“Welcome to the bridge of reincarnation! How are you?”

Where the f*ck am I? What's with this?Who the hell is speaking?

“One at a time child. Jeez these new generations ask so many questions so quickly how do they expect me to answer?”

What wait I didn't speak that was my thought!

“What did you expect silly your a soul right now you can't speak, hear, smell, see, feel or taste. You can only think.”

So um why am I here?

“Because you died dummy how else do you lose your soul?”

Why does it feel like he is treating me like a small child?

“Oh because I am immortal”

... This guy needs to learn some f*cking respect I ain't 2 you know

“Well in comparison to age though I am over a million times older so in my eyes your just a child”

Okay... So what do I do now?

“Well since we went over the basics and your finally able to cooperate you are going to be reincarnated with your memories! Why you ask? Because you had in your hands a spirit ball before you died!”

What is this f*cking P*k*m*n now?

“What is this P*k*m*n you speak of?”

Oh that nothing, anyways what do I do from here on out?

“Oh well since you have been reincarnated with a spirit ball you get to chose your own states!”

How?

“Think status!”

Status?

Status WindowName:???Class:You Have NoneLevel:1(0)Gender:??Health:?? / ??Health Regen:?.? / SecMana:?? / ??Mana Regen:?.? / SecStamina:?? / ??Stamina Regen:?.? / Sec

Karma 20 000

Is that all?

“Yup”

Hmmm I don't trust this guy.... Full status?

Status WindowName:???Class 1:???Level:??Class 2:??Race:??Gender:??TitlesCan't have Title you are not yet Born!Health:?? / ??Health Regen:?.? / SecMana:?? / ??Mana Regen:?.? / SecStamina:?? / ??Stamina Regen:?.? / Sec-Strenght:??Agility:??Intelligence:??Wisdom:??Leadership:??Vitality:??-Elemental AffinityFire:??Water:??Wind:??Earth:??Electricity:??Light:??Darkness:??-

AbilitiesHyperthymesiaThe ability to recall and re-watch memories with perfect clarity and no discrepancies at all.

SkillsNone

Karma 20 000

Oh trying to trick me?

“Yay you have passed the test you gain 5000 Karma!”

... Really that is a bad cover up. Let me check my stats once again... huh he didn't lie I got an extra 5000 Karma.

“Oh why would I lie?”

How do you explain when you said yes to “is that all”?

“I was referring to your Karma”

... So he skirts the truth eh? I guess I have to ask direct questions. What happened to Julia?

“Oh her, she will be one week behind you as she took an extra 7 seconds to die”

Can you do me a favour?

“What”

Don't hide stuff from her

“Well well don't we have mister nice rap*st over here”

...What?

“Well almost mister rap*st you did almost took her virginity”

.... Not my fault I was forced!

“Sure that's what they all say. It was my hormones I couldn't help myself”

Jackass I will think about what happened then...(1 minute later) Anyways please help her and don't skirt the truth with her.

“Don't worry the higher ups already ordered me to make you two the same species and send you to the same area and even to be born within 1 km of each other”

Higher ups?

“Ops never mind them what race will you select?”

Humanity

“Well you take it from here I will make the correct changes to your status card.”

After thinking about it. Can I get rid of Hyperthymesia Mastered?

“You can and you will get Karma for it in return. Its quite the rare ability however.”

Yes get rid of it I hate it

“Well let me update your status....Done look!”

Status WindowName:???Class 1:???Level:1 (0)Class 2:??Race:HumanGender:??TitlesCan't have Title you are not yet Born!Health:100 / 100Health Regen:10 / minMana:100 / 100Mana Regen:1 / minStamina:5 / 5Stamina Regen:4 / hour-Strenght:1Agility:1Intelligence:10Wisdom:10Leadership:1Vitality:1-Elemental AffinityFire:??Water:??Wind:??Earth:??Electricity:??Light:??Darkness:??-

AbilitiesNone

SkillsNone

Karma 50 000

I got 25000 karma for Hyperthymesia Mastered sweet... Make me a man and what are the elements of the world I am going to?

“done and the elements are Dark, Fire, Light, electricity, water, earth, and wind”

can I gain Affinity in the next world?

“No you only have what your born with, here is 500 karma for the smart question!”

You seem eager to give out prizes

“Well you see usually the people that come hear have all their memories wiped as they don't have the spirit ball like you did, so its quite the nice change of pace to have an intelligent conversation and to not do the whole thing myself.”

Hmm must be quite lonely never talking to anyone intelligent...

“It is...”

I will take 100% dark affinity and 100% light affinity

“No one was ever taken 100 of both dark and light... ill give you 100 karma as a bonus for being the first. The cost of that is 10600 karma.”

Okay so I have 40 000 karma left nice. Can I boost my starting mana and health to 500 to start?

“Sure that will be 20 000 karma”

20 000 left. Hm strength probably starts at one so I can be birthed and can probably be trained up.... its probably the same for the other stats as well... can I determine my future height?

“Since you are the first to ask that I will determine it for free although it really isn't a stat...”

When I grow up make me 6 feet 6 inches tall.

“British or French inches and feet?”

Let's go with the modern one in use British.

“So what you want to do with your last 20 grand?”

Not sure let me think....Lip reading?

“That costs 1000”

Okay.. Add full regeneration

“That costs 20 000 karma I am sorry”

Can you remove lip reading and then add Full regeneration?

Yes and done here are your final stats before you depart.

Status WindowName:???Class 1:???Level:1 (0)Class 2:??Race:HumanGender:MaleTitlesCan't have Title you are not yet Born!Health:100 / 500Health Regen:1 / secMana:100 / 600Mana Regen:6 / minStamina:5 / 5Stamina Regen:4 / hour-Strenght:1Agility:1Intelligence:10Wisdom:10Leadership:1Vitality:1-Elemental AffinityFire:0%Water:0%Wind:0%Earth:0%Electricity:0%Light:100%Darkness:100%-

AbilitiesFull RegenerationAllows for any body part torn off or broken to be full healed and repaired back to its original form.

SkillsNone

Karma 0

“Do you accept these stats?”

Yes

“Then have a nice life.... Goodbye”

brain so scrambled from the doing stats ugh 6 pages including coding

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