“Times up! Put your pens down.” Mrs Alhamid said.

Anthony stood up from his chair and pulled his pants down, showing off quite the incredible pair of Avengers boxers with my favourite Ironman on it.

“ANTHONY PENS! PENS! NOT PAAAANTS!” Mrs Alhamid screamed at him while obviously still looking at his junk. That sneaky woman.

Joe was clearly enjoying this as he was banging his head on the table repeatedly, clutching his stomach and laughing in quite a laugh that would be labelled by many as hideous and hilarious at the same time.

It was the end of the year examinations and we just sat through our final paper. The only time we would come back to school was to collect our results and find out if we're going to be promoted to the next year.

“Hey Jinx so how did you do??” Zack asked.

“The usual. Last minute mugging should've been enough to secure me my passes. And you? Going to top the class again??”

“Nahhh. Spent way too much time on Ragnarok this year.” He said.

Oh yeah. Looking back, 3 quarters of the year was spent on Ragnarok in real life. 3 marvelous years in RR...

“How about you Joe?”

“The usual. I'm going to fucking fail and appeal to the teacher.” He replied.

“And Anthony?”

We all looked over.

“FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT PULL UP YOUR PANTS ALREADY!” we all shouted at him in unison.

He chuckled and finally pulled up his pants.

“Ahhhhh. Now that was airy and relaxing.” He said.

“Too much info bro. But seriously how was the test?”

“I don't know man. I think the first half was alright but when they asked for the food pyramid I ain't got anything for them... I ended up drawing maybe about a hundred penises on the blank space where we were supposed to draw the pyramid.” He said.

“Andddd Mrs Alhamid is going to ask us why do we have such an obsession for penises.” Joe replied.

“Hey you're the one with the biggest obsession for them!” I said back.

“Wait why do we have an obsession with penises anyway?” Zack asked genuinely.

We all looked at each other. And shrugged.

“If you ain't obsessed with penises before then you ain't a guy I guess.” Joe said.

“Seconded.” Anthony said.

“This sounds stupid but actually makes a lot of sense. Thirded.” I said.

“Oh whatever. Let's head back to RR and take refuge in our mountain of penises in Rainbow Sacks. Fourthed.” Zack said.

All of us headed out of the classroom and towards the gate.

Someone familiar was standing beside the gate, waiting for us.

“Oohhhh someone's waiting here even though she doesn't have a paper today.” Joe chided.

“Shut up Joe. You ain't no better. I saw you with Macaroni the other day in the mall. You didn't tell them did you?” Horse retorted back sharply.

The three of us turned to him immediately, putting on our best “OH NO YOU DIDN'T” faces at him.

“OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!” We all said.

Joe looked at Horse and sighed.

“Your woman can't keep a secret for the better of humankind can she? Alright alright. Yes we exchanged contact numbers in RR and I met her at the mall. Turns out she's studying at a school near ours so I just asked her out.” He said.

“You JUST asked her out? You're sure??” Anthony asked with one of the highest raised eyebrows I've ever seen in my entire life. “No making out or whatever?”

“NOT EVERYONE IS YOU ANTHONY. It was just a casual meet up. She's a nice girl I might be going out with her more but nothing's confirmed yet. Unlike you Jinx.” Joe said.

“Hey stop pushing the subject to me whenever you have the chance.” I replied.

“Remember that cheesy proposal guys?” Zack added.

“Oh yeahhh. He put a copy of Draupnir on her and said something like 'Now you're mine. With Draupnir, anything that's mine cannot be taken away from me so I'm afraid you're stuck with me forever.' BLEAGGHHHHHH” Anthony splurted out, pretending to be puking by the end of the sentence.

Horse was no different in real life I assure you this much. She gave a well aimed kick to a well placed spot in between a man's legs that would cause so much pain and discomfort in the bladder region for long minutes afterwards that could shut any guy up. Yes. Everyone one of us had some sort of obsession with penises. Somehow it's just funny.

“Alright stop it already.” Horse said, blushing slightly.

I just loved how she blushed. Mrs Ice Queen, showing off her vulnerable side and it was because of me. Muahahaha. Honestly though I was so happy when she agreed to go out with me. It was shortly after Ragnarok ended and we were busy studying together for the year end examinations. We studied together alot, one thing led to another and strangely enough, I was with the girl of my dreams.

We had a good lunch together, discussing about the paper, about our lives and finally about RR.

“So guys wanna head back and check out what's happening in RR now? Things should've been finalised now.” Joe said.

“Mm. It's about time we went back after studying for so long. We have got a new job to do haven't we?” Zack said.

“Well everyone has an important job to do maybe except Anthony.” I said.

“HEY! My job's gonna be the most important. It's the most fun one anyway.” Anthony said, grinning from ear to ear because he really was excited about his future in RR. We all were.

We decided to head back home after lunch and dive into the capsule.

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“Yes.” I said after 1 month in real life, happy to be back in a familiar place.

Carnival was just as we'd left it but with one major difference. Rainbow sacks was now decorated with even more penis shaped buildings that were of even better designs than the previous ones. We had to abandon all the flying penis houses back in Asgard because they ran out of jet fuel. I teleported everyone back with dimension magic and we had to build the residences again, from square one.

Everyone helped this time, not just Herpes- I mean Hermes. And soon enough, Rainbow sacks had even more attitude and character than it already had in the past. We all met back at the castle and the elites were they, training their troops as usual.

The elites led the troops into the war during Ragnarok so we didn't see much of them then as we were gearing up for the gods. However, all of them made it till the end of the war safe and sound, albeit a few battle scar wounds on M1 and M2 which they were proud to don. Also, this made them recognisable and different from each other. M1 had a huge scar on his back while M2 had his on his right arm. Identical twins no longer.

They welcomed us with open arms literally except for Slick because he had no arms but besides that lame point, this was our family now in RR. We were as tight as (Yes you sickos it's as tight as something again) the most tight thing you could imagine and it was a great feeling. They were standing by for a grand ceremony, dressed in their best clothing which again for Slick was equivalent to no clothing (poor thing) and they were awaiting of course the Coronation ceremony which was meant for the BOTs. All of us.

Finally, the guest of honour appeared.

“MASTERRR!” All the elites shouted and jumped on him.

“Alright alright settle down I'm happy to see all of you as well.” Loki said.

He looked damn fine as well, dressed in red with golden plated linings and a crown no less. He was the only Norse god left in existence after all so who better to wear the crown after winning one of the greatest war history has ever known?

He looked at us and beckoned towards the balcony. Below us, all the residents of Carnival had already taken their seats, watching the whole ceremony take place before their eyes, prouder than ever to be a citizen of Carnival, a citizen of a small town which vanquished the land of the gods.

“PEOPLE! You all were there. You all have seen it happen. Now, you will see the rewards I bestow onto these talented individuals who helped us win the war. I assure you the rewards albeit extremely valuable, carry their own responsibilities as well. First, let's welcome Macaroni.”

Applause louder than thunder seemingly shook the foundation of the castle itself.

“Macaroni joined our ranks just before the fight so I've not seen her much. However, there was little doubt that she has been extremely useful in the fights and as such, she will now be known as the princess of Carnival!” Loki announced.

Everyone cheered because their town now had a cute princess and all the guys were especially happy and that made Soup have a sour look on his face.

“Next, for being a supporting character who has stuck beside the BOTs for so long, because the BOTs now need to move on to something even more important, Longbean is now, effective immediately, the mayor of this town and will oversee everything that this town requires. Greet your new mayor everybody!” Loki announced.

Longbean's shocked face was as priceless as his fuckface and everyone applauded the priceless face as well as the announcement.

“Xantos, will now be my personal pet and evolve from a greater roc to a legendary roc. A status that can only be achieved if a true god takes custody of a roc. Up till date there were no such rocs because most gods preferred to use horses or dragons but no. For Xantos, I will make sure this happens for her.”

Xantos flew to Loki and nuzzled his cheek, happy that she has been promoted to the highest class of her species that they could go to.

“Next. For Horse, who has fought so valiantly and died fighting Genesis, she shall be taking over Sigyn's role as my wife!” Loki announced.

“WHAT?!” I shouted.

“WHAT?!” She shouted even louder.

“I'M JOKING!!!!!” Loki shouted the loudest.

“Hahaha just kidding. Horse will be taking over Sigyn's role but as a Norse god. I understand that Sigyn has already left behind her godly powers with Horse already so she would know as well. She has been given godlike abilities which require some responsibility. I plan to revive our Norse god lineage and Horse will take over Sigyn's role. As a tactician and combatant at the same time.”

Everyone cheered and even Horse was surprised over what she was getting. It was technically an invitation to become a Norse god in the game already.

“For Soup, who has taken revenge for his fallen master, Fenrir, so valiently, I concur to you the same offer I made Horse. You are to take over Fenrir's place as the Alpha wolf of the Norse Gods. You will have to take over Fenrir's place as our front line, irreplacable tank and brawler.”

“For Beathoven, you too will replace Hel. You will become the new owner of Eljuonir Castle. You will become the new icon for death in the ranks of the Norse Gods. You will take over your master's previous position and be known as the lady of the afterlife.”

“HAHAHAHAHA LADY.” Everyone laughed.

“Shut up. I don't really mind though. It's to honour my master.” Beathoven said..

“For Jinx, you too will replace Jormungandr. You will take over his title as the world serpent, to be the icon signifying the power of all Ouroboros. You will be tasked to watch over the entire world. You will also become part of us.”

“Lastly, for Breadtalk who has so selflessly sacrificed himself during the war to shapeshift himself to me and challenge Genesis to a Game On battle, knowing that he would most likely lose but could save me in the process. You cannot take over me because I am still alive and kicking but because I am still alive and kicking only because of you, I'll change history for you. From now on, you are your own new Norse god. Your god name will not change because your name is too awesome for change. Breadtalk. You are hereby known as the symbol of Retardedness. You won't be a trickster like me because you're something far more powerful. You are, the Norse god of, Retards.” Loki announced.

“HELLYEAHHHHHHHH!” The whole audience went crazy. All they've wanted was to see what Breadtalk would get and Loki didn't disappoint. I mean a norse god of retardedness? LOL. We all had iconic traits and strengths but it looks like Breadtalk's one was the most popular.

“I would like to thank the city of Carnival which has supported us with an army during the war by protecting this place using my name and power until the day I cease to exist should the day come. This will always be the place I will bless with the most of my powers. I wish you all all the best for all future endeavours and I promise you. The new norse gods and I will always visit this place frequently. We will make this our home.” Loki ended off his speech.

Fireworks went off, the citizens of Carnival started partying in the castle like there was no tomorrow and all of us retreated to Loki's room in the castle where we had our final debrief.

“So.... This is what I've planned for all of you. I hope you will be able to accept this reward but it is also a responsibility.” Loki said.

“What are we responsible for?” Soup asked.

“You will be given a shapeshift spell I will give to you all personally. It will turn you all into the embodiments of your former masters. Once you activate the skill, Soup will turn into the giant wolf Fenrir was, Beathoven will turn into Hel so yes you'll get her vagina and boobs and everything. Horse will look exactly like Sigyn, Jinx will become a fucking gigantic snake and Breadtalk will just look like whatever he wants to because he already has the shapreshift spell at godlike level.”

“Also, you have to take over your master's duties. That includes taking in and raising a disciple. You may do it yourself or we can do it together, choose a group and train them up together like the way we did for you. We still need to find disciples to take over us because Ragnarok may be over but we have changed fate. We will have more battles to fight.”

“What do you mean? I asked.

“In Ragnarok, all the norse gods are supposed to die. Those who didn't would be sent to a place to live in peace for the rest of their lives meaning their impact on the world would be reduced to zero. However, I'm supposed to die but I didn't. Breadtalk changed the impossible. He saved me. During the switch, he altered the path of fate. Now, I am still in the world running around making an impact. We are not the only gods around you know. There are Egyptian gods, Greek gods and even modern gods in our midst. They are all going to fight for supremacy because religion is basically about 'My god has a larger dick than your god' so this isn't the end. We'll need to involve norse gods in the fight as well. That's where you all come in as inheritors of your master's duties. We all have to fight to become the only gods in existence. Only then can we truly relax, enjoy peace and shape this world into the way we want it to be.”

“Every town becoming another Carnival?” Breadtalk added.

“If that is what you all want. If we ultimately prevail and become the only gods left in existence of RR. Yes. We can make that happen.” Loki answered.

We looked at each other. The 5 of us were going to become gods. We needed to raise our own disciples in order to prepare for yet another battle. This time not amongst norse gods but with other gods. It looks like RR isn't ending for us just yet. The developers as sure as hell did a good job with the game system. There were still fights to be won, wars to be conquered. But the most important thing of all, more fun to be had. Even here right now as a huge party was starting in Carnival just for us.

Breadtalk took his leave first by shapeshifting into a giant literal dickhead and jumping off into the crowd below.

Soup ran after him and morphed into his alpha wolf form because he really digged that shit.

Beathoven decided to act all badass and metamorphosized himself first before flying down gracefully with his cloak flowing gently along with the wind.

I took Horse's hand and used the stairs. I preferred to slowly enjoy my time with her. I thought our time in RR was ending with the conclusion of Ragnarok but i was wrong. Ragnarok might be over but we sure as hell weren't. The BOTs will always, always find more stuff to do and be absolutely retarded in the process of doing it.

.THE END.

Author's note: And this is it guys. This is finally it. After 43 chapters and one prologue, Ragnarok is done. I started this journey at first for fun, interest and curiosity but I could only end this because of the support from my readers. Everytime I see a new comment and a new review saying good work, I want to write more to finish this story for you all. Because I for one cannot stand uncompleted stuff. It's like robbing you of a climax and I did not want that.

Now, I want to make a few acknowledgements because without these people, this story could not have happened.

The BOTS in real life – These are the people the story is about. Mainly, Soup, Beathoven, Breadtalk, Genesis, MidandFeed, FireFireFire, Maxmystical. All of them are amazing, funny and retarded people. This is my main inspiration for my story, my group of friends which will last forever.

My readers – You all are the only reason I completed this story. I used to think people saying like “Oh my fans are what I do this for” are saying complete and utter bullshit just to garner likes and adoration but I couldn't be more wrong. There is no doubt that I could only have done this with your helpful comments and generous reviews. It is added motivation every single time I post a new chapter.

The administrators of Royalroadl.com – These people are so awesome omg. The face that they revamped this entire site and still managed to get the forums working properly within 3 working days is astounding. Without them none of this would be possible so to the admins like Wing, Curvinho, KanadaJ and so much more of them, please continue giving your love to them because this site is fruit of all of their efforts.

Horse – She isn't part of the BOTs but the romantic parts of this story, the few that actually existed, are actually also based on real life. Breadtalk trolled her, I liked her and it was such a good and funny story I need to credit this to her for being so sporting and not making a fuss out of it. We aren't together in real life though this last chapter those parts were the only fictional parts of the story ): (Sorry if there's any HorsexJinx fans out there. At least you'll like this story :P)

Alright now that's all the people I want to thank. This story as you realise does allow for a continuation if I want to write it but I'll be running short of time as college is starting soon... I don't know if I'll be able to manage my time well enough to continue writing (College in Singapore is very, very busy and studious. Fuck I wanna go overseas to study but I don't have the $$$). As such, I cannot promise that I'll be writing the second season but if enough of you encourage me to, who knows right?

Now that I've shared a very important part of my life to all you readers out there I would like to request, if possible, that you all do something fun for me in return :P please please please leave a comment if you finish reading this finale and tell me your honest opinions.(Guests with no accounts please consider creating an account just to comment for me pleaseeeee. It will only take 5 minutes.) The negative ones can be here in this forum while the positive ones will be in the review page HAHAHA KIDDING. But honestly please do leave your comments here about what you like,what you don't, what you enjoyed the most, do you like BreadtalkxHorse or HorsexJinx more etc. ANYTHING. Anything you want to share with me is also fine. I just want to have more interaction with my readers as this comes to a close.

Please I want to see what you readers like which will help me alot if I choose to continue season 2. Also, to make it fun, I would like to request that you end off the comment with one quote from the entire story, one quote that you loved the most. It could be “Penis.” or “Rainbow Sacks” or “Breadtalk when you recited that stupid poem how much did Loki give you?” etc.

It's been a pleasure guys. And this is me signing off.

With lots and lots and lots of retarded love,

Jinx.