birds flew over and landed on his shoulder. It pressed its little head to his cheek and nuzzled him softly.

"Ah, she likes you," said Fortuna, her smile warm and kind. "It seems you have the approval of one of my tits good sir."

Scott could not help but laugh a little. It was not one of the tits he'd expected, but he'd take it. The cheerful little bird was quite endearing. Though, he would be the first to admit that a lot of birds were pure assholes. He'd wager that the adorable little creature snuggling his cheek was no doubt a complete jerk in real life. Yeah, show the best behavior in front of the goddess. He was onto her, and her scandalous bird ways.

"Well, you were right. Your tits are beautiful and sweet," said Scott without a hint of sarcasm in his voice.

Her warm smile froze a little, but then her nostrils flared slightly. The smile became neutral, but with a hint of amusement. "Is that so?"

A new screen suddenly appeared before him. This one he chose not to mention.

Ero Report!

Fortuna Viscata Route Unlocked

Level: Casual Acquaintance

Affection: 0.000001

Difficulty: SSS

Status: Friendly, but cynical. [She hides it well]

"So, these little blue windows... What are they about?" asked Scott. He reached up and gently stroked the back of his new little friend's head. She chirped softly and snuggled his cheek.

"They are messages from the great god, Admi Nistrata. He watches over this world and everything within it. While I keep the balance of those who live upon the world, he watches over everything from the rocks and molecules of water, to the way the sun shines down in the sky," she said.

"I see..." Scott nodded a little and his friend chirped at him. She wanted to snuggle more, but he was moving too much.

"She's quite insistent..." said Fortuna softly, "At any rate, you promised to listen to my story?"

"Gladly," said Scott. It was strange that he could accept this situation so easily, but he'd never been the sort of person to panic when presented with the unusual.

Fortuna sighed softly then gently told her little friends to go play outside. Reluctantly, her tits flew away into the darkness. The tit that snuggled Scott's face flew back in and chirped twice before flying away once more.

"You made an impression on her, I see," said Fortuna.

"I'm glad your tits like me," he said lightly.

She chuckled a little then looked at Scott with a slightly more serious expression. "In all seriousness, we do need to discuss the situation."

"Lay it on me," said Scott.

She was taken aback briefly, her cheeks coloring slightly in the process, "What exactly are you requesting of me?"

His eyes closed briefly. Was this woman for real? Scott half-opened his eyes and fought down a laugh while saying, "Please tell me your story."

"Yes..." She said after a moment. "Of course."

Delicate fingers cut through the air as she performed and intricate series of hand motions. Lines of light formed and then became a visible pattern. In Scott's opinion, it looked like something out of a videogame.

"This seal represents a choice, and an unalterable fate. If at the end of my tale you choose to aid me in my endeavor, you will place your hand to this seal," she said.

Scott nodded. "Fair enough."

She took a soft breath then placed one finger to her lower lip. While doing so she eyed him carefully. "Before that, though... I must ask you a question that has plagued me since the moment that you awoke in this realm."

"Alright, ask away," said Scott. This supposed goddess did seem to enjoy stretching out a conversation. It made him wonder if she was a little lonesome and in need of someone to be a friend to her. Of course, there was also the remote possibility that she wanted to become his glorious sex toy, but that situation was doubtful at best. Still, to live in hope and die in despair was the way of manhood.

A slight hint of a blush appeared on her cheeks. "Have, we perhaps met before?"

"Uh, no. Not that I know of?" asked Scott.

"Are you certain? Something about you seems quite familiar," she said thoughtfully. "I'm certain that I've seen you somewhere."

"It would be impossible to forget you," he answered seriously.

She blinked and then leaned back a little. "Oh, stop," she said with a laugh. Her nostrils flared gently just before she reached up to grab a lock of her hair and began to stroke it gently. Suddenly, in bright red numbers and letters the term Affection + 1 appeared above her head.

"I was being serious, but alright," said Scott after a moment. Seriously, what was up with this situation?

A soft feminine snort was her response, but a hint of amusement danced in her eyes. "I see."

Affection +1

"At any rate... Since we've never met before..." said the goddess. She eyed Scott briefly then mumbled something about how he was somehow familiar to her. "Let us continue."

What did Fate, literally, have in store for Scott? Who knew? Finally, however, he would come to know his true reason for appearing in her realm. He would know why he was called to this place, and why he was granted the joy of witnessing her happy little tits in action.