《Lazy Ash》53. A lesson, A False, and Two Old Friends.
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There may be another chapter later. Tried to sleep but couldn't figured I would grab my notebook and plan and write a chapter so enjoy my tired yet somehow unable to sleep chapter.
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Ash
"Say Ciar you seem to know quite a bit about things despite your age what is this Abyss guys deal? Is he actually a god, because if so we are so fucked."
"Master, is this really the time for this the twins aren't doing so well? I am pretty sure that they are going to die very soon." Ciar replies.
"Eh. They should be able to manage until I get my car. Until then you filling me in would be nice." I say a little testily.
I am seriously trying to speed this up but I am all but tapped in kitsune power. If I could burn holy power or even my soul I would but that isn't possible. Plus the fact that a fucking god is trying to kill me at the moment is not good for my concentration.
"Master can I help them for a second? All I need is a bit of your power. If so I can fill you in."She asks.
"Uh sure how do I- Whoa holy shit!" Before I could even finish my sentence I felt a huge suction force from the inside of my body. A little more than half of my holy power disappeared.
Then one of the awesomest things I have seen happened. Ciar stood on my head and opened her mouth. A ball of black energy appeared in front of her and was growing at a rapid pace. Around the ring of the ball was silver flames. I could tell the black was devouring flames while I had no clue as to the silver. All I knew was the silver flames were far more terrifying than my black flames.
When the ball was about the size of a yoga ball she let it go. It shot out like a rocket and slammed into Abyss sending him smashing through the ground and disappearing underground.
"Huh nice." I patted the pup on my head and finished getting my car.
Happy with my new toy I skip- Walked back to the girls in joy. "Alright ladies we can go now."
Neither answers me they just stare blankly at the hole Abyss went into. Curious I go over to look. Right away I am terrified of my pup. I cannot see an end to the hole. Thats not all the hole is smooth around the edges as if they were formed that way.
"Ciar you know I think you are the most awesome girl on the planet right?" I say with a slight trace of fear.
"Of course Master. I think you are the best as well. Do you still want to know about what you asked earlier?" She replies. I can hear the smirk in her voice.
Mental note: Do not under any circumstances piss off Ciar.
I red flagged that one and put it in the folder labeled if you don't want to die.
"Y-yea sure...."
"Right well, you are right in that I know quite a bit. Its part of my "inheritance" I guess you could say. As for him he is exactly as he proclaimed himself. Although he is not a true god at least not anymore."
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"What does that mean?"
For some reason she was now talking out loud and the twins could hear her gathered around to listen. They looked......better. Actually they looked pretty fucked up. They were covered in wounds and looked about half dead. But I got my car so yay!
I think they heard my thought just then as they sent glares my way that would make my mother cheer in praise.
"Man lesson 11 son: A car is never as important as a woman." Memory dad says.
"But you love your car and even call her Sally while stroking her tenderly. I never see you do that with mom."
"Oh I do it just in fact last night I- uh you know what just remember this."
"I still don't get it. You always say a car is cheaper in the long run whenever mo- mmmhhhpphhhh!!"
My father places his hand over my mouth and looks around frantically. The memory stops there.
Yea that was a memory I could do without. Plus my selective memory decided to bring up the man lesson a little late there. Oh well I am not with the girls and I am pretty sure he meant the woman I was with anyway. Yea lets interpet it that way.
Ciar starts speaking again.
"It means he was a real god. A real god is someone who has a religion and worshippers. Someone who guides their people down a path. In short they do thier job and have very little interaction with their people. Well beside their champions or select others. Now a False god is someone who was or is a god that either has no religion, ignores their duties, or takes far to much of an interest in their peoples lives."
"I am going to take a shot in the dark here and guess that this guy did the last thing." I say.
"Yes. The dark god Abyss was always a vicious god. He spent his time torturing his own people and teaching them the ways of pain. The whole time saying it was his love. His religion spread far and wide. Soon he formed armies to spread his "love" even more.
His armies couldn't be stopped because not only did he lead them he even went as far as changing his own people one by one into abominations to fit his needs for the battle he was in. Many were slaughtered under his armies but the gods had had enough. No god had a right to do what he was doing. So all the gods at the time smote his armies themselves and drove Abyss back to his domain. In the battle though many gods fell as Abyss's strength was almost unparalleled at the time. Which is why he gained the title god killer.
What Abyss didn't know was that another group of gods went and annihilated all of his loyal followers. So he would have no religion left to fuel his power.
Having no way to replenish his power he started grabbing any creatures he could get his hands on and changing them warping their minds into mindless followers who did his bidding trying to get a following back. But ultimately it wasn't enough at this point he was now a false god. He had no more divine power because all his temples and true followers were dead and not even their souls rested in his hands to fuel him.
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While he was trying to get another army under his command the other gods weren't idle either. They raised powerful champions and armies to once and for all end Abyss. Thus a war never before seen took place. The reason the gods need armies themselves is because Abyss has a strange ability to make all near him and in his domain far weaker than they were originally. So even his "Creations" were threats to them.
After his armies were beaten and countless gods and being lay dead on the battlefield the remaining gods didn't have the power to end him. So he was sealed to a dead world with all his abominations to live for all eternity."Ciar tells us.
"Holy shit and now that fucker is free! We need to get the fuck out of dodge now!"
The twins were in agreement. Hearing that story made me almost shit myself. Someone that powerful wanted my ass? Hell to the fuck no! I reached to throw the twins over my shoulder and then take off but unfortunately lady luck really hates me.
Standing right in the entrance to the city was Abyss. He looked pretty messed up from Ciar's attack. His skin was pitch black everywhere and I mean everywhere. Ciar's ball destroyed his clothes.
"Hey I was totally right you do have a micro penis! Hhahahahahahahahaaha! Oh shit that is awesome! Guess not all black guys have big dicks!" I couldn't help myself and was rewarded with a backhand that would make any pimp proud. I was slammed into the ground hard enough to make an indent.
"Oww." My voice was a little high pitched.
"Pathetic. You make smart remarks but here you are defeated in one blow." Abyss says smugly.
"*Cough* to be fair I am weakened by your bullshit power and used most of my energy on the way here so don't feel too proud of yourself buddy."
His face goes dark and he swings his leg in a blur. Huh guess he kept Baldy's powers. The impact sent me slamming into a car. I let out a groan.
"Man am I to be the bitch of every ultra powerful asshole out there?" I say as blood dribbles down my face.
Abyss stalks near me. The twins start shooting him but he just waves off their attacks like they were just mere annoyances.
"Man no need to get angry. Its fine if you are too chickenshit to fight anyone at full power. I mean with a penis like that anyone would insecurities." I taunt the fucker as he comes closer.
"You know I am going to enjoy killing you right? First you interrupt my summoning and give me a sub par body. Then you go around killing my most elite and finally you dare to taunt me! A GOD!!?"His voice roars at the end.
"From what I hear you are a false god so yea suck it bub. Also whats with the kids man why the hell do your "elite" take them over?"
"Oh so you knew who I meant when I said my elite?"
"Well yea the fuckers could still talk and were creepy as shit. Kinda a no brainer there." I reply
He reaches me grabs by the back of my head and lifts me up face to face.
"Children make the best hosts. Their bodies are more malleable and tend not to deform when "changes" are made. Plus tricking others into believing they are innocent children until they are devoured makes for quite a bit of fun." He says.
"Dude breath mint."
He slams a fist into my gut.
"Worth it."
Another fist hits me and I spit up blood.
"You are an intresting abomination. My loyal were called abominations due to their appearance but you are a true one. I can feel in you human, kitsune, angel, and god. All these bloodlines in one body is a true abomination. You are something that threatens all gods and yet somehow you are still alive. Tell me how is it something like you came to be?"
"Well if what my dad said is true he got my mom really drunk and I quote "Rode that ass all night long."
I shiver that was not a memory that I relish.
Abyss looks at me blankly then shakes his head."It matters not you are not something that can be allowed to live so goodbye."
"Aw but we haven't even said hello yet!"
His hand turns into a claw and he launches it at my head.
Just saying there better be a Taco Bell in my hell or I am suing.
Gratefully I didn't have to find out as a ball came by and blasted away Abyss. I look over and see Ciar surrounded by the collapsed twins.
"Nice save pup but I can't get us out of here before he comes back and I assume they gave you the last of their strength for that shot right?"
She didn't answer me instead she charged forward and landed on my head again.
"Master hold still."
After she said that silver fire incased my body. I had know idea what she was up to until my strength started to come back and I am not talking about my weakened strength no I am talking about my real strength.
"Ciar. What the hell."
"It wont last long but my Silver flames carry the absolute destruction property. Nothing can stand in the face of them at least when I am older nothing short of a god can. I think. I haven't tested them out fully but they are strong enough to destroy his weakening power around you."
"Pup you are awesome."
I get up and decide a round two is in order. I reach inside for two old friends and pull on them. Instantly a pair of red gloves and black chain daggers appear in my hands.
Rhea said we will still be linked and the girls did use part of my soul for these so it only makes sense I would still have access to them.
Abyss rushes back looking even more pissed than before. I give him my trademarked Cheshire smile.
"So how about we see how you deal with the real me eh?"
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