It was a sight to behold.

Well basically I was looking at ice creams, fried chickens, chocolate bars, donuts, a bowl of rice, pizza, pasta, some chinese dumplings, a cup of tea, a huge cup of soft drinks like the sort they serve in a cinema, some pork rib soup and even a huge bowl of oranges.

No I wasn't looking at a table full of food that Breadtalk had prepared for us. I was looking at the East spine.

The gateway to the East spine were traditional doors which were made out of chocolate bars. The walls surrounding the East spine were vanilla coated with strawberries for I don't know what reason.

Just taking a quick peek at the surroundings, I could see that the main details were still there. There was a magic wand symbol at the top of the building which clearly signified that it was the Intelligence guild. However it did not help that the whole building was shaped to be a bowl of ice cream sundae and the magic wand that stuck out of the top of the building served as a decor like a waffle stick on top of the sundae.

There was even a church which we could only tell was a church because Breadtalk made a crucifix at the top of a typical chinese dumpling and I swear on that crucifix it looked like there was a gingerbread man that looked uncannily like Loki.

There were even decorations such as candy canes lining up the paths of the town and even though it looked absolutely insane, it actually gave a pretty joyful vibe. I guess food really does make people happier even if you're just looking at it.

That was until I saw the statue Breadtalk made for us. It was made up entirely out of food. I had hershey kisses for my eyes, a banana for my nose, gummy worms for lips and the only reason why I could tell that was me because the statue was named “Founders Of Carnival” and “Jinx” was printed just below where I was standing, along with the other 3 and we looked absolutely horrible.

All in all, this spine would no doubt amplify the ridiculous design Carnival already had and skyrocket the insanity level of this place. I would be willing to bet that if there was another town anywhere in the world or even in the RR world like this I would chop off my penis which apparently was a redondo biscuit in Breadtalk's sculpture.

There was one building that really caught my eye though for some inappropriate reason. It was made up of a donut standing on its side vertically and an ice cream cone sticking through the hole of the donut.

“Breadtalk... What is with the building that looks like an ice cream penetrating the donut?...” I managed to ask, first to break the silence.

“Oh thats the building I call Icenut. Ice-cream and Do-nut you know. Icenut.”

“No. Nuts being part of the name does not help in the imagery portrayed here. I heard of porn, animal porn, child porn, and maybe even god help me inanimate object porn but even though instagram has many hashtags of food porn, i'm 100% sure this is not how its supposed to look like.”

“Chillaxxx. Get it? Chillax once you see ICEnuts? Okay nevermind sorry that was bad even for me. That building is a cafe.”

“You mean the whole place is a cafe.” Slick added.

“Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Super gay, Ultra gay, Fucking Gay, Hamburgay.” Soup recited while pointing to a different building each time while saying the word gay and obviously the last building was.. I don't need to tell you that right?

“Were you hungry after not eating Jinx's food last night and that's why you built this city like this?..” Fuzzy asked.

“NO WONDER I THOUGHT FOOD WAS A GOOD IDEA! Actually I think you may be right!”

“Holy shit M1.”

“At least there's no building shaped after that I can see anywhere near here M2.”

“Wait where's Beathoven?” Xantos asked.

We all looked around and we saw him. Beathoven was running towards all the buildings that looked like chocolate and biting pieces off the buildings.

Oh crap.

Beathoven was quite an ordinary student but when it came to chocolate... That's where most of his funny moments came from. Beathoven loved his music, his games, his friends but I doubt that there's anything in the world he loved more than chocolate. Once, my friend bought a cadbury chocolate bar and accidentally dropped it in school from the third floor and it landed in a tree. Beathoven tried to climb the tree but unfortunately it was quite smooth and steep. The next day, the tree was cut down by someone over night. If I had to bet my entire fortune on something, I would bet that the person who cut down that tree was the one chewing piece after piece off the buildings screaming like an excited little girl who met one direction for the first time.

“MY BUILDINGS! NEINNNNNNNN!”

Breadtalk pulled out a weapon. There was no doubt about it. After building a city like this, even an idiot would be able to guess how much Loki gave him for his Loki's Entourage buff. A weapon i've never even come close to guessing would be the top weapon in Loki's armoury came out. Breadtalk pointed that weapon at Beathoven.

“KOO KOO BIRD!”

Beathoven vanished and a chicken took its place.

“Cockadoodlekooooooo!”

“HAHAHAHA A CHICKEN IS FUNNY ENOUGH BUT IT'S STILL EATING THE CHOCOLATE HAHAHAHAHA” I snorted.

“KFC!” Breadtalk said while pointing the same weapon at Beathoven.

A red beam emerged from the eyes of the weapon and met with Beathoven.

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!”

We were too shocked to even laugh.

Breadtalk's name turned red above his head.

There was nothing left where Beathoven was except... A fried chicken.

“WHAT THE FUCK MAN?”

“What? KFC. Kill Fucking Chicken!”

“NOT THE SKILL YOU MORON. WHY KILL HIM?”

“He was eating my buildings! Besides I was kinda interested to find out what this weapon does after Loki instructed me on how to use it... I didn't know it would kill him instantly!”

Hold on a minute.....

In RR, if you killed somebody, you would get a murderer's mark and if someone kills the one with a murderer's mark, his fame would increase, he would get a decent amount of EXP, and he would even get some items. I weighed my option. In real life I have been tempted to slap Breadtalk so many, so many fucking times I knew if i didn't do it now I would regret it for life.

I used mana manipulation and a huge hand rose out from the earth.

Slap

Breadtalk was sent flying through the air and I used all the mana in my Ouroboros seal to conjour up the most advanced skill I have learnt so far from my master.

“Poison Torrent.”

A dark whirlpool appeared and caught Breadtalk in mid-air. He was trapped inside and all I could hear was “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUU!”

Suddenly, everyone around me realised what I was doing and did what true friends were supposed to do.

“I WANT THE LAST HIT!”

Everyone used their most painful one hit spell into the torrent and immediately, the whirlpool vanished, leaving nothing behind.

Then I received a notification box.

You have levelled up!

You have levelled up!

Fame +100

Everyone looked at me.

“What?”

“We saw the level up light glow around you. You got the last hit. DAMNNNNNN.”

Just then we received notifications from our cell phones connected to the capsules. I decided to reply there.

Zack: FUCK I can't log in for the next 24 hours.

Anthony : LOL! Same here.

Jinx : It's been awhile since we hung out in real life... Let's just do it Soup.

Joe : Yea sure. The mall as per usual?

Jinx : 6pm! Don't be late.

Anthony : Yes mummmmmm.

“Elites, please look after and guard the town for awhile. We will be back in one, no I mean four days. During this time feel free to do what you want and Hermes, please restore the parts Beathoven has eaten away and start building the residences, finish touching up the town. We will see you in 4 days time.”

Phew almost forgot time passes 4 times as fast inside here.

Soup and I logged off and I took a nice long shower. It had been only about 44 days in game. In the 44 days alone, we were about level 100 which isn't something to be proud of most people reach level 100 in like 20-30 days. However we were building a fucking gigantic kickass awesome sunnavabeech city. It had been 11 days in real life and there were still about 30 days of holidays left before school reopened. Alas eating in real life was different from eating in RR of course. Virtual reality was awesome but deep down inside, you always know that reality is waiting for you.

I took a bus to the mall and arrived at 6pm sharp. Zack obviously reached earlier than me seeing that he should've prepared first since he died. Soup texted us that he was on the way and I assumed Anthony wouldn't have even left his house yet.

Sure enough Joe reached in about 10 minutes and we talked about the game. We were so fun loving and retarded that even though we talk about nothing but the game while we were playing it, we were also talking about the game when we were not playing it.

Time passed by and sure enough, Breadtalk reached at 7pm.

Zack went up and said “What took you so long ma-”

*Slap*

“OW! WTF?”

“That's for killing me in RR you assssss.”

“Ow my face feels like its on a period.”

Joe ran over to Anthony and pulled his zipper on his bermudas down and grabbed Breadtalk by the collar, forcing him to look at his junk.

“ARE YOU OK? WHAT COLOUR IS MY UNDERWEAR? ARE YOU DYING?! QUICK TELL ME WHAT COLOUR IS MY UNDERWEAR!!!!”

All this was happening just outside a shopping mall and there were people walking past looking in his direction. A couple of pretty girls took the opportunity to look at Joe and his fly since he was opening it for Anthony anyway but i was too busy laughing my ass off sitting on the floor like a hobo, unable to stand up and Zack was also guffawing his lungs out.

*Slap*

“OW!”

“I said my face felt like it was on a period not I'm turning blind or colour blind faggot. You should've took out a tampon or something.” Anthony said while obviously trying his best not to laugh.

“WELL TOO BAD!”

And then Joe slapped Anthony back and soon and all out slapping war began. Needless to say Anthony was too good at being a joker and since god was fair, he made Anthony suck at most other things so he soon lost while Zack and I managed to catch our breath.

BOTs in game, BOTs out of game. This is so us.

We managed to settle down and walk into the mall to find a place to eat. People around us somehow kept staring at us more than usual. I realised the stares were mainly at two parts.

“Joe your zipper is still undone from your colour blind test you gave Breadtalk a moment ago. Breadtalk your face looks like you've been rubbing your mom's blusher all over it for half an hour. Try to masthinkbate abit so blood flows to your penis instead.” I whispered.

“Masthinkbate? Jinx that is bad. So bad I can't eve- Wait I think it's working.”

And so we managed to find a place to settle down, have a good laugh outside of RR and plan what to do next. The town was about to finish and that would usher in the travellers and new players who chose Carnival as their starting city. Carnival wars would also start and the residences would be filled with NPCs and players alike. Everything was about to become so much more exciting.

Just then, near the mall the BOTs were having dinner at, a girl slightly younger than them was at home, trying out a new capsule for the very first time.

—The scan on your iris and vein has determined that you are an unregistered user. Do you want to create a new account?— A feminine voice asked.

“Yes”

—Select the name of your avatar—

“Horse”

— Select your gender from male, female or neutral—

“Female”

— Royal Road has forty-nine races. You may select your race from the primary twenty-nine­—

“Human”

— Please feel free to choose the appearance of your avatar—

"As it is."

— Your account has been activated. Your stats and class shall be determined while you are playing Royal Road. Please select a city and kingdom you want to start.

“Random”

— Welcome to Royal. A tutorial is available if you would like —

“Pass”

— Your account has been created. You will be starting in the city of Carnival. We wish you all the best in your adventures. Good luck! —

Horse found herself in the middle of a town square which looked quite modern and elegantly decided with a plethora of black, white and gold colours screaming royal welcome. She looked behind her and saw a great fountain, no doubt artificially made but upon closer inspection, completely natural and self sustaining. She loved the design of the place RR picked for her and looked at the town map just beside the fountain for some directions. She decided to take a small walk around the town to familiarise herself with the surroundings.

She saw to the west a huge barbaric village which looked extremely out of place compared to the simple and elegant design of the town square.

The design of this town seems to be a little weird. Why is there such a run down part when the town square is so eloquently designed?

She then turned counter clockwise to face the South and saw a huge stadium gleaming under the light. It looked extremely grand.

There must be a hell of an event happening if this town if it has a stadium like that. Looks like I was lucky to be starting here and the stadium is really majestic too. The barbarian village really must have some sort of problem

Finally she turned some more and her jaw dropped. Ice cream, donuts, pasta, all scaled up to about 100-500 times their actual size with doors in them. Food buildings.

Okay the east and west spines must have been designed when the architect got high. Is there weed in RR? Cause thats the only logical explanation and I can think of and which was obviously lacking in the planning of this place.

The words Carnival was floating on top of the fountain in the town square so she knew that this was no doubt all part of the design. However, when she was walking towards the north, where a huge, European looking castle loomed with a sense of foreboding and mystery.

Horse felt something huge drop from the sky behind her.

“AHHHHHHHHH!”

A huge golden bird easily about the size of a house was looking straight at her. It was beautiful but it was radiating warmth and looked immensely strong.

“Ohhhh boy what do we have here? The young masters are on a short getaway too so what do we do with this one?” A voice from behind her echoed.

Horse quickly turned 180 degrees again and this time, she saw a huge werewolf which didn't look as huge because of the bird now and two skeleton mages flocking his side. A huge snake was also slithering its way towards her.

“What-t do you want? I just started here I'm a noob please don't kill me.” Horse managed to stutter out, terrified of the presence of five beings which were obviously stronger than her who looked like they bore ill intent.

“Are you thinking what I'm thinking M1?”

“I think I am M2. IT'S PARTY TIME!”

Fuzzy took Horse and put her on Xantos while Xantos flew around in the skies briefly before darting into the castle.

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OMG I'M FLYING!”

The elites would also have something to do while the young masters were out enjoying their brief moments in reality which they have missed.

End of Chapter 19

Author's note: HELLO PEOPLE! Hope you've enjoyed this new Carnival arc so far. I hope i get more retarded inspiration from my friends who really do exist in real life btw. (Underwear colour blind story was 100% legit) And of course now, it's time for the girllllll~ Do look forward to the future chapters. One girl with four guys. I mean what could happen right with each guy having his own charm :grin: Lastly, please continue the support I would like to thank all my readers for getting me into the top 40 fanfics on RR!! *Opens champagne and celebrates with real life BOTs I'm meeting tmr.*