《Lazy Ash》67. A punch, a deal, and when hell freezes over.

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Ash

I was in a bit of a bad spot. Two of my girls were busy making Mega their bitch. The other four are currently glaring murderously at my grandmother. Now if it wasn't for the ffact I knew they didn't stand a chance in jewish hell then this would be a joyous moment. Now though I am worried about finding four more women Alita and Inari won't murder if I sleep with them. I wonder if other men have my problems with women?

Hmm if only this boner would- son of a bitch I have body control and ice powers! Goddess damn it! Ok redirect the blood flow, relax the muscle, forget the girls aren't wearing underwear.......Okay made it worse, picture an old woman- ugh ohh goddess damn it threw up in my mouth a little. Bleck ah man thats nasty. Ok at least that worked.

I get up boner problem solved and take stock of the situation. Grandma looks smug, mom...looks amused? The fuck is going on there? Anyway Lesly and aunt Sophie are annoyed go figure, the girls are rightly pissed they were just called whores but in defense they probably should've worn underwear.Personally I don't mind but they are around my family soooo....... Hmmm Cindy looks a little pissed with a bit of excitement. Weird. Lastly Uncle Tom-Holy shit ! Forgot he was here fucker probably tried to escape and got dragged along. Serves him right I wanted to go to Fiji too.

*Sigh* Guess I gotta say something. I walked in front of the girls and gestured to my grandmother. "Girls Bitchma, Bitchma Girls." Oops let my thoughts lead there.

Everyone stared at me in shocked silence. I looked around and met all their gazes. "What she put a fucking chastity belt spell on my ass that hurt like hell. (Not to mention poisoning me as a child!) I may still be a little upset." I told them.

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"This may be true but that is no way to speak to your grandmother apologize now!" Mom and aunt Soph say at the same time.

I grumbled but still apologized or at least I tried to.

"Don't you dare! She insulted us in front of you you have a right to defend us!" Angelica roared at me.

Seeing me close my mouth grandma's mouth turns into a frown. "Ash apologize to me!"

"Don't"

"Now!"

"Make your choice Ash."

"Ash. Ash. Ash. ASH!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I roared at them all. In that moment an enormous amount of anger came over me. Anger over the situation, the engagment, the fact that I was brainwashed and the conflicting opinions were literally causing me pain and lastly anger over the fact that I haven't just laid my grandmother out yet. So I took this chance to do just that.

I used all my power and speed and threw a my strongest punch to date. I even pulled on Ciars silver flames to negate Megas bullshit mist. She didn't even budge.

The area got quiet. My heart went cold at the look on my grandmothers face. It was a cold calm look of resignation. "Well we tried the easy way now you learn." After she said that she backhanded me and sent me flying. The blow shattered my jaw and blood filled my mouth. She struck me so hard I was temporarily blind and my body wouldn't move.

"MASTER!" Ciar was furious. Through our bond I could feel her pulling power. I wanted to tell her no that it was too dangerous but I couldn't speak. I heard a loud explosion, a few familiar screams, and then a loud and piercing yelp.

"I planned on not making a move no matter what she did to you but that little girl is someone you took as a daughter which makes her mine as well. Don't worry young one let me take over for a while but this is going to require full control so I am going to have to have you trust me. You have very little chance of defeating her and if your mother, aunt, cousin or uncle decide to help her you have no chance at all. So what do you say?" A calming icy voice asked me.

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"Make...That...Bitch..Pay..."

I felt myself pull into my body and felt someone brush past. "Don't worry after today she will think twice before crossing you."

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Inari

I was about to slam Mega for the 47th time when I felt a chill run through the air. I stopped and let his body fall to the ground and turned to look in the direction of the others. Ash was lying on the ground glowing. I looked at the others and noticed Ash's four other girls lying on the ground and in the center of them lay the puppy's body.

"Oh no." I hurried and turned to Alita.

"Alita we have to get to Ash quick funs over shit just got serious!" Her head whips to the direction of the others. Then we both bolt for Ash with a very bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

"Oh no we're too late!" I yell as a burst of bone chilling air explodes from Ash's body.

Ash stands up his hair starts turning Dark blue and growing past is shoulders, his skin takes on a softer and paler look, his eyes turn into sapphires, and lastly he gains 7 more tails.

"Well I believe you said something about learning grandma?" Ash says in a voice that causes everyone to shiver.

"Inari whats going on?" Alita asks worriedly.

"Ash just let one of his elements have total control of his body and its the most powerful one too."

"How bad is it?"

"Well you know the phrase when hell freezes over? I think she may be able to do so."

"She?"

"Yea I'm pretty sure this is a female element."

"So is Ash a girl now?"

"No wait why the question?"

"Reasons."

I stared at her for a second and then shook my head. "Well nothing we can do now lets just hope this element doesn't kill us all."

"Shes that strong?"

"Alita the only other kitsune I have ever felt was this dangerous was my mother and she can floor me in less the 5 seconds."

"Shit."

"Yep."

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