"Right I'm going to change my gender back to normal!” Eden proclaimed in front of Alexandra and Viv.

Looking slightly stunned Alexandra dripped some of the water she was drinking from her mouth and Viv raised an eyebrow at Eden. Right now they had rented out a room to use in a tavern so they were not disturbed.

“What do you mean by that?” Alexandra asked, his words confused her at the very least. From what she remembered Eden at some point turned into a female and then turned back to normal while she and Viv weren't looking. What the problem was something she did not understand.

“Eden are you having another delusion about your gender again?” Viv asked as well thinking the same thing as Alexandra.

“No!” Eden shouted, “As long as I change my gender, all those guys hitting on me will stop!”

“I don't think that will ever stop” Viv replied with Alexandra nodding while grinning. Angered Eden shouted, “Don't you two understand what I'm talking about?! Just last week several lolicons tried to pick you up!”

Alexandra looked interested in Viv and then asked, “Did the really happen?” fully intending to listen in on this interesting thing. Viv looked up at Alexandra and then asked, “Didn't a couple of guys also do that to you?”

“Wait when did this happen?” Eden now asked as well.

Alexandra let out a giggle and then said, “Don't worry, I wasn't the target that time, it was you. Plus they were the super macho type as well.”

Eden vomited a bit of blood daring to think about it. He with the last bits of strength muttered, “Please...never mention that again.”

Patting him on the back, Alexandra said, “Don't worry...you know that I will only do so to entertain myself.”

“....”

Eden was having a lot of thoughts on their marriage. It had only been a year since they finally got together and it was something that he rather not remember as thinking back there was a string of stupid mistakes everywhere.

“What are you thinking now” Alexandra asked wondering what was with the expression on his face.

“Considering the state of our marriage...”

“Hahaha, no need to worry. I think only you can withstand my 'playing' without breaking” she said with a grin.

“That is something I'm not happy about...” Eden muttered a bit red. He had to remember what Alexandra was doing to him before...

“Can you two stop flirting and get back to the point” Viv said in a cold voice as if to say 'All you riajuus can just die!'

“R-Right...!” Eden replied along with Alexandra at the same time. Eden took out a book and opened it on a page and said, “According to this, there are more genders besides male, female and neutral.”

“So...this is somehow help you?” Alexandra asked not sure what was the point.

“The point is that I can change my gender to be something other than my current one!” Eden said excited to be rid of this troublesome gender called 'Hideyoshi'. Due this gender not only do other people aside from Alexandra and Viv strangely enough think he was female, his charm increased to an extremely high level and furthermore there was this strange light whenever certain parts were revealed.

This made it difficult even for him when Alexandra strips him all of a sudden sometimes....though he rather not remember those times at all.

“Anyway I made a couple of these spells since for some reason I can't learn the spell not matter how many times I try to recreate it using 'All Creation'” he continued to say, “I have ten tries since I ran out of resources to make these spell papers.”

Eden took out ten strips of paper with a magic circle drawn on them.

“Let's try it this time...the effects are random unfortunately” he said a bit cautious.

“Umm...” both Alexandra and Viv looked worried as if they knew this was a bad idea.

“Anyway gender transformation!” he said letting the strip of paper to glow and send out lots of smoke everywhere as he changed him.

Poof!

“Cough cough, what happened?” Alexandra asked fanning away the smoke to see what happened to Eden. Did it actually work?

Gender has changed to: Meatbun

"What is this soft texture my skin turned to?"

“E....Eden....?” Alexandra muttered in disbelief. Viv was so shocked that his jaw dropped to the ground and was staring at Eden as well.

“So, what do I look like now?” Eden asked though Alexandra was about to burst out laughing and Viv was now starting to giggle as well. Frowning, Eden looked down and noticed that his waist was awfully round...and wide.

“Give me a mirror” he said immediately to the two wanting to know what the hell happened.

“BUHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!” Alexandra started rolling on the floor unable to breath due to too much laughing each time she saw Eden.

“Whaaaaaaaaa???” Eden screamed seeing himself in the mirror. He was...he was....he was....

“Eden, you are a meatbun” Viv said without mercy crushing Eden's soul into pieces. His appearance was like a mascot of a giant meatbun with a large body like one and thin and think stick like limbs that would normally be impossible to lift him up.

Furthermore his eyes were large and on the rest of his body as well...he didn't have a neck anymore and his mouth was where his stomach was which was very wide...

“....”

Eden took out another strip of paper before Alexandra decided it would be nice to 'eat' him.

“Gender Transformation!” he shouted again causing the smoke to appear and change his body once again.

Poof!

Gender has changed to: Big Breasted Futanari

“Cough cough...Eden would you change, that form was 'perfect'” Alexandra said mocking him but her jaws dropped when she saw Eden with the smoke clearing away.

“Why does my chest fill heavy?” he asked looking down to see that he couldn't see his feet again. Upon seeing this, Alexandra walked over and grabbed his chest...which were large and jiggling everywhere as he moved.

“Why are they larger than mine?!” Alexandra demanded in the most serious tone Eden had ever seen her with.

“Like I know!” Eden checked 'it' down there and noticed that he was a guy...with giant boobs now...

“Damn why are you a woman and with a larger chest than me” Alexandra shouted, “Change I will never...actually this feels quite nice” her expression changed to one who was having fun instead.

“Stop...fondling....me...” Eden could not help but to moan a few times which in turn made Alexandra more aggressive.

“What the hell is this?” Alexandra grinned continuing getting into it, “What size are you now? F? G? Or is it H? Damn I envy you!”

“Al...” Viv suddenly said, “I think you should check down there as well” pointing at a certain spot.

Looking at that spot, the grin on Alexandra's eyes began larger and her eyes sparkled with a dangerous light to Eden. She immediately grabbed 'it' which caused Eden to flinch and then whispered in his ear, “Now what do we have here you dirty-”

WHACK!

Viv hit Alexandra on the head and in a cold voice, “Leave your flirting where I can't see it.”

Even though she was hit by Viv then, Alexandra was in a good mood since her 'toy' suddenly upgraded into something better...with boobs as well!

“Right!” she said looking at Eden on the ground panting, “Eden's let's get to a private room and have some fun~”

However Eden had other ideas since he felt that something very dangerous was about to happen and as such he took another strip of the paper and shouted, “Gender Transformation!” causing smoke to appear in the room again as he transformed genders.

Poof!

Gender has changed to: Tentacle Monster

Suddenly Eden felt that the heavy weights disappeared from his chest...though there was a slight other problem here.

“Eden why did you change?! I want-what the heeeeeeell?!” Alexandra let out a short scream as something wrapped around her body and removed her armour one by one without her consent.

As the smoke cleared it was revealed that Eden was normal...except that his arms were replaced by tentacles now...and they were all around Alexandra forming into things that you would only see in certain places with 'Tentacle Rape' content.

“Umm....” Eden muttered with a red face, “I can't control these...”

“That's a problem now!” Alexandra shouted at Eden with all her armour removed and now having her clothes slowly being stripped off with those tentacles going at places where she would normally only allow him to without Viv looking at them.

“Viv...this is...” she looked at Viv and was a bit shocked that he made a half disgusted and half amused face on.

“Help me!” she shouted loudly. Seeing this Eden's tentacle arms quickly moved into her mouth and started...doing things.

“Viv, take one of the strips and use it on me!” Eden said quickly seeing how this will go...if Alexandra gets addicted to this then...he would be the victim in the end. Moving quickly Viv dodged the tentacles and removed one of the strip and shouted, “Gender Transformation!” and used it on Eden.

Poof!

Gender has changed to: Head-Genitals Swap

The tentacles that were 'restraining' Alexandra disappeared and she was dropped to the ground panting a bit.

“I can't breathhhhhhhh!” Eden shouted though he sounded like it was muffled by a piece of cloth.

“Eden...?” Viv asked instead of Alexandra who was not paying much attention right now. As the smoke cleared it was made apparent what changed this time...

“Oh dear~” said Alexandra in a fake shy manner.

“Damnit use the spell againnnnnn!!!” Eden shouted from his trousers.

“Genital...I mean Gender Transformation...” Viv uttered using another strip of paper with the spell on it.

Poof!

Gender has changed to: Self Roasting Clam

“What the hell is this?!” Eden screamed the moment the spell changed him again, “I'm...Cooking!”

“Buhahahahahhahahaa!” Alexandra started laughing again seeing Eden when the smoke disappeared.

Instead of his body there was a large shell in the room now and he was inside it with something heating up. Hence the name self roasting clam as he was literally being cooked here right now. Unable to bare it any longer, he shouted, “Viv! Hurry up and change me again!”

“....”

However there was no response from Viv and Alexandra as well. While Alexandra was rolling on the floor laughing again, Viv was trying to restrain himself from doing the same as well. The scene of Eden being trapped in a shell and was cooking was too funny to bear.

“Help me!” Eden screamed again.

“Hey Viv...buahahha...how long do you think until Eden is ready to eat?” Alexandra jokingly said. Howeve Viv was serious and answered, “Another couple of minutes at this rate. He will be ready when he stops screaming.”

“Now is not the time for jokes!” Eden screamed yet again.

“I was being serious though” Viv answered seriously without any remorse of his words.

“....”

There was a brief silence and then Eden shouted, “Alexandra! I don't want to be cooked and eaten by Viv! Heeeeeeeelp!” he plead to Alexandra of all things.

“Right, Gender Transformation!” said Alexandra using one of the strips of paper again.

Poof.

Gender has changed to: Erotic Lamb

“What the hell is this?!” said Eden looking at himself. While he was no longer roasting in a shell, he was quite disturbed to see that his hands were replaced by these large...fluffy mat like things...and that his chest was being covered by a strip of thin white wool. And...that he had horns and only a but more white wool to cover his privates down there as well...

“Ha...ha....ha...” Alexandra seeing Eden looked at him greedily. For some reason she started acting this way when she saw Eden after the smoke cleared.

“Haaaaaaaa!!!” Alexandra leaped on him and started 'attacking' him all of a sudden with hearts on her eyes like she was processed.

“What the hell is going on?!” Eden screamed in fear right now. Viv then commented seeing what was happening and said, “I seems that Alexandra is under the 'charm' status right now...if not for my resistance to such things I would be on you as well....” in a sad tone like he was missing something out.

“Damnit!” Eden tried pushing Alexandra off but with her strength stat it was an impossible thing to do no matter what.

“Where are you licking me?!” Eden shouted noticing that something wet was rubbing against his skin at certain places. He looked over to Viv for help but found him in a state of resisting the 'charm' status that Alexandra was under.

Viv was slowly moving to him with the same eyes that Alexandra had.

“Tch!” Eden took one of the paper strip while Alexandra was still licking him and shouted, “Gender Transformation!”

Poof.

Gender has changed to: Rare Herb

“....”

Eden looked a bit stunned at the message in front of him. It was not something that he expected at all.

“Yuck! Bitter!” said Alexandra while coming back to her senses. He rubbed her hands quickly on her tongue and got off Eden. Meanwhile Viv was glowing seeing what Eden had become.

Eden also looked at himself. Instead of being flesh and blood he was more...tree than that. His arms, legs and the rest of his body were covered and vines and flowers but underneath he knew that there was some human form somewhere.

“What happened to me?” he wondered.

“I'll tell you what happened” Viv said with his eyes glittering, “You have become my new best friend. No offence Al.”

“A lot taken and why?” asked Alexandra while determining what was with his sudden change to Viv's attitude to Eden.

“Because...” Viv stared at the single flower that bloomed at the centre of his chest, “That over there is an extremely rare and extremely valuable flower in which is almost extinct and is considered...legendary to find.”

“Why do I feel like something bad is about to happen?” Eden asked knowing what this will probably lead to.

“The only problem is that when I pluck that flower” Viv drew closer to Eden, “You will die almost instantly or in a few seconds. One or the other.”

“Okay then” Eden nodded, “Not going to let you do that.”

“....”

“....”

The two stared at each other and then at the moment Eden moved to snatch one of the strips of paper left, Viv moved to pluck the flower off Eden which will ultimately cause his death. When Viv was about to touch the flower and thus harvest it, Eden who already had the strip of paper shouted, “Gender Transformation!”

Poof.

Gender has changed to: Eternal Loli

BANG!

Viv charging into Eden knocked both of them to the wall as the smoke came and went. When it all cleared, Eden noticed that everything was suddenly a lot bigger than he remembered a few moments ago.

His arms and legs were shorter as well and he saw Alexandra looking at him strangely....

“Don't tell me...”

“Kyaaaaaaa!” Alexandra let out that girlish scream which was unlike her completely and then raised Eden into the air easily while almost glowingly smiling at him.

“Pu me dwn!” Now that he shouted he noticed that his voice was a lot higher pitch and also not as solid as he remember as if he was stuttering on some words...like a child.

“So cute~!!!” Alexandra wrapped herself around Eden's body and nearly crushed him using her massive strength by accident.

“Lut me go!” he shouted again but that only caused Alexandra to rub her cheek on his rapidly. When Viv came over all he did was pat Eden on the head as well which was a strange feeling like everything was going calm....

His face relax for a second but then Alexandra said, “This is perfect! A cute Eden to be with!”

Suddenly Eden realised if he stayed like this he would be treated like a child for the rest of his days and those days would be very long to him. The thought of Alexandra and Viv together taking care and doting on him was horrifying to him at the very least.

He got the sudden strength to break through Alexandra's grip and ran, tripped and rolled his way to the strip of paper all while Alexandra looked at him with glowing eyes forgetting that if he got there then the 'cute' him would disappear.

“Gendar Transfomaton!” he shouted with his undeveloped mouth.

Poof.

Gender has changed to: Man Face Baby

“You got to be kidding me...” he muttered as he realised his limbs somehow got even shorter.

As the smoke disappeared, the originally happy expression on Alexandra's face turned into disgust.

“What kind of...thing is this?” she asked drawing her sword to finish Eden off now while she still could.

“Wait!” Eden shouted, “What the hell happened to me?!”

Viv could only comment with, “Normal face on baby.”

“....”

“Hurry up and kill me now!” he shouted realising the terror of what he was now.

“Roger that! Sword-” Alexandra was about to use her skill here but Viv jumped on her arm and said quickly, “If you cause damage here, we have to pay for it! Besides we have one more of those strips of paper to change Eden again!”

“....”

Alexandra in the quickest he had ever seen her took the strip of paper and then used it on him, “Gender Transformation!”

Poof.

Gender has changed to: Male Alexandra

Feeling that his limbs were back to normal, Eden stood up as the smoke disappeared and then noticed the gasping faces of both Alexandra and Viv again. He sighed and asked, “What happened now?”

“Well...” Alexandra with a mix of a blush and guilt, “You look like handsome!”

“Yeah you do!” Viv replied as well.

Eden was feeling positive right now and turned to look at the mirror. While in his normal clothes, he was a healthy looking and yet a bit thin young man with short black hair and a handsome face...that looked exactly like Alexandra's.

“.....”

Eden's eyes twitched a bit and he fell into despair banging on the floor.

“Damn! All of this to turn out as a male Alexandra!” he shouted almost crying. It was too sad...in the end he became a male copy of Alexandra. Even if he would become a male version of someone, it had to be one of her.

Being married to someone with the exact face was not something Eden enjoyed now did Alexandra as it seemed. More to the point he would see her every time he looked at himself now.

“What now....?” Viv asked not knowing what to say.

“No idea...” Eden was out of energy right now. His eyes looked at Alexandra and then fell back to the ground.

“Isn't there a way to change gender without using that spell? Like that gender changing potion you mentioned in the past” Alexandra said quickly trying to bring some hope to Eden.

“All gone” he said, “Plus I don't know the recipe nor anyone who can make one.”

The three pondered for a while thinking of a way out of this...

“If only...” Eden started saying, “there was a way...to chance all of this...”

[Thou have heard thy prayers]

“You got to be kidding me” Alexandra muttered seeing a...divine being descend onto the mortal plane.

Light brown hair that was even on both sides that reached the shoulder and was completely naked with that thin and delicate body that could be either male or female. Light mysteriously shone on the private parts as well...

[Thou am Hideyoshi, the God of all Hideyoshi]

“....”

Eden, Alexandra and Viv jaws if not attached to the rest of their faces would have dropped to the bottom of hell by now. A God...a God was here...

Just to make sure Alexandra took her sword and swung at it to which it mysteriously missed.

“Yep a God all right. Only one can cause me to miss like that” Alexandra comment with the Hideyoshi God nodded his(her) head. Turning his(her)head back to Eden it spoke.

[Thou have heard a prayer and thou shall receive!]

A flash of light occurred where Eden was standing and he started shouting in pain. He felt like his body was changing...into something familiar. When the light disappeared and Eden stood there...naked and back to normal.

Gender has changed to: Hideyoshi

Opening and closing his hands in front of him he remembered this feeling.

[Thou prayer have been granted]

Eden stared at the Hideyoshi God and it stared back at him. Two beings completely naked with mysterious light protecting certain areas on their body looked at each other and nodded. One disappeared back to where ever it came from and the other looked at Alexandra and Viv.

With a sigh Eden said, “Now I'm back to square one...”

“Please put something one” Viv said noticing that Eden was naked right now. Eden let out a laugh and said, “Why should I? This mysterious light always appears when ever I'm naked.”

“Actually...” Alexandra muttered blushing red really hard, “Ever since I took...we....the light no longer appears for me.

“....”

Realising the meaning of those words Eden and eventually Viv turned red as well as Eden shouted, “Damn! I need some pants here!”

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Author's Notes:

- This is an extra chapter of what I thought would happen if Eden tried to change his gender~

- This is also one of the reasons why chapter 10 took so long as well~