《Lazy Ash》49. Mega, Twins, and a Circle
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Mega gave me an odd look when I said hello.
"Do we know each other?" He asks.
"Nah but I know of you. Say you wouldn't of happened to see two twins the like to speak in unison would ya? They should be torturing my pup." I ask.
He gives a slight shudder that makes me raise my eyes. "Oh those two...Say you are American right?"
I give him a nod.
"Ever see The Shining?"
My eyes widen in surprise then I give him a knowing look. We both share a shudder. After our little bonding moment he gives me a look over. Before I arrived I put my hood back on and hid my tails again.
My reason for this was that I was out of hiding time. You see I knew certain figures like Mega would appear so I had to make sure that I don't change the timeline. At least that's how I think this works? Wonder if I give him all the info on my mistakes at this point he could tell me and I could just avoid them?
......
Nah! It would probably make things much worse if consider my luck. For now lets just go with hiding things and if necessary tell as we go especially if we only have a little over one day left before this place becomes a highly guarded dead zone.
So right now Mega just sees an American teenager in a Black sleeveless hoodie with a white cross with an orange fox wrapped around it.
"First son I have to ask how you made it here alone. The outside isn't exactly safe and you seem to be perfectly fine and the pain from that bullet seems to not be bothering you anymore." He asks suspiciously.
"You think you are the only super in the world that can a bullet?" I ask sarcastically.
"Well not really but at least I don't take it like a whimp ."
My eyes bulged hearing him. Did this motherfucker make a quip at me? Where the hell is this Mega in the future!? I call bullshit I want to trade Megas!
"Hey screw you man! Not everyone gets perfect invulnerability!"
"I know plenty of people who don't have my invulnerability and take a bullet far better than you. By the way more than half are female."
My right eye starts twitching. This guy.....
"Just show me to the annoying twins." He gives me smirk and leads the way. I grumble about the differences in Megas and about how much of a douche he is in the future.
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On the way we pass the bar. I put on the brakes and steal all the remaining bottles. It seems these guys were drinking quite heavily the past few days and I need to catch up. Plus I really need a drink right now.
Unfortunately, there is mostly crap ass cheap liquor not single damn good bottle of Whiskey. Plenty of vodka though. So I grab one of those and start downing it while following Mega.
Everybody inside the bar is giving me odd looks.
"Say is there something on my face?" I ask Mega.
"No they are just wondering the same thing everyone here is." He replies.
"Which is?"
However, he doesn't answer I am them surrounded by a flashing circle magical in nature and know immediately I have been lead into a trap. Goddess Damnit!
"How is it that someone who was speared through his spine, dragged out a window, and into the waiting hands of those things. Somehow made it back without a scratch." I hear the familiar sound of two voice speaking at the same time.
I look over and see them Ciar held tightly in their clutches. Squirming to break free.
"Master you are okay!" I hear her cry out.
The girls see Ciar struggling more and more eventually she gets tired of their grips and bites them.
"He is not the same person as before little pup you can't judge by appearances!" They wince every time she bites them but don't let go.
"Hey let my pup go she is not your toy!" For some reason seeing them restrain my new awesome pet pisses me off.
I slam my fist in their direction but am stopped by a barrier but that's not all. When my fist impacts the barrier I am then hit by a blast of energy that slams me into the floor.
"Okay, now I am pissed." I send a glare at the twins.
All the people in the area move in and surround the circle guns are pointed in my direction and everyone has hostile looks. Then Mega steps forward.
"Tell us what this all is! The girls told us all about you. That you knew this was going to happen. How you seem to even had a timeline. Now you come back after five days after being mortally wound, in a town full of monsters that can even easily kill me if I am not careful! There is no way you are fine, no matter who they are once bitten, spiked, cut, spit on, or even breathed on for to long you become infected! I know this because I came with two others both of which are now dead!" Mega demands of me.
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Oh right around this time two members of the Mega Force disappeared. They should've been Lightwind and Humonculous. One had the ability to bend and reflect light, while the other was able to change his body at will and had a ridiculous regenerative ability. In the future they were succeeded and their names still live on but the originals were never seen again.
Kinda hope that doesn't bite me in the ass later. Well fingers crossed.
I give an annoyed sigh so much for hiding things. I shoot the girls a piercing glare and smile in satisfaction when they flinch back. I may want to get into Rhea's pants but these two need to be taught a lesson soon. Maybe a little slow torture with black flames.
Whoa! Where did that come from? Attached to that thought was images of people slowly being eaten by black flames. Something weird is definitely up with me and I have a sneaking suspicion the person I can ask about it won't answer. For now I might as well talk to these idiots. If only I wasn't weakened due to this damn place.
" I have a power that protects me from any and all infections. So yea not a damn thing can infect me unless I want it to."
"I came here with Humonculous! He is able to heal from any poison and infection and was infected! How can you avoid infection!"
"What part of a power that protects me from any and all infections do you not get?"
He grits his teeth in anger and I can see loss in his eyes. "Fine! But how is it you know all these things?"
"Short answer I am from the future." I tell them.
"Yea we got that part from the girls." Mega responds.
"Well how does that not answer everything? I knew what was going to happen because I learned about it in the future. Sure not everything was exactly released because all governments suck ass and like their secrets." I give a bit of an uncaring shrug.
"Why didn't you tell anyone!? This entire town could've been evacuated!" Mega roars at me.
Man I really hate these types of things. But from the sound of it the girls didn't reveal the information about the gods so instead of telling them the truth instead I played the part of the bastard.
"Simple not my job." Mega gives me a shocked look. So do all the surrounding people.
"N-Not Your Job!!!!????" He yells.
I can tell that if not for the magic circle he would've attacked me then and there.
"Yea my job is to make sure those two get out of here. Thats it. Plus just because I knew of something doesn't mean I have the ability to stop it. So don't go trying to pin this all on me."
"You would let all these people just die?" He asks.
I give him a look. Then I close my eyes take a deep breathe and answer him.
"I am not like you guys. So the answer you are looking for is yes."
With that he barged through the circle and tried to beat th hell out of me. But I was waiting for just this moment. I grab his wrist with my right hand a pull his arm forward then I slam my left fist into his face as hard as possible.
He goes down just like that. He is not unconsious just dazzed. Then I look around at all the people in the room.
"Look I may not be a great person but at least I have a goddess damn way out of here if you jackasses want to live then make fucking choice now because I can assure you I can and will make it out of the alive. The question is are any of you as confident?"
Their answer was the circle went down and the twins stepped forward.
"We are sorry."
My answer was a punch to both of their faces.
Watching both of them slam to the floor unconscious I grabbed Ciar who was happy with the development and went to finish off a bottle or five.
"Son of a bitch! Now I have to somehow come up with a plan. Goddess mother fucking, cunt licking, bitch ass, damnit!"
"Master you should probably sut back on the swearing when using god or goddess some might take offense."
"What do you- FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!"
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