Ash

Part way through my flight I remembered that I now have vehicles. So I landed and called up my shadows. I decided it was best to bring out the bike as the Lambo would get pulled over quick as cops are dicks. Thats universal everyone knows cops are dicks by the way, even cops!

Looking at my 1954 Triumph Tiger 110 650 cc OHV Twin that I stole back in 86 gives me a huge amount of pleasure. The previous owner took damn good care of her. The thing looked brand new with a black paint job and all the metal showing looked polished to perfection. Anyone who tells you your bike or car needs some dumb ass decals or stripes is a fucking loser that needs to be shot. My bike is sexy.

I hop on and place Ciar in front of me. I make a tiny helmet out of shadows and place it on her head. Because safety first.

I start it up and it comes to life with a roar. "Damn does that sound good!" Then we roar down the street and head to Angelica's nightclub/strip club.

It takes about 15 minutes to arrive at Torch. Sure I could've made it in way faster if I ran or flew but nothing beats flooring this bike down the road. I can't wait to add some mad science to it. Only because normal science is boring.

I park right in front of the doors and head inside. The two steroid vamps are still in their ever faithful spots and when the see me they raise an eye.

"Kid you are fucked." I hear as I walk past and wince a little.

"Master why are we at a vampire establishment?" Ciar asks.

"Well I am sorta with two vamps here."

"I see....Master I may have to kill them." She replies.

"What why!?" I ask slightly startled.

"I do not like their smell and if it's on you I will be very upset on a regular basis." She says with a bit of a pout in her voice.

"It's fine you. Other smells tend to not stick to me due to my black flames. I sorta combined it with my body control ability and erase quite a few things."

"Fine but I am going to be in the shadows because the smell is giving me a headache." Ciar jumps off my head and dives into a shadow all I saw was a ripple and she was gone.

"Damn I need to learn that!"

I head into the club and into the bar area since its so early there aren't alot of "people" but a few vampires were sitting around. I walk up to a set of stair while receiving a few stares filled with pity and a couple of "too bad he is kinda cute". It goes without saying that this started to seem like a really bad idea. But vampire sex is just that good. Goddess damnit!

Once I reach the second landing I head towards Angelica's office. Outside is a guard that recognizes me. He gives me a toothy grin and moves aside. Pretty sure he should let them know I am here but it seems he is giving me some room to save myself. I decide to try and joke my way out.

Opening the door I stroll in. "Lucy! I'm home!"

I come in and Angelica and Cir are at a desk going over some paperwork. They look up at me in surprise but then their eyes turn red and they blur. The next second I am on my back with Cir straddling me and Angelica baring her fangs at my side.

Is it wrong I have a boner?

"Well it seems we weren't forgotten after all were we Cir?" Angelica says.

"It seems not mistress. Although I must say two weeks with no contact seems a bit harsh." Cir says.

Both of them have their red glowing eyes locked on me. Daring me to say something stupid again.

I stay quiet. Stupid is my go to move when I talk.

"Good." Cir shakes her head like I did the sensible thing. Score one for cowardice!

"Now do you want to talk before or after?" Angelica says.

Another memory came to light from that.

"Son if the question before or after is ever asked. Never and I repeat never say before! You will never get that sex. Now this is Man lesson number 3 son and honestly a vitally important one." Dad says.

"This seems like a no brainer dad. Why would this even need teaching?" My young self asks.

"Son men make many stupid mistakes. Only through trial and error have the lessons been passed on. Plus I made the mistake of saying before. Never say before son never say before." My dad had a teary eyed look as he looked into the distance.

You know now that I think about it that couldn't have been about mom. Dad said he mastered a few of the first lessons by then. Damnit I missed on a good chance to blackmail my dad!

"After please." Is my reply to the girls.

Their eyes go redder and smirks appear on their faces. Cir leans forward and I dispell my suit on my chest area. She runs her tongue over my chest before sinking in her fangs. Angelica leans in for a kiss and pirces my tongue and lip with her fangs. Both start eating hungrily.

Cir starts dry humping me to make sure I am ready. If I could talk I would have told them I was ready when they threw me down. But then something odd started to happen. A warm feeling started to spread throughout my body and was building in intensity. It reached the point where it actually started to burn and then an explosion rang out. I slammed through the floor into the bar on the first floor.

"I told you I would know." A voice sang in my head and then disapeared.

"*Cough*Cockblocked by my grandmother.*Cough* Oh man that fucking hurt. My body feels like its on fire!" I wasn't joking either I was writhing on the floor in agony. Agony mind you that was at its peak on my testicles. The worst part my body control wasn't working!

The girls were looking at me in bewilderment. They had no idea as to what just happened and were wondering just what the hell did happen. So I decided to answer them.

"My grandma might have an issue with me sleeping with non-humans." I groan out in pain. I see a bottle of alchohol and start chugging to numb the pain at least a little.

The girls eyes turn murderous. My blood dripping down their chins make image look pretty horrifying. These girls do not like being denied. Not only do the like sex they love my blood and both just got interrupted. I have the feeling the next time the sink their fangs in whatever my grandma did will activate right away. The build up was a warning and grandma only gives one warning.

"Master!" Ciar dives out of a shadow and looks at me with worry then she turns toward the girls and I feel her charging up power.

Knowing whats about to happen I block the pain out for a second and grab her. "Ciar this wasn't them."

She calms down but keeps her eyes on the girls. The girls narrow theirs at her.

"And who is this?" Cir asks.

"Look can we go back to the office or something? Also call Sam and Clare because I can't move without huge amounts of pain shooting through my body." I beg. The pain was getting so bad that tears were forming in my eyes.

The girls looked at me in concern and picked me up. The other vampires were busy making the humans forget everything the just saw and heard. Ciar stays perched on my chest while looking at all the vampires in hostility so they had to pick me up by my arms and legs.

The girls take me to a room similar to one that I was in the first time I was here and lay me on a bed. I try not to think about whats happened on this bed.

"Ok explain." Angelica orders me.

Unfortunately I can't the pain is so bad now I know I am going to pass out and soon. "Call.....Sam..Cla..re." The pain got to be so bad finally blacked out.

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Katherine Falls

"Where is my wedding ring!?" I shout for the hundredth time while tearing my house apart. My husband and my other two sons were cowering on the couch from my rampage.

"Honestly you can use this excuse to get a better one dear. Afterall the last one was a bit small." My mother says while shooting a pointed look at my husband. His face warps into anger fast.

I step in to diffuse the situation before things get ugly. "Mother we have talked about this!"

She sighs and shakes her head. But then all of a sudden a grin crosses her face. When my mother smiles it is only for certain reasons. A little worried I ask.

"Mom what happened?"

"Oh nothing important dear. Although Ash might not be quite "happy" at the moment." She says with a chuckle.

I wince and send out a prayer for my boy. He really shouldn't test his grandmother that never ends well for anyone.

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Was out of town sorry. Also really someone called me an idiot? WTF man you are an author too man. Anyway there should be a second chapter later but I need a nap so see ya!