“Evolution Options”

AbilityLevelDescriptionTraps1Current available: Pitfalls

Next available: Spike TrapsMonster Tier upgrade1Allows monsters to evolve into the next tierArea expansion1Increases the area of influence you have. (current floor space - 10m X 10m X 10m)

Current Floor Limit : 1

WARNING! Too much expansion may cause you to encroach on another Dungeon. Loss of dungeon core would result in losing 90% of your levels and you will be relocated.Special2Random ability or talent will be grantedAllure2A sweet fragrance that lures all kinds of living beings into your Dungeon.Paralysis1Injuries left by your dungeon will leave a mild numbness to afflictedBoss Monster1Allows user to summon 1 boss monster for each level invested (Available every 5 levels of Area Expansion)LockedLockedLocked

Hmm, 5 points and no matter what i can only choose 2. So i assigned a number to each in order.

“System: D6 Dice roll 2 times”

D6 Dice roll results: 4,4

Seriously? I do not believe my luck. I will do a coin flip.If it is heads i will use it if it is tails i will do another dice roll.

“System: Coin Flip”

Coin Flip Result : Heads

Half in shock,I refuse to believe it.

*ring-ring*

“Sup Xavier”

“Don’t ask. Just help me do a coin flip and tell me the results”

“Errrrr ok…. Heads”

“Noooooooooo.”

~~~~~

“Hahahahahah!!!! Man you suck. The god of luck must be teasing you. Why not we try it this way. We reassign the numbers. You make 1 set and i make 1 set.You roll 1 dice and i roll 1 dice. I visual you mine to match your set and you visual me yours to match my set. If it is still the same option then gods must be on you. “

“Fine if it really still stays the same then i have nothing to say.”

“System: D6 Dice Roll ”

D6 Dice Roll Results: 2

6 : Traps

1 : Monster Tier upgrade

5 : Area expansion

3 : Special

4 : Allure

2 : Paralysis

“Here is mine”

“And here is mine”

“System: D6 Dice Roll ”

D6 Dice Roll Results: 3

1 : Traps

6 : Monster Tier upgrade

3 : Area expansion

2 : Special

4 : Allure

5 : Paralysis

“BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA”

*Disconnected*

You have gained a new title.

TitleRiggedEffect???DescriptionHashi, God Of Gambles has rigged your odds

… that is a weird title. The effect is ???. better check with Alex.

*ring-ring*

Player is currently offline

*ring-ring*

Player is currently offline

*ring-ring*

Player is currently offline

*ring-ring*

“Hahaha sorry man, i laughed so hard the system disconnected me from the sudden spike in heart rate. It thought i was going into heart attack.”

“...”

~~~ cool breeze~~~

“Fine i admit it was a valid reason for laugh.”

“And i am sorry for laughing so hard.”

“Look at the visuals i just sent you. You know anything like that happening before?”

“BUAHAHA….”

*Disconnected*

I pretty much gave him the mental eye roll knowing that he won’t be online so fast, i just waited for him to connect back.

~~~~ 15 minutes later~~~~

*ring-ring*

“I am really sorry man. The 2nd laugh triggered a warning to the hospital and a medic dropped by to confirm. I was not allowed to get online until the medic gave the ok. The medic gave a good laugh too when she heard and saw the visuals. She is HOT. Smoking hot. Thanks to you i got her number too. Look at the visuals i just sent you, she is hot right?”

“Fine she is hot. Remember to send the wedding invite.”

“Will do. Will do. I checked the forums twice for you. I am not sure either but tell no one about this title. Hide this title. Grey out the title. it is there in the options. If I am right this title is a game breaker. Just to make sure I am right do this for me. I am thinking of a number. Roll a D100”

“System: D100 Dice Roll ”

D100 Dice Roll Results: 66

“I got 66”

“I wrote down a number. Roll a D100”

“System: D100 Dice Roll ”

D100 Dice Roll Results: 23

“I got 23 this time”

“Now coin flip”

“Heads”

“Now Black Jack “

“Queen of Hearts and Ace of Diamonds”

Alex then spoke in the most solemn voice i never knew he had.“Then it is most likely what I expected. Your dice and anything that you ‘gamble’ in the system is the best or beneficial to you or something like that.”

“I am not too sure how good it is though.”

“Trust the dice. It is Rigged”

After a brief pause, i sighed in resignation “Double specials it is.“

AbilityLevelDescriptionSpecial4Random ability or talent will be grantedUproot1Grants some plants the ability to remove their roots from the ground and travel around.(plant only)Sense1Mobs you control have increased awareness of their surrounding

Display new “Mobs”

NameRunnerTypePlantHP100MP0Attack10Defence0Abilities - A quick burst of speed in one direction.

NameSensorTypePlantHP10MP0Attack0Defence10Abilities - burrows underground and disappears from view

- detects trespassers and any other movements as they pass by

- causes surround plant to uproot

NamePollen Dash(uncommon)TypeHerbHP100MP100Attack0Defence0Abilities - Plants in contact with Pollen Dash has chance to Evolve into a variant

NameSapling (Rare)TypePlantHP300MP100Attack20Defence20Abilities - Removing its roots from the ground, the Sapling is able to travel a short distance.(0.5mp/sec)

- Settles its roots into the ground. It gains low amounts of hp and mp regen while rooted.

- When rooted in the ground it can send its root to bind its enemy within a certain distance.

- When not rooted to the ground it can send its root to whip its enemy within a certain distance.

*Invisible Fist Pumps X100*

Free Evolutions~~

Quickly I set up my new landscape.

I smiled evilly as i set up some Sensors around the herbs. I cannot wait to see their faces when the herb that are just within reaches uproot and start dashing all around away from them.

After putting 30 Pollen Dash

you do not have enough mana in your Mana Pool to summon more Pollen Dash. ( Your unlimited mana pool ended at the end of the 1 hour tutorial)

Mana Pool? Quite sure I did not see a mana pool when i first checked my status.

Status windowName:GladiolusDungeon Level14Dungeon Floor1RaceDungeon ( Common Weed)GenderMaleMana regen0.6/MinMana Pool0.2/100Titles[/tr]Survivor, Unharmed, Uncharted, Sleeper, Arboretum, Rigged (Hidden)Fame:45Infamy:0Evolution points0

Well… nothing to do about it then. They should have said something about it. Flipping into the forums there were thousands of users complaining about it. Some bug users got it lucky . They did not realize and literally swarmed their dungeon full of tier 0, tier 1 and tier 2 bugs. What was i to do with that unlimited mana anyway? Make the dungeon full of HEALING HERBS or Common WEED?

A NPC Party has entered your Dungeon

Nice! Just when i am running out of things to do.

Popcorn time.

Mmmm Mmm Nnn. Chilli Crab

This mello yello taste

Ohh the sweet grapes

10% Increased damage against trespassers for the next 2 minutes

Is that pepsi?

2% Reduced damage taken from trespassers for the next 10 minutes.

12% increased speed for the next 10 minutes.

Just as i am about to pop another popcorn into my mouth i realize one thing. Even my popcorns are rigged. Bummers. I was just enjoying the highs and lows of life and now that is all gone.

~~~~ NPCs View~~~~

“This place give me the creeps. This is not written in the report from Jace. Daniel, you read his report too right?”

“I agree with Dave. Look at my arms, my goosebumps are all standing up. Look my hair is also standing up.”

Dave smacks Daniel’s head in annoyance. “You spiked your hair. It is always standing. Seriously. You are going 25 and you still act like an idiot.”

“Other than the location of the entrance, everything else is different i think. We brought 2 healers this time. We should be fine since Leeroy is not here. Healers keep your mana at 90% or so. Keep dispelling the party and make sure that we do not fall asleep. We are here to make money and not die. Jace screwed up the quest that he got from Ragna town. His quest was just a simple task of patrolling around the town and he got greedy. conquering a dungeon during a patrol grants extra reward and large amount of fame but he pushed his luck too far for this. Many had died from this kind of idiocy. A patrol squad leader should just stay as a patrol squad leader. We have lost enough good men already.”

I chucked at that. Dave made quite a good speech. It reminded me of a saying.

“He who is not contented with what he has, will not be contented with what he would like to have. “ - Socrates

Greed truly drives people to do stupid things. In the end, no matter what we have, we always want more. I sincerely wonder, just how far will Dave’s party go.

I look in pity at my runners. Barely 10cm tall, it looks like a rope doll with a melon seed for head and has 2 leaves for arms. Every point of mana give me 4 of them. Despite the low cost they are fast and they attack by running by their targets and grazing them with their razor sharp leaves. It seem that the paralysis effect that numbs the attacker works as Dave’s crew did not notice their health dropping really slowly. With my runners being so small, they were given the boot. No swords, no magic. Just kicked to death.

“Weak. these are just too weak. They are not worth even waving my sword. Just how did Jace screw up. I am quite sure i can conquer this dungeon in my sleep.”

The healers looked at each other with arched eyebrows before nodding as if agreeing to what he says“Sure. Since you can conquer this dungeon in your sleep, we will dispel everyone but you then. That would save our mana too.”

Dave stumbles on a non-existing stone and looks are the 2 healers incredulously before raising his hands in surrender.“Alright. Alright i am kidding i do not want to be the next leeroy. Please just keep casting dispel on me.”

The 2 healers looked at each other and nodded with an evil grin as if they had planned this all along.“Sure. it is just that from now on it the mana potions will be on you.”

“Shit. Should have kept my mouth shut.”