Must find that damn zubat on pokemon go....

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Ash

Everyone was giving me looks mixed with fear and shock. Afterall none of them thought we had a snowballs chance in hell of defeating tiny dick's midget army.

"Oh lighten up people they are just freaking kids! I mean sure they are mutated monstrosities that eat people and have a spiked tail that comes out of their back but you have guns! Aim between the eyes like so."

I snatched a gun from some dude who smelled like piss.

........

Ew.

I then whirled planted the gun between the eyebrows of a now surprised brat and pulled the trigger. The back of his head went flying out.

"See simple."

At that moment the demon kids decided to get over their shock and swarmed me.

"This is not Disney Land motherfuckers make a line!" I shout at the kids and start punting the ones who get too close.

They all then shoot their tails at me and I have to dodge backwards. Taking a quick look back to see how the others are doing I wince.

Most of these people are not good in these types of situations. I see at least ten bodies tail spiked and being devoured. The twins seem to be handling themselves just fine. They are shooting out constant shadow and light spikes and hitting all headshots. Mega is literally ripping the kids apart barehanded. How the fuck is he still so strong!? Might have gotten lucky in the bar.

Nick and his military boys were handling themselves with scary efficiency. Whenever one would get close they would disappear and bullets would fill the kids bodies. Their faces didn't betray a single emotion. They just kept slaughtering the kids.

The rest were.....Managing? They seemed to have made a small circle with the older and weaker in the middle taking potshots while the outer rim used handheld weapons to block the swarm. Well its sorta working? I mean they aren't dead like the rest soooo.....

I turned my attention back to the one in front of me and decided to end this fast. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate kids? I mean I really really hate kids. They are always so annoying and squeak all the time online! Plus they never listen when you tell them to defend the fucking objective, and Goddamnit Swagkid4789 stop trying to attack the fucking tower and protect our titan!

Whoops slipped back into some bad memories there. As I was saying I hate kids. Not all kids mind you. I mean I love my family members. Well the ones older than three anyway.

I gathered as much darkness as I could with limited abilities and sent a wave of devouring flame at the mob in front of me. The result was glorious.

The black flames cover a good third of them and I knew it would eventually cover more. I then turned back to the others and decided to help.

Using the last of my kitsune energy I made a lance of ice and dove in. I was weaving in and out stabbing as many kids as possible. All the while dodging tails that shot out faster than bullets. If it wasn't for my eyesight and the training all the women in my life put me through I would've died fast.

But my efforts meant shit. I don't know how this place has so many kids but there seemed to be no end of the fuckers. They were slowly pushing us back.

Nick was showing severe exhaustion from constantly using his power, the twins were now fighting with spikes in their hands instead of shooting them, Mega was down to just backhanding what got close, and the circle was down to its last 6 people.

I wasn't doing so hot myself. If not for that wave of black fire I sent out in the beginning, we wouldn't have anything to back up to. Although two of the circle died to the flames since they got close but still.

We could technically go into the flames and hopefully sneak away but I don't think I have the strength to keep the fire from killing everyone.

"Hey pup don't resist."

"Master?"

I was honestly more worried about her than anyone I mean I don't care about anyone here except the twins and Ciar.

And the care for the twins has to deal with a certain goddess. So Ciar is my first priority. I grabbed her off my head and tossed her into the flames. I heard a yelp when she landed.

My kitsune powers were all but tapped so I had one last thing to rely on.

"Well let's see how holy powers work." I concentrate a beam of pure energy in my hands and bluish white blast shot out.

The blast went through at least ten of them like they were paper. I looked at my hand in shock.

"The fuck?..."

Everyone stopped and looked at me even the demon kids. Apparently, nobody saw that coming.

A Cheshire grin surfaced on my face. The blast took about 1/10th of my holy energy if I make my next few shots count we should be able to manage the rest.

The demon brats didn't like the grin on my face apparently as they all abandoned their current targets and swarmed me.

"Yea ok no." I put both my hands up and let two blast go mowing down a good chunk.

I mowed them down until my final shot but didn't fire it because I wa surrounded.

"I can still fire fuckers! How many more am I going to take with me!?"

I could hear the others trying to fight their way toward me but I knew they weren't going to make it before the kids attacked.

"You are an abomination! Something like you should not exist in this world. You are an insult to all of creation!" I hear Tiny Dick yell in my head.

"Dude pot kettle. Also, have you taken a look at some of you followers? Some of them are just nasty." I replied.

"My loyal end this abomination!"

"Let's be honest here this isn't because I am an "abomination" it's totally cause I called it when I said you had a small dick ain't it?

I heard a roar in reply.

"I didn't hear a no."

The kids all attacked at that moment. The whole time I had been pulling on my holy energy that I had left. You see I had an idea probably not my best but hey beggars can't be choosers.

Instead of just shooting it out I made it unstable in my body and kept pouring power into it. In fact I was even burning my very soul for power.

"Welp hopefully this goes better for me than you Vegeta." With that I let the energy go. A wave of power burst from my body ripping apart anything it came into contact with. The kids screamed when the wave hit them disintegrating them instantly.

My body was on fire at the moment though. Not figuratively literally. This was something Alita warned me about. Using holy power too much would burn my body and soul up.

"At least if I end up in heaven I can see her. Oh who am I kidding I am totally going to some kind of special hell made just for me. Filled with squeakers, squirrels, birds, no internet, and my mother.

Even though I turned off my sense of pain I was still in agony. Guess physical pain doesn't equate to soul pain. The burning started to get worse especially in my back.

It felt like my skin was slowly peeling apart and something was trying to burst free. Then they did.

In a moment all the pain ended and I was standing in a pillar of light. Looking around I could see all the kids who were near me had been vaporized.

"Im glowing. Well no need to waste this moment."

"I have the power!" I shout for the inner nerd in me. Dont judge.

Ah good got that out now seriously why am I not dea-" I stopped because I was currently gazing at two wings coming out of my back.

The wings were a bright white and should technically be hard to look at but I had no trouble looking at them.

"Well these are new." They weren't the only thing I gained in my soul I felt two familiar presences and enough holy power to wipe all the kids out ten times over even with the weaken power.

"Just what are you?" I hear old Tiny D. whisper in my mind.

"That's a good question Tiny but first I need to annilate your little minions here. So I am going to have to get back to ya."

The minions in question heard me and all took off in one direction. I smiled and did something every kid has tried at least once. Well if you were awesome as a kid.

I hunched down put by hand on top of each other palms out and started putting holy energy into my hands.

"Kameha-"