《Lazy Ash》70. Darker red, Sleep eating, and personal hell.
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Ash
I awoke feeling quite comfortable and happy, buuuutttt that turned to fear pretty quick. For some reason Racheal was sleeping in my bed nude. Now if this was anyone else I would be quite happy and probably try something but the person in question just happens to be the daughter of Lucifer himself and has an unknown level of strength.
Sure I am already sleeping with a 2 vampires, 2 witches and am trying to sleep with a goddess, arc angel, and a nine tailed fox but.......Where was I going with this again? Right right daughter of the devil. It's gotta be those fucking trips to church as a kid. Thanks dad. You had to believe in god as a fucking engineer and poison your sons mind.
I was crying internally because the sight in front of me was really really awesome sight. My eyes were glued to her chest, while they weren't that impressive, being only a little bit bigger than Angelica's, they were still perfect in my opinion. Plus totally called it on the nipples being slightly darker shades of red. Those bastards at Acen can suck it! Dark or black nipples HAH! I win.
Like with most nerds I have dreamed of boning a hot different skinned chick. Most guys go blue but I was always partial to red myself.
Much to the displeasure of my manhood I slipped out of bed, leaving both Ciar and Racheal inside and went into the kitchen to make some breakfast. Gratefully I love food almost as much as getting laid so I was able to slightly forget the scene I woke up to. Too bad I had no pie I really love pie.
After about 20 mins I had a good amount of eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, toast with jam, and Coffee made. Simple, but what works, works.
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"What smells so good?"
I turn, see and almost fall over. Out walked Racheal carrying Ciar wearing nothing but one of my shirts, her dark hair hung loosely around her shoulders and her nipples were poking through the shirt. If someone walked in right now there is only one conclusion they would reach.
"Racheal."
"Yes?"
"Do you want your father to murder me?"
"Hmm? If you mean me sleeping in your bed that's okay. Dad won't care about something about that I am an adult you know also the blowjob last night was just a thank you although you do have quite the impressive member so we can talk later about more." She said and sat down at the counter placing Ciar on the stool next to her.
"Whew thank godd- WAIT!!!! Blowjob!? What fucking blowjob!?"
"Don't play dumb you even ate me out while I blew you I must say never felt a tongue move that way and trust me when I say this in hell everyone has a good tongue. You are quite impressive."
Wha..... I don't remember a goddess damned thing! What kinda.... Ok Lightning, Ice one of you better own up and pass those motherfucking memories to me right this goddess damn second! I waited a moment but nothing came. I am not playing here! Darkness screwed me outta my first fucks with Sam and Clare and lightning you made me lose my virginity without my knowledge and I am still waiting on all of those memories but come on guys this is a dream scenario I am begging here!
Finally I felt a shift within me and an image popped into my head. "WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!! SO SHUT UP!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!" The image followed a stab of pain.
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Rubbing my head in annoyance I started thinking. I did dream about eating pudding using only my tongue... Could I have really? You know what fuck it probably better if I don't remember it anyway.
After I put a plate in front of everyone I decided to ask Racheal what her plans were.
"So what are you planning on doing while you are here?"
"A whole lot of shopping first off. Maybe a few smackdowns of a couple of heroes, participate in a few orgies, torture a couple of priests and nuns then get them to renounce their faith and call me master, get a few people to sell their souls, oh and locate Dread Knight. You know average vacation stuff."
"Right.....So I am just going to ignore most of those...So what do you need Dread Knight for?"
"Well first off he has armour he shouldn't have. That halfwit Astaroth decided to give the armour of a Knight of hell to a human just for a few million souls a good portion of which didn't even end up in hell and those that did went to only his territory. He didn't even bother to tell dad instead just kept the souls for himself. So dad ended up have to kick the crap outta him."
"So you are here to get the armour back?"
"No can't. Once the armour has bonded with a mortal he can't be taken away. Sure I could just kill him and take it but that would mean some pretty bad things."
"How so? and Ciar no sleeping at the table!" My pup jerks awake and continues to eat. After giving her a stern look I turn back to Racheal who has a raised brow.
"Aw how cute. The reason is simple he fulfilled a contract and no denizen of hell wants to break a contract of hell because it is royally in favor of the contractee in case a contract is broken."
"She can sleep after eating during our morning nap. So contracts are a thing huh?"
"Morning nap? and yes."
"We take naps after every meal unless gaming. and neat."
"You are a terrible role model."
"Says the girl who blew a guy with a child in bed."
"Touche."
After breakfast and a nap, yet again waking to a naked Racheal, we headed out to do some shopping.
.........
We have been at it for six hours....Dear fucking goddess why are there so many different underwear stores!? I was dead tired as I missed my after lunch nap Ciar just slept on my shoulder and made herself invisible to humans. After the third store I started storing things in the shadow because it was just way too much. Which that turned out to be a bad idea because knowing that she didn't have to worry about me carrying things she went to more places. The worst part though? I had to pay for everything. Apparently that was part of the deal.
Well now I know what my personal hell is going to be...Shopping.
Still can't shake the feeling I am forgetting something important though. Meh it'll come to me.
"Racheal for the love of goddess can we please do something fun now or better yet take a nap!"
She turned to me and smiled. "Of course we still have to get our hair and nails done, then we have massages after which we will go and take a nice relaxing sauna sit."
I started crying.
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