《Lazy Ash》71. Nails, Family Feasting, and Door number one
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Ash
I was sitting in a chair reading a magazine as a hot Asian lady was giving me a pedicure. We just had facial masks put on after our massages and I must admit I am so relaxed. They even gave the full course to Ciar. Both of us had looks of extreme bliss.
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If anyone ever finds out I enjoyed this I will deny it like I deny the excistence of the Terminator movies past number 2. If they still plan to make a thing of it then thats what shallow graves are for.
"Hey Ash?" I hear Racheal call out.
"Hmm?"
"When are we going to meet up with Aunt Alita?"
"Oh she should be home so-
My eyes open wide at the realization at what has been bugging me lately.
"SHIT!"
The women doing our nails turn to me in surprise at my outburst. Racheal just gives a questioning look.
"We gotta go!" I move to get up but the woman doing my nail slams me down in my chair. I look up at her in surprise.
"I never let anyone leave my shop with half finished work! You will stay put and let me finish all your nails are we understood!?" The woman says leaving no room for an argument.
"Look ma'am its an emergency I really need to-
"No."
"But I-
"No."
"Look I really don't think you can stop me." I try to threaten her. Giving her a glare that she returned. For a 4ft nothing woman she has that glare down packed and is actually pretty intimidating.
"Ash you might as well let her finish because I am not leaving until my nails are done." Racheal says.
I trade another glare with the woman doing my nails, sigh, and lean back. "Whatever they can wait a few more minutes."
"Afterwards we still need to do our deep tissue massage so whatever is wrong with you will have to wait a few more hours."
...........
Meh whats a few more hours in the scheme of things?
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After a few more hours or 6 I finally managed to tell Racheal where her aunt was and she asked me to bring her there. I left a perfectly relaxed pup sleeping in bed. When we got there the previous site was much worse or better depending on your perspective.
All the girls minus my family had eyes rolled into the back of their heads,drool hanging from their mouths, and puddles of liquid under them. My family were all unconscious and everytime the paddle smack their asses all they would do is twitch. They too had a suspicious puddle of liquid under them but I blocked that image out fast.
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Mega looked pretty bad. He was standing on his tippy toes, arms shakily holding the chains as the huge ice dildo was pressing hard against his pants.
"Wow you went all Rube Goldberg sex dungeon on these guys. How the hell do you forget about this?" Racheal asks.
"Yea those three over there are my mother, aunt, and cousin. I was sorta subconsciously blocking the memory out of my head."
"Ah Got a few of those myself. I understand. So I am assuming the beaten and half dead woman is also related to you?"
"Why would you assume that?"
"Well those three are setup for just pain although it seems to have brought pleasure in the end. my guess is only your family was given pain. So I assume you had a fight with your family and female friends?"
"You could say that. Wait you're not mad?"
"Oh no seeing aunt Alita stuck in blissed-out pleasure with resting slut face is possibly the best part of coming up here! She has always been a little too serious and needed to loosen up a bit. I mean did you know she didn't lose her virginity until she was 6000 years old!?"
"Huh. Anyway the half dead woman is my grandmother. She's kinda a bitch so pay her no mind. Although its odd quite a bit of time has passed and she hasn't healed odd."
"Oh that's part of this dimension." Racheal says then starts looking at Alita really closely.
"What do you mean?"
"Unless you have holy power healing in the prison dimension is impossible unless the creator of the prison allows it. Since you wish her pain she can't heal simple really. Mmmm not bad."
Did she just lick Alita's- you know what fucking save image save fucking image!
"Huh neat." was all I replied.
I turned and walked towards Mega. "Man asshole you have held on for a while. I'll let you go in a few moments but first I gotta erase your mind sorry your daughter knowing who I am is already annoying."
I reached up and started manipulating his mind with holy energy. As I was working I heard slurping sounds and turned over to look. What I saw was a naked Racheal having her way with Alita, Inari, and Cindy. I was so distracted by the sight I completely forgot what I was doing until I heard a girlish yell sound next to my ear.
While I wasn't paying attention I ended up burning Mega's face and he lost his grip. The result was well.....bad. My ass cheeks clenched so hard you could crush a diamond. Finally I will away all the Ice and took him out of the prison dropping him off in front of Mega tower.
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"Yea it's probably best if he doesn't remember this." I say then go back.
"Oh What the FUCK!?" I shout when I see the sight before me.
Racheal had apparently set everyone free but the wasn't why I yelled. She had moved on from the first three and the witches and vampires and was playing with my family!
"Racheal! Stop fucking my family!" Dear goddess why the fuck did I ever have to utter that sentence!?
She looked over and gave me a pouty look. "Oh come on Ash it's a little bit of harmless fun don't tell me you don't see all these hot naked women and don't just want to dive in?"
"No. No I don't that's my mom you're currently eat- breath Ash breath think happy thoughts member the crying college student youtube videos of Trump's election those were funny right?" I sat down and started membering everything funny I possibly could.
"MMmmm Ash you wouldn'tbelievee how good your cousin tastes shes so sweet she must be a virgin."
k thats it. I immediately sent everyone out into my apartment including Racheal.
"Welp might as well wait here for a little bit."
"Or you can train." I hear a faded voice call out in my mind.
I whirl around and find 3 three doors. Two were wrapped in chains with a lock and one wasn't. On top of the doors were the words "Thief" "Angel" and "Kitsune".
"The hell?" I call out asking for an explination.
After waiting a few minutes and not hearing a peep I shrug and decide to find out what lies behind door number one. I walk up and lay my hand on the handle a flash of light appears and I end up in a city on top of a building. I look around and notice a sign that says 1/100.
"100 what?"
"Ah mistress I was wondering when you would show up." I hear a voice sound out and look around until I spot a small old man sitting on top of a ventilation system.
The man was barely 3ft tall with a salt and pepper beard. He had beady little eyes and a somewhat greenish tint to his skin. From what I can tell he had no ears or a nose but he had a thin mouth filled with fangs and no lips.
"Who are you and who the hell is mistress?"
"It's seems you don't remember my name it-
"Miyagi." I immediately call out for some reason.
The man sighs. "Was hoping you wouldn't remember that obsurd name you gave me mistress but I guess its as good as any."
"Wait I'm mistress? Dude Im a dude."
"Mistress may have changed but her soul is still the same and inside you."
"Wait do you mean Ice?"
"That is the name you have given her soul yes. No matter the form Mistress is in she will always be Mistress and shall be addressed as such so I suggest you not try."
My eye twitched a little at that. "So whats going and what am I doing here Miyagi?" I made sure to say his name since it seems to bother him. Two can play this game asshole.
He frowned but responded. "Mistress lived a long life and during that life came up with many ways to improve herself. Eventually she got so good that people wanted to train underher. But she despised work with a passion so fierce quite a few beings of power lost their lives when trying to give her work. So she devised areas tailored with all of her experience to train people. It got her out of doing more than one favor she owed people. Where you are now is the start of the Thief Training area. It is divided into 10 areas of Ten the areas will test your speed, agility, steal, stealth, and reflexs while moving throughtout various landscapes. Be warned though none of your kitsune or angel abilities will work while you are here. Try your best not to die to often Mistress." With those words he just disapeared.
"Well fuck this I'm going home." I activated my sigil to go home and nothing happened.
"Oh forgot to mention you can't leave until you finish an area of ten in each of your respective abilities also the time dilation here is 1 week out there equals a year in here. Have fun with that!"
"MOTHERFUCKER!"
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