《Lazy Ash》78. Collective, 40%, and a War boner

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Ash

I brought my them up and wiped the edge of my mouth. I rolled the small amount of blood between my finger and them then looked at Jenny Jet. A bit of a sad feeling spread through me.

"Y'know I had a crush on you when I was younger even hacked a few bank accounts so I could get the money for a picture of you practically nude in your destroyed suit after a battle. I jerked off to that picture so many times." I looked forlornly out at empty air. Cherishing those precious memories.

It truly is sad I was really hoping to screw her and several of the other heroines here. All those memories brought a string of tears to my eyes. I guess heartbreak is just something I will have to get used to.

"You think I care you sick pervert!?"

Jenny was launching thousands of fists at me in one moment. The other supers were all almost upon us as well. I shed one final tear for my lost hope and slammed a black ice spear through Jenny's stomach.

The other supers stopped in horror while Jenny looked at me shocked and confused. From her eyes I could guess what she was thinking. "How is this possible?" Or something along those lines. I let go of the ice spear and she fell to the ground. She wasn't dead yet but would be soon if she wasn't treated. Plus the ice I used was black ice which has a slight plague aspect to it. Meaning once it enters flesh it actually starts to spread. I don't know why this is it just does so. The library had a lot of information but it didn't have answers to a lot of things as well.

I made sure to use steal on her in hopes of getting her power but I didn't oh well at least a small power boost is still possible. Then I turned to look at 47 faces that were a mix of horror and rage. I laughed at their looks.

"What did you think this would be some simple ass kicking then off to jail for me? Sorry to say supes but uh I am seriously not in the mood right now. If you want to continue this stupid game know that you do so at the cost of your lives! Disable this barrier or whatever and leave me be or else!" Time was ticking and I really needed to get to Ciar. I had a really bad feeling.

I wasn't planning on holding back but I was going to try to keep most of them alive if possible. No point in literally pissing off the whole world. In fact that's why I didn't outright kill Jenny or the other frozen speedsters. The backlash would be a huge pain in the ass! I am fine with killing but honestly a worldwide hunt for yours truly wasn't exactly on my bucket list. So I decided on making the worlds all-star cast of hero's my bitch.

"You think we can let someone who has traveled through true time go!?" Tech spoke up. "You should know the law! Time-travel is illegal as it is, but true time travel is an act of terrorism across the world! The punishment for such a thing is clearly explained. You will tell us how you did so and then you will be executed!"

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After he finished speaking he pointed his hand at Jenny she then disappeared and reappeared at his side. Saint immediately went to help her. I sighed and shook my head.

"Fine if you guys really want to do this I can spare two minutes. Besides the power up from kicking your collective asses may help me find my girl faster anyways."

"First let's deal with an annoyance." I waved my hand toward Tech and stole his suits power core. Normally something like this would be impossible but that motherfucking library actually had Tech's family inventions or the next 500 years! Apparently his family would go on to make some of the world's best alarms and security systems that would even give peak demi-gods a headache. Tech or Tom River should live another 80 years or so and in that time he will have 6 different suits all far more powerful than the last and his children will pick up the mantle and slowly improve them even more down the line. Somehow Ice managed to get the blueprints for everything the River family made for the next 500yrs and it was all extremely detailed. So since I know how his suit works taking the core is incredibly simple.

According to the schematics, if the core is overloaded with a foreign energy it will explode. The energy that the suit runs on was just named R-energy or River Energy. The info on where the energy came from wasn't explained but the fact the egotistical bastard named a power source after himself annoyed me. I started filling the core with both lightning and holy power. The core started to grow hot.

"What!? How!? Stop him! If he overloads the core the explosion will take out half a block!" I heard Tech scream inside his now useless suit.

"What this thing? Don't worry I don't plan on keeping it I just wanted to look at it! Sheesh here I'll put it back!" I used r-steal and put the core back in his suit.

"FUC-

A huge explosion sounded off before he could do anything. He was right the explosion took out the entire building we were on and a few of the surrounding ones. Being inside the suit again must've toned it down a bit. All I did was throw up a simple barrier and watched.

Quickly a huge gust of wind blew away all the smoke and dust. I saw a ragged and torn up Tornado pushing away the smoke. Around him were several other badly wounded bodies. It seems that Mysticism was able to protect a good portion of the supers but the blast managed to take out about twenty or so. Unfortunately Tech survived. A super by the name Specter phased him out of his suit and managed to avoid the blast while intangible.

Since I only gave myself two minutes I didn't hesitate and shot forward slamming my fist into Tornado's temple while simultaneously stealing from all the supers around me. I felt a huge rush of power and a few new abilities. One of them was like being able to see all around me in every direction. I could see the outline of every last thing within a few meters of myself. Thus the sneak attack by Photon and Mega was a huge failure. Right as they were about to hit me I activated another new ability right as their fist were about to connect my body turned into particles and them reassembled. I pointed my hands at their shocked faces and blasted them with holy power effectively taking them both out. With another quick steal on the both of them I turned to Mysticism who was surrounded by all the supers she saved.

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I was feeling a little drained thankfully there was more super to steal from. Whatever that particle ability was it takes a shit ton of strength. At best I could probably use it maybe 4-5 times. The super I took it from probably could only use it once as a life saver. Still didn't help him avoid the explosion though.

"Well Mysty here we are again. All your buddies asses kicked and you just sitting pretty. But this time at least you got Saint and a few other bodies to take a couple of more hits."

She glared at me with hatred and looked at her fellow hero's, none of them were wanting to move especially after how easily I just took out their main weapon in Mega. But I still thought that I hadn't shown off enough yet.

"Don't get me wrong though I am still going to kick your asses."

I charged forward not even bothering to use lightning or holy power to augment my speed. As I was head towards them they all got in defensive stances and started launching attacks at me. Fire, Water, Lasers, magic bolts, odd assortments of tech weapons, and various other abilities all flew right at me. I smirked and dropped myself into shadows and appeared right behind all of them.

"Not bad! You guys managed to take out a few blocks and made more than a few people homeless it's really a good thing that you guys cleared out all the civilians otherwise man that would've been bad." I said with a smirk on my face.

All of them turned and looked at me with shocked faces. Even Mystic wasn't prepared for me to dodge that. The shock on their faces made feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

"Ok so who here has watched Zatch Bell? Anyone? Really no one!? Well this ruins my next attack. *Sigh* the lack of cultured individuals is saddening."

"Bao Zakeruga!" I pointed my hand like Zeno instead mainly because shooting a giant lightning dragon from my mouth always seemed a little dumb. Still watching the attack head towards them was pretty awesome. Although I couldn't get the eyes right nor could I make it roar which was a little disheartening otherwise it was beautiful.

I put a good chunk of strength into the attack so I wasn't too surprised to see on 7 people left standing afterwards. I say standing but they were in pretty rough shape. Mysticism managed another barrier but she didn't have enough time to put any real strength into it. So my attack was able to do some pretty good damage overall.

"Well folks it seems we are in for a countdown!"

I shot forward and slammed my foot into Mysticism's stomach. She coughed up a lot of blood and fell over. "That's Six!" With a quick steal over her and others around her I moved at top speed taking them out one by one.

"Oooooh thats five!" I left a dude with broken nuts.

"four, three, two!" I stopped and smiled at the last two.

Saint and Seeker. "Now who wants guess why I left you two?"

Seeker looked at me and spoke. "You left me because of my ability to discern whether a person is lying or not. Her I presume to make sure no one dies. You may not have overly shown it here but if you wanted to you could have slaughtered us easily. So am I right?"

I smiled at him and gave him a round of applause. "Bravo mister super detective!"

Seeker is a super with super intelligence and a living lie detector. He arms himself with gadgets he builds and solves crimes around the world. Due to his ability quite a few nations actually have him sit in on discussions to find out if someone is lying. In a way he is similar to Tech in that he uses gadgets but he's not a total douche.

"Now listen very carefully. I do not have anyway to travel through time. I do not possess those kinds of powers nor have I ever. I was sent back by an annoying little shit that is a little to overpowered. Next time something like this happens I will kill half of you. And if it happens another time I will take great pleasure in ending all of you. Be sure to tell everyone including the government that if you actually manage to kill or capture me my family of which I am the weakest will utterly end you all including the worlds government's."

Seeker had a serious look on his face as he contemplated my words. "I will try and get your terrorist status revoked but know that you have made quite a few enemies here."

"Meh. What else is new anyway gotta go but before I do is it weird to have boner after things like this?"

He just stared at me. I shrugged my shoulders and started to think on how to get to my pup. Finally I decided to try something stupid I knew it would work but the book I learned it from said it was a really dumb idea as it hurts impossibly bad and it can cause one to be weakened for quite some time.Gratefully I stole enough power to make it to the next level so a little drop in power wont be that bad....... I hope.

I concentrated on Ciar and dropped into a shadow. Now normally I could probably shadow port a few blocks but if I burn my soul I can extend that.

So thats what I did I started burning my soul and moving towards Ciar 5%, 10%, 25, 40, it took 40% of my soul for me to make the jump and fuck did it hurt! It felt like my balls were being ran through a super heated cheese grater.

I emerged out in a snow covered destroyed city. "Huh this place looks familiar." Then a thought crossed my mind.

"Damn it that took 2 minutes 13 seconds! And why am I still hard after that pain I should be impotent!"

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