Gonna be a bit of a note here so yea.

First off kudos to Demonicangel as the only new reader not only to have not pissed me off but actually took up my challenge I set up a long time ago. So when I get the chance next first thing I am going to do is do a full edit/rewrite of the first two chapters. Remember they will be done to the best of my ability so there may still be problems. Note not all new readers pis me off just most.

Next you grammer nazis! (JK) I changed patriarch to matriarch but in my defense I was writing while a cop was explaining to me how my friend thought racing trains was a good idea.

Now as to why I am able to write today. There answer is I am sick and took the day off. I took yesterday off as well but I needed to catch up on a lot of things. You guys aren't the only readers. My boss doesn't believe I am sick but I got a doctors note so fuck him.

Lastly I will be able to write regularly again in about 2-3 weeks. I checked all our orders and logs and we should be done with all the back orders and bulk orders very soon. It would be one week but my boss's little shit of a son decided to operate a machine he never operated alone and took out two doors and a wall. So yea that happened.

Anyway here's the next one!

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"MOM!" I shout in horror and anger.

I am not a person who likes the concept of marriage. I have seen how the women absolutely dominate the relationship and I have enough trouble with that as it is. Also why the hell would I give someone half my shit just because we didn't work out?

Mom hurries into the living room and stops when she notices Cindy. Her eyes take on a dangerous glare.

"Ash. Why is she here?" Moms voice had the calm deadly edge that only women seem to be able to do right. Trust me I tried men cannot do it as well.

Before I can answer Solomon/Mega answers first.

"Ah you must be Mrs. Falls. I am Solomon Hill and you already know my daughter Cindy. As to why we are here your mother invited us to announce the engagement." He says casually.

"Engagement?" At moms reply I notice her hand has a knife in it.

Not wanting to see if it could take off Solomons head I rush forward and grab her hand hiding the knife in the shadows.

"Yes. Your mother approached me about an engagement between the Laverna Conglomerate and Hill industries. We have always been fierce competitors but now with our two family's joining together we will be unmatched." Solomon says.

Laverna Conglomerate? The fuck? That's a thing!? Just what the fuck is up with my family!? I moved closer to Cindy again but not before telling mom not to kill the worlds most beloved hero.

"Mom try not to kill the guy okay?" I whisper in her ear.

"Oh I wasn't going to kill him honey. I was thinking something along the lines off molten metal fish hooks and internal organs." She whispers back.

First hope he isn't using super hearing and second I may be more terrified of my mother now. Huh didn't think that was possible but there it is. I move over to Cindy to get more info.

"So is he serious?" I ask.

"Absolutely. Your family has been my fathers biggest rival and he wasn't going to pass up a chance like this." She replies.

"So your fine that your father is using you like this? Doesn't he dote on you or something?"

"Oh I have a say in this don't get me wrong. However to say no would greatly disappoint him and after mom... *Sigh* Lets just say due to my own reasons I can't say no yet." She finishes and gives me an apologetic look.

Yea no fuck that.

"Yea you see we are going to have a bit of a problem there and probably a show so sit back and enjoy-

"Solomon! How great of you to join us!" My grandmother walks in and is followed by Alita and Inari who look slightly more pissed than I left them. The fuck happened there?

"And you must be Cindy! You are absolutely stunning! You and Ash will make a great match!" She finishes.

"Did it just get colder in here?" Cindy asks.

I look at mom, Alita, Inari, Lesley, and Aunt Sophie before I reply. Their eyes showed the answer to that question. Ciar just sat on my shoulder and looked confused.

"Yes. Yes it did." I reply.

*Whistle*"Damn Ash three girls at once? All of the total tens too? You my cousin are a master and I bow to you." Roger says outloud.

You stupid stupid idiot.

A few death glares are passed his way. "Roger dear. It's best to keep quiet on some things otherwise your aunts may have to teach you a few lessons in place of your mother." Aunt Sophie says murderously with an innocent smile.

Roger pales visibly and knows he fucked up. Serves the ass right.

"Three?" Solomon says in surprise.

"Yea no its two man." I walk up and decide to end this before it starts. "Look your daughter is hot and all but I tend to go for the older girls. Plus we have a little bit of bad blood between us so it wouldn't work out anyway. Also see these two?" I point to the girls. "They are my dates. Whatever my grams promised you, you can forget because they are who I am with (plus another four girls but no need to makes things worse right?).

Alita and Inari were giving smug looks to my grandmother who had an ugly look on her face. The rest of my family ranged from Pride (Dad, brothers, and uncles) to we will see about that (the rest).

"Ciar I need ask something." I turn to her on my shoulder and ask her silently.

"What is it master?" she replies.

"If we need to bolt will you be able to shadow port me as well?"

"Master should just let me teach you it will be much faster."

"Ok how do you-ssssssssssssssssss." She put her paw on my neck and digs her claws in. Grandma shoots me a look and notices but all she does is raise and eye and turns back to the conversation.

After the initial pain I feel her paw leave my neck and after a few licks on the wound she speaks.

"There you go master. Now all you have to do is think of the knowledge and it should appear." She says.

I do as she says and holy shit it worked. Bitch'n I can shadow port!

"Hmm it seems you are the playboy type son." I hear Solomon speak and come out of my thoughts.

"But here is the thing this will stop while you are engaged to my daughter are we understood?"

"Uhhh did you miss what I said dude? I am with them not your daughter so-

"Oh please they look like gold digging whores you can't possibly like them that much. After spending some time with my daughter you will naturally know who you want to be with more." He says as he cuts me off.

Oh you just fucked up dude.

"What the hell did you just call us!?" Alita and Inari say in unison.

Solomon gives them a disgusted look. "Oh please like you girls have any feelings for him at all. You most likely found out he was rich and heard he has a thing for "older" women and decided to get your hooks into him. Besides what would he want wit a couple of used women when he has a chance for someone pure?"

I don't think I have seen someone so offended before and I live in the age where most Americans are sensitive little babies. I grab a bag of popcorn from my shadows this was going to be good.

Alita's hands light up and my father, Chris, Roger, Ann, and my brothers all pass out. Then Inari and Alita reveal their true forms.

Cindy lets out a gasp next to me. "You are dating a Angel and Kitsune!?" She exclaims.

I am just surprised they decided to show themselves but hey I got popcorn and this will give me time to think on how to deal with grams. A part of me wants her dead but I don't know if that will get rid of the spell on me. So I need to find a way around that first hmm maybe the Angel prison. I'll have to ask Alita after she kicks Mega's ass.

"Yep. You should know your dad is fucked right?"

She turns to me and shakes her head. "Not really dad recently leveled up."

"Come again?"

"30 years ago dad said he fought someone who use both kitsune and angel powers back in Chernobyl.

Nooooooooo.

He said he didn't stand a chance but was able to collect some of that persons blood. He went to a battle sight covered in black ice and managed to find some."

No. No. No.

"All these years he has been collecting super serums and finally managed to make something that allowed him to break his limits."

I turn to look at Solomon who is surprised but still has a smile on his face. His body morphs back into its jock like shape. Then a black mist shoots out of his body and turns into black wings. I feel my own strength drop considerably.

He didn't grab my blood. Somehow the stupid fuck got the blood of Abyss! I don't remember that fucker bleeding at all! And now hes got his powers too!

Someone really hates me.

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Side note this is what was supposed to be added to the end of last chap but you know. Also anyone as pissed off at the ening of rewrite as me!?