Mature Content Warning: This story is filled with mature, immature, content. This particular chapter is filled with swearing and occasional penile shenanigans.

Author’s Note: I’m often amazed by how well this story is received when you consider that it basically amounts to being nothing more than one excessively long, and uncompromising penis joke. Thank you all for humoring me. Ha.

For those who actually do want to see a more serious, if still humorous, story that is not a parody or satire give Origin A.R.S. a chance. I’ve only written two chapters, but they are about 12k words in total length, so it’s already around half the size of a small light novel, or about 1/5th of a standard western novel in length. It involves an idea that I have tinkered with for years. Anyway, you’re here for crude sexy humor.... so I give it to you now...

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Chapter 9: It’s Dangerous to go Alone...

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Several days had passed since Scott had decided to take up the task of finding a proper mount. He knew that there was only one type of creature in the isles that would fit all of his needs. He wanted an intelligent mount that could work in all terrain types, and could fend for itself.

The mount that he had chosen was quite cunning and dangerous, however. His stats were decent, but his level was still sitting at one. He would want to develop a bit of a health and mana cushion before he went adventuring.

However, that would have to wait till later. At the moment he was seeking the guidance of the one man who could legitimately help him capture and tame the mighty beast that he sought.

“Look, I know you’re a pretty strong guy. That doesn’t matter. If you want to tame one of those beasts you need to be smart, damn smart.” said the monster trainer, Ernst.

Ernst was a man of middle years, who had spent his life mastering several key skills that would prove invaluable for Scott. However, they had come at a price.

“You did your part, and gave my sister a night she will never forget... or stop talking about. I appreciate that. So, I’ll do my part and give you the one thing that can help you even the odds.”

Scott heard a loud whistling sound from behind him and he turned to see the object of last night’s rendezvous. He tried to suppress the unholy shudder that raced along his spine. The hirsute woman looked as though she would turn into an Oozaru (Saiyan Great Ape Transformation) from Dragon Ball Z at any time, but was stuck halfway through the transformation. His poor penis... it wept at the memories... Though, it had worked out in the end. Scott had somehow gained the Fighting Spirit stat by the end of the encounter.

“What you need is the power to defeat the beast’s high-intellect. You seem smart, but it would be dangerous to go alone. Take this.” Ernst handed Scott a small pink crystal with a strange symbol etched on the surface. The symbol was shaped like a heart, but there were horns on the top and little batwings on the bottom.

“What’s this?”

“That’s a summoning crystal. You’ll be able to use my power to call forth a creature from the demon realm to aid you in your quest. In fact, they will be your permanent pet if you like.”

“Oh, so like a pet summoning crystal?”

The man nodded at him. “Yes, simply hold it up in the air and call out, Demon Come Forth!”

“It will be loyal?”

“Absolutely loyal. That’s part of the magic.”

Scott grinned. He wondered what sort of hellish beast he would acquire. He raised the crystal high into the air and shouted, “Demon Come Forth!”

The crystal immediately began to shine with a brilliant light. Several brief seconds passed while a cutesy sounding pop song played in the background. A magic circle, complete with demon summoning runes appeared above the floor then began to spin in a slow, deliberate manner. A form rose up out of the spinning rune and Scott’s eyes widened comically.

The creature blinked once, as though it were sleepy, and then opened its eyes all the way. It looked at Scott. The man looked at it.

Soft pink lips parted to reveal adorable fangs. “Master!”

Scott stepped back involuntarily. The crystal had summoned his one weakness and linked it to him. “What the hell!”

The petite succubus unleashed an adorable cry then leapt forward to embrace the man who would be her master. The top of her head barely reached his chin, but she held on for dear life while he tried to pry her away.

“Dammit, man. What is this?”

“Huh? It’s a succubus, of course.”

“I figured that much out, but why would you have me summon a juvenile sex demon for a pet?”

“Juvenile?” asked the obviously loli succubus. She pulled back and looked up at her master with wide, innocent eyes. The cuteness... damn the cuteness!

“Of course she would be a loli. I am Albione’s finest Lolimancer after all.”

Scott stared at the man. “I thought you were a monster trainer!”

“I am! I train loli-demons for fun and profit.”

“What... What kind of perverted profession is that!”

Ernst looked at Scott with a curious expression. “Aren’t you a manwhore? You’re practically a sex demon yourself.”

“Wai! Master is a sex demon, too?” The pink haired loli-succubus giggled and started to bounce up and down. Her cute little batwings fluttered ever so cutely.

Scott tried to pry the adorable girl away, but she refused to budge. What the hell was he going to do with a jail bait succubus? He could already feel the prison doors slamming shut on his life.

“I... what will people think? I’m a manwhore with a child sex-demon! I’m a demo-pedo!”

“Child? Master, why do you think Pink-chan is a child?” The obviously young-teen demoness asked. Her lower lip quavered ever so slightly.

“You look like you’re in middle school!”

Pink puffed out her cheeks and pouted. “Pink-chan is over three hundred years old! Pink-chan can’t help it if she is petite!”

He started to respond, but she looked up at him and her expression changed to a far more slutty and dangerous look. Her voice took on a husky and sensual quality despite her still overtly loli-like appearance. “I can assure you master; I am in fact quite the adult, and in possession of incredible... skills.”

Scott winced and tried to move away again. “M-maybe so... but how the hell is a jail bait succubus going to help me get a proper mount?”

The slutty look disappeared and the succubus regained her innocent appearance. “Oh, master wants a mount?”

“Yeah...” said Scott.

“Pink-chan can do that!” She jumped back, turned around, and then bent over before she began to twerk her rear-end at her new master.

Scott’s left eyelid began to twitch and spasm. There was no possible way that this could end well. Oh no, this could not end well. The horror of loli ownership had befallen the man.

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AN: I’ll finally show stats in the next chapter.