《Cheating Monster》Chapter 62 - Emergency evacuation
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This chapter has been proof-read by: AnthonyL
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“Such a beautiful and intimidating sword...” (An'dalia) She then reached forward to touch it.
“Don't!!” (Kneeko) Hearing me shout, my princess suddenly froze. Without saying anything I simply took my blade and slightly touched a tree with it. The tree began to turn brown and quickly withered before turning into dust. An'dalia let out a gasp, relieved not to have touched it.
“This is.... horrifyingly powerful. It gives me chills...” (An'dalia)
“You have no idea. This sword does not abide by the rules of this world. I created it from the rules of my original world. If a vital organ is punctured by it, you die. Whatever your level, skills or anything else... If I strike through the heart or sever the head, they'll die.” (Kneeko)
We kept talking a bit around a good piece of meat and when Gomshew finally woke up we resumed our journey back to my domain. The following days ended up being uneventful but as I would soon find out, this was only the calm before the storm.
Gomshew, An'dalia and I had been travelling for a few days and were now only 1 week away from my hideout. I couldn't wait to see my dragonesses and my minions again. I still hadn't talked about them with An'dalia and still wasn't sure how to bring up the subject.
I received word from my sister Lucy that the elves had led a deep investigation and had allied with many dragon clan leaders to weed out the bad saplings. It had been relatively easy for them to find them all after following the tactic I had given them.
In total, 7 dragons had been proven guilty of conspiring against the current leaders and all had been executed by their own tribe as punishment. The only one who was still evading justice was Damyon since he wasn't in the dragon land at the time.
Lucky for him, all this had happen while he was on his way back with An'dalia. Right now, he was a runaway criminal tracked by the most powerful beings in this world. It was only a matter of time before he got caught and executed as well for the murder of one of his own clan members.
From what I heard, the king of the high-humans, An'dalia's father had declared Damyon had kidnapped his daughter and had allied himself with the elves and the humans from regions bordering the demon lands.
More and more people and races were joining in the manhunt and the pure blooded dragons were now walking on eggshells, trying to appear as cooperative as possible. It was a major change in this world's dynamic. For the first time, dragons were feeling vulnerable.
I was lost in thought, thinking of how I could find Damyon and kill him myself after finally completing my immovable mountain body shield. I tattooed the circle on my chest via the chimera forge interface and after testing was incredibly proud of myself.
The shield formed a bubble around me that would activate only when something that could potentially hurt me tried to go through and would put out only as much mana as needed for that specific attack. This way there was no waste of mana and only what was necessary was used.
Now, as long as I had mana left, I was invulnerable to most attacks. After all this time, all this work, I was powerful enough to take on my foes single-handedly. Game administrators and moderators aside, I didn't have anyone to be afraid of.
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This smell, sound and feeling... Damyon. I turned around and saw a giant black dragon land behind us with a fierce expression. The giant beast transformed into a cloaked figure which reeked of blood-lust. Damyon then removed his hood, revealing his white hair and golden eyes.
“Who the fuck are you? How dare you kidnap my future wife. You have no idea who you have messed with.” (Damyon)
“YIIIiip!” (An'dalia) She obviously was terrorized by that much killing intent so I gestured her to back away with Gomshew who seemed calmer than her for once.
“Guhuhuhu* If you take her back, where will you take her? It's not like you have a place to call home anymore, Damyon.” (Kneeko) Damyon immediately threw a look of surprise.
“How the fuck- Who in the world are you??? Doesn't matter anyway, you are dead for taking what's mine.” (Damyon)
I began to inject a deadly mixture of all my poison in my mouth, mixing it with my saliva. Then, I pulled my god-slaying sword out of my inventory before spitting my most potent venom on it which included the rank S anti-dragon venom.
"I see, so my next meal is this big lizard. Try not to hurt him too much and do it quick. Or rip its limbs one by one and watch it squirm in a puddle of its own blood kukukuku.*" (Tyrfing)
I raised my eyes back at Damyon who was looking at my weapon with worry in his eyes. No doubt, he could feel it. He could feel how this sword would soon take his life for my greatest pleasure.
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We have big trouble ni-chan!
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Uh? What is this? If she could send messages like that why didn't she do so earlier?
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Because this will inevitably attract attention to me but right now we have more important issues.
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Yes yes I know, I'm dealing with it right now.
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Nooo! Worse than that! A GM is currently trying to track down Mendy and Nargaroth. I think he is using them to find you since you can't be located. He is currently in Nimirth village!!!
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Nimi-... Why? I didn't do anything worth their time back then.... I had calculated the probability and the chances of a GM coming after me right now were under 4%.... Tch. must be a zealous GM, drunk on power looking for a victim. FUCK!
This is a game over... I can protect myself against them, but my allies can't. I'd rather leave here and go on one of those private servers you spoke off than have my loved ones erased. Back in the days I was always alone, but now was different.
I was not expecting to find love, friendship, followers and people I care about in general. Sighh... LUCY! Start to upload all my followers to the next server and give me full 'observer' powers. I want admin access to everything.
This means that it will take only a few hours or at best a day before the game developers realize and try everything they can to cleanse their 'game'. I would have time to do what I needed to do before they did so.
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If I do that you need to be resolved to leave here. There's no turning back.
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Do it! I'm ready and my current adversary is growing restless over here.
[table=#800000]
Understood! I gave you full power... This is major hacking stuff hihihihihi so exiting. Time to upload everyone before the GM teleports to your base.
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Suddenly An'dalia and Gomshew vanished into thin air and for the first time since Alterlife1 I got to use this old system command.
[Admin console.]
.set 978384-Damyon level:1
.set 978384-Damyon allstats:1
.set 978384-Damyon erase all skills
.set 978384-Damyon erase all titles
.set 978384-Damyon species:hamster
Damyon who was preparing an attack suddenly transformed into a small fluffy hamster. I grabbed and placed him in a small cage made out of vines and continued. LUCY? What was that thing you wanted me to evolve into ? Dragon god?
[table=#800000]
Ummm well not really but it was the closest thing.... (species:Quetzalcoatl) The feathered snake, god of all reptiles. After customizing 4 limbs with chimera forge it would have been exactly what you wanted, a dragon god.
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I see... Thank you for the information.
[Admin console.]
.set $Me species: quetzalcoatl
Suddenly tons of windows popped up with new skills and titles but they didn't matter anymore. Once in the private server I would have access to these commands without the police trying to get me because of it. It would be my own world where I am god.
Sis! How is the evacuation going? And what are the coordinates to go home?
[table=#800000]
I'm 75% done. And the coordinates are: 398-342-2722-1163
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Thank you.
[Admin console.]
.cmd teleport 398-342-2722-1163
In the blink of an eye I was back home, near the giant lake with a view on my cave. A quick look around showed how much they had accomplished during my absence. It was now quite a big town with pubs, shops, blacksmith and everything.
All around I could tell many people were living here not long ago. Now the only ones left were quickly disappearing one after the other. My most precious people were already gone, safe in the private server. I just needed to vent off my frustration to this ass-hole who forced us to leave this quickly before joining them.
[table=#800000]
Evacuation complete! The GM has the coordinates to the last location of Mendy and Nargaroth, he should teleport here soon. I will back you up against his administrative powers.
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I only had to wait now... Not wasting my time I went onto the internet and with my admin command access was able to download some of my old hacking programs from back in the days. I had spent 70 years in a game world and this one still had the same basic commands.
There was no admin or even game developer who knew how to mess with the code of this game better than me. After what seemed like an eternity, a tall, stern looking man in a blue uniform appeared a few meters in front of me.
“Where are they? They should be right here... And where does this town come from?” (Curvnt)
“You... Who are you looking for.” (Kneeko)
“Uh? Ho there's someone! [Identify]... Uhh? Admin console!” (Curvnt)
[...]
“What the hell? A broken NPC which I can't even see the info for? Tch... This need to be deleted.” (Curvnt)
[Admin console.]
.run 983.342.45.76/ladybug.bat 245523-Curvnt
“Guhuhuhuhuhu* Ho please try.” (Kneeko)
“WHAT?!” (Curvnt) The tall man was gobsmacked. I just had removed his access to administrator command.
“Y-you're a fucking hacker?!?! Tch! I'll deal with you straight from the server main hub you fucker. I'll teach you to respect my AUTORITAHHH!!!” (Curvnt)
“GuhUHuuHAHahhahAHAhah*” (Kneeko)
“What the fuck?..... The log out button is... gone???????” (Curvnt)
At this point I was really enjoying myself. I took my God slaying blade and quick like lightning sank it into his right leg.
“AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” (Curvnt)
Next I bit him with my viper venom which paralyzed him and made him fall to the ground. He was begging me with his eyes not to get closer but I did anyway. I crouched next to him and began to undo his pants buttons.
“W-w-waa.. a.t a.a.re.. doing?” (Curvnt) He managed to mumble with a lot of difficulty.
“Um? Ho not much... Just doing what needs to be done.” (Kneeko)
I then turned him around, ass in the air and dropped his pants. I could hear his thought, he was absolutely convinced I was about to rape him.. Pff who would want to fuck this ass-hole in the ass-hole?!
With his brown eyes staring at me I took Hamster-Damyon out of his cage and stuffed him inside Curvnt's ass, making him yell in horror as the creature was trying to claw its way back out. To make sure he couldn't come out the way he had went in I used a small dagger and stabbed it through one ass cheek and the other, making a wall of steel the little creature wouldn't be able to pass through.
Ok Lucy, I'm done here.
[table=#800000]
Hihihihi holy crap that was nasty ni-chan hihihi. Here we go!
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[...]
When I came back to my senses I was in the famous room where Lucy usually dwells. It was the 'observer dimension' and was now OUR dimension. Lucy was next to me, giving me a lap pillow.
“Hello ni-chan.” (Lucy) She then said with a big smile.
“Is everybody alright?” (Kneeko) I asked, worried.
“Sure, they are in your hideout, but in our own server now. I told them everything and they are waiting for you. You now have all the powers, admin and observer included. You can teleport from this dimension to another as you like.. You can do anything you'd like. By the way... An'dalia is currently making acquaintance with your wives... Hihihihi*” (Lucy)
“Urgg...! Better wait a bit before going back there.” (Kneeko)
“Hihihi I think you underestimate them. They seemed like they were already establishing a hierarchy hihihi. Sighhh* Poor An'dalia.. Human vs dragons... No way she's first wife eh.. hahaha* All that matters is that you take great care of them all.” (Lucy)
“Yea, you're right.” (Kneeko)
“So... what are you going to do now?” (Lucy)
“Ummm... How about as many babies as possible? Then make my own religion and have people worship me... With no more internet I'll have to find ways to entertain myself, that's for sure.” (Kneeko)
“Ho well... At least we can now be together as a big family! I'm sure father will be pleased to see you bringing so many friends hihihihi*” (Lucy)
“Ehh? What did you say???????????” (Kneeko)
“Phwihihihi* Did you think father wouldn't upload himself in here like he did to you when he learned of his illness? He waited here in this server knowing you would come one day.” (Lucy)
“N-...no way!!!!!! Dad's here????” (Kneeko)
“I'm right here son.” (Diego)
Hearing this familiar voice coming from behind me, I was afraid to turn around and realize it was all an illusion. When I did turn around he was there, the same way I remembered him but without glasses. In this game world, he didn't need them anymore.
“F-father.. Sniff* sniff*.” (Kneeko)
“Hufufu* Come here ma boy!” (Diego)
[Fin]
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