《Cleric or Necromancy?》volume 1 Chapter 8: getting in shit from the Women
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I was woken up early by mother, she then feed me what I think is corn slurry. Wish she would give me something solid and then we walked to the neighbours house. When we got their Lola was on a high chair refusing to eat any food my mother put me on the ground and so I wandered off into her house. I didn't get far my mother picked me up before I could go any where. She put me in a chair beside Lola who had a bowl in front of her with corn slurry. Her fathers sister then left and came back with another baby. Well that explains why she was able to breastfeed. She puts that baby on the other side of Lola on another chair. Lola looks at me and says
“So who are you?”
“You don't remember me?”
“Nope who are you?”
“Ted Little in the last world and Gilbert Rommel in this one.”
“Doesn't ring a bell”
My mother seeing us interact with each puts my chair right beside hers.
“so..” (Gilbert)
“What”
“You learn this world's language yet?”
“Nope”
“Do you want me to teach you?”
“Nope”
Man she is getting on my nerves
“Julie Medeiros you have been given a second chance at life are you going to throw it away?”
She looks at me with wide eyes.
“How do you know I have been Reincarnated?”
“Eat your breakfast and I'll start explaining”
Meanwhile the other baby had been listening to us talk in English. This is going to be so bad for his ability to learn words. Sigh sucks to be him. She eats the whole entire bowl and is then picked up by her aunt and swung around while crying
“Mrs. Rommel Can I request that your child comes over everyday until Julie starts eating regularly?”
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“Sure I am getting paid right?”
“yes don't worry about that we will pay double since your little Rommel is working too!”
My mother then picks me up and follows Mrs Norman to a room with everything covered in fabrics. A bad place for me to train up my Immune to death skill dammit. She then sets me down and Mrs Norman sets Lola down. She then leaves while telling my mom to look after us. I crawl right over to Lola and stop.
“So care to explain Gilbert?”
“Sure do you remembered how you died?”
Her face pales and she looks down.
“You don't need to explain I was their”
Her eyes narrow
“ What do you mean you wear their?”
“I was the one who was Forced to have sex with you but only got so far as motor-boating you”
A look of disgust shows on her baby face which is kind of funny but this is serious business and not a time to laugh.
“Oh so your the guy that watched people get carved up in front of you without bating an eye”
“Well technically I wasn't aware of what was going on since at the time I was going through a Hyperthymesia episode”
“A what?”
“Hyperthymesia is when your brain can recall memories with perfect clarity and then allows you to watch them almost like a film meaning that the whole time I wasn't aware of what was going on in front of me.”
“...”
“Also I am the one that gave you a soul ball so that you could reincarnate”
“I was wondering where I got that ball”
“Also sorry for violating you”
“Its not like you had a choice I kind of forced myself onto you”
It was then silent between us and Mrs Norman brought her child and but him down beside us.
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“Play well with them now Ivo”
The little boy then crawls over to us and starts babbling nonsense. I look back at Lola.
“So...”
“So...”
“What are your stats Lola?”
“Why are you calling me Lola?”
“Answering a question with a question. Really? Anyways your name that your parents gave you is Lola, also that is your cousin (pointing at Ivo) your aunt (pointing at Mrs Norman) your Dad is working and a merchant and my mother is the other lady. Your elven mother died giving birth to you and your Dad is the richest man in town. That's all I know about your family in this world”
Her brain seems to be working in overtime to comprehend everything that I said Ivo crawls over to me and pokes me in the face. I respond by crawling over to Lola. I can crawl at a much faster speed then Ivo so it gives me a little bit of time to talk.
“Show status Gilbert”
Status WindowName:LolaClass 1:???Level:1 (0)Class 2:??Race:Half-Human Half ElfGender:FemaleTitlesyou have noneHealth:200 / 200Health Regen:2 / minMana:100 / 100Mana Regen:1 / minStamina:50/ 50Stamina Regen:40 / hour-Strenght:5Agility:5Intelligence:10Wisdom:1Leadership:1Vitality:20-Elemental AffinityFire:100%Water:100%Wind:100%Earth:100%Electricity:100%Light:0%Darkness:0%-
AbilitiesBest of both SpeciesYou have the Immortality of elves and the ability to gain the Strength of man
Skills
I stare blankly at it and don't even respond when Ivo pokes me. She is immortal. My Brain basically stops functioning. I was hoping in this world that we could be lovers and have little shits running around, get old together and die. But this this shattered my Dreams. Having children with me would cause her Pain and suffering, seeing me and our children die of old age would only hurt her. It would be cruel to marry her and make her suffer that fate alone.
“Is something wrong Gilbert?”
“No, no its fine”
“Care to show me your stats?”
“Ya sure, Show status Lola”
I didn't really care at this point. I mean my Dream had just been shattered. I had hoped that in this world that I could find myself a pretty girl that only had something in common with me. But that kind of shattered it. She reads my status over and Ivo goes to poke her. He never makes it I poke him and he starts chasing after me. Its a good distraction for the time being and it will let Lola read it over. After several minutes of tag Ivo is tuckered out and I return to Lola's side to see if she has any questions.
“Gilbert” (Lola)
“Yes?”
I look at her face and she seems really angry.
“Who is soft cotton?”
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