《Lazy Ash》46. Vika, Lower Self, and Therapy
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Just going to slide this in here.....*innocent Whistling*
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The first thing we see is Vika.
I being your typical high school nerd may have jumped a bit. May have. No one saw it so there was no proof! Although there was a suspicious snicker in Ciar's direction.
At first we thought she was okay Vova was so ecstatic that he tried to bolt from the barrier. Luckily though the girls grabbed him.
"What are you doing!? Let me go! She need me!" Vova shouts at them.
The twins just shake their heads and put sad looks in Vikas direction.
The reason for this is simple. Vika wasn't exactly Vika anymore. Her skin had turned pitch black. I am talking about as black as space here. Her hair grew longer and was now brown. Oh also it was all barbed spikes that looked scary as fuck.
Her eyes had red circles in them with no pupils. To top it off she was naked. Her breasts were the colors of dark chocolate and the carpet matched the drapes. Honestly, she didn't look bad in fact in a kinky sorta way she was hotter.
"Is it weird that I have a boner right now?"
Everyone turned and gave me dark looks even Ciar.
..........
Oh shit! I said that out loud and in Russian!
"*Cough* I mean uhhh maybe we should..uhh try talking to her?" I try to get rid of the hurtful looks.
Screw you guys! I am a healthy teenager who may have seen a few demon hentai's and may have a few fantasies! Mainly ones that involve demon queens wanting my seed.
I of course don't voice any of this opinions of me are probably at a low. No need to stir that pot.
Vova giving me one last dark turns bak to his daughter. While I am telling my penis to stop getting me into trouble.
"Man lesson number one man don't think with your dick!" Goddess! Why did that pop into my head now!? I sooo could've used that a while ago.
"Hey screw you! You didn't use me for 17 years!"
"Well soooorrrrrryyyyy! I have an extreme dislike of doing normal things and that got in between sex. Plus I mean cmon! I watched plenty of porn."
"Yea and you beat me like a red-headed stepchild! I have needs! For now on I have a say in our situations! How could you cut me off from sex after we were finally getting some and a nice piece of ass like that shows up and you tell me no!?"
"Now hold on here! I am the brain behind this magnificent temple. I cut you off because they were ruling us man! I couldn't tke it anymore. Don't worry its only a break."
"It better be otherwise we are trying for that." He goes full and points in Vika's direction.
I stop as I realize two things. One I was having an argument with my dick. Two it was out loud. Everyone was giving me odd looks and I swear I heard someone ask if I was right in the head.
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A question at this point I am not entirely sure of myself. I mean isn't talking to my penis sorta insane? Or is it that ever since I got laid and cut myself off for a while my subconscious took on the persona of my cock and is telling me to get some?
Might need to enact my therapy plan a bit early.
"Try for a hot therapist. We have plenty of spank material but the actual action it self ought to be much better."
Yep definitely need therapy.
I ignore my "lower self" and look toward Vova trying to speak to his daughter. He is constantly trying to reach her but all he manages is her looking around for where the voice is.
"Wait can she not see us in here?" I ask aloud hoping someone would have and answer. However no one did.
"Papa?" Finally she makes a sound and we all let out a collective sigh.
"Cool. She may be changed but it sounds like she is o-
At the moment the doors to the restaurant are kicked in and a group of five people run in and slam them shut. One of the people look around and notice us but then his eyes land on Vika.
"Oh no! One is in here!"
All the people start pulling weapons some had handguns others looked like simple pieces of wood and attack her.
Vika just gives them a happy smile. The people who had guns tried them but all she did was put her hair in front of her to take the bullets them she whipped it like a snake and impaled two of the group of five on the barbs in her hair.
The two impaled are men and they both had guns. Right now their screams are all that could be heard. Vika just puts her hair back behind her back with the two impaled men.
She starts walking toward the last three a man and two women who look like either strippers or hookers. Hmmm guess there was time for strippers.
On her way toward the three she puts on an innocent smile, reaches back grabs one of the mens screaming arm, and rips it off. Which causes him to scream louder. Then she takes the arm and starts eating it.
The whole time she kept an innocent yet hungry look that for some reason I found a little hot. The eating of flesh part was a bit of a boner killer though.
"Man! I don't want to be eaten in that way!" My penis sulks
The last three start crying and I smell urine hit the air. I think why don't they just go back out the door?
"Right well sorry Vova but she needs to die you two hold him back while I take care of this." I say in English.
The twins grit their teeth but understand me and nod. Moving to hold him Vova looks at me in confusion. I just give him a look of pity.
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He must've caught on to what I was about to do as he started thrashing and screaming. Vika must've heard him as she stopped walking toward the three cowering by the door and turned around still munching on the arm.
"Papa?" She calls out with a cutesy voice and takes another bite.
Yea that doesn't scream trap.
I shake my head and summon up a bunch of fox fires. Then I shape them into spikes. The reason I went with plain old fox fire is because it has the least amount of strain on my abilities. Right now though this simple shower of fox fire spikes took probably about 1/20 of my strength and I got a good three dozen spikes or so.
Vova starts raging when he sees the spikes. The people at the door have a look of hope on their faces while Vika still can't see us.
"Well I guess that answers the question. Wonder if it works on all the things we are probably going to run into?"
With that hanging in the air I drop my barrier in front of Vika and surprise flicks across her face. Then I hit her with all my spikes.
She managed to get her hair to block a couple but she was too slow in a matter of seconds I had her (and the two dudes on her back) impaled to the floor.
Vova started crying and so did the twins. They also give me dark looks. I just give them a helpless look.
"What!? It had to be done. She was freaking eating those poor bastards while looking adorable and hot. It's just one of those things that should be taken care of before certain things are done."
"While I agree with some of what you said master, the way that you killed her like it was no big deal is the problem here." Ciar informs me.
Wait a minute. Ciar has a point. Normally I would've at least wept at the loss of my penis and her not meeting but why am I so cold all of a sudden. Also the voice of my penis went silent.......What the fuck is going on with me?
Before I can get an answer to the question I feel something lock around my ankle. I look down and notice a pitch black hand.
"Oh fuck."
Vika leaped up still holding my ankle and flung my ass through the wall into the kitchen. I end up slammed into a surprisingly sturdy stove.
"owwwwww." I weakly mutter
While nothing is broken that still hurt a bit. Really need to remember to turn off pain during fights. I hear one of the twins scream at Vika and tell her to stop.
"Jesus motherfucking christ! Do people not watch horror movies in the 80's!?"
I bolt up and charge through the sexy looking, me-shaped hole and toss a quick shot of fire at Vika who is closing in on the twins.
The shot sends her into a few tables. Then I turn to the girls.
"Okay new rule if it is a changed person gone really fucked up. Do not I repeat. Do not try to reason with them! We need to put these fuckers down and I may need your help doing so. Now get up and help me kill this bitch!"
They give me dark looks but nod. Vova just looks heartbroken.
"We will do as you say but call her a bitch again and we will attack you." The twins say smoothly.
I can never catch a break.
"Whatever stick to long range. That hair of hers looks like it hurts."
Vika stood up and gave us a predatory look. Then charged.
I started shooting spikes at her while slowly backing away. The girls were doing the same although one had shadows and the other had light.
The light ones seemed to sizzle on impact but were also really weak for some reason. I turn to Raye.
"I know you got weakened by the ritual's effect but the difference between you two right now is a bit much."
"Our powers are weakened when its the opposite of them." Was their reply.
"Lovely." I put as much sarcasm as possible into that.
Vika was slowly advacing on us as we were peppering her with spikes but her hair made a perfect shield. I tried to give the wimps huddled by the door a cue but the just sat there. The lazy bastards.
Whoa.... Does that mean I am working right no- ughughhguahh Almost vomited at the mere though. Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts.
My eyes went to Vika's body. Annnnnd now I am hard again damn it!
"What are you complaining about!? I am the one suffering here. Stop teasing me and gank the bitch."
I decide to listen to him and reshape my fox fire into a drill and slam it into her hair. While I am holding her with my drill I shout at the twins.
"Take her out now! Aim for the head." As to why thats simple it works in the movies.
While Vika's attenion was on stopping my drill the twins go to both sides of her and shoot a spike into her head. She stiffens for a second and then crumples to the floor. Her oddly nicely shape ass showing in the air.
Oh goddess please dont let this turn into a thing!
Vova rushes past me crying for his daughter and cradels her body to himself.
I just sigh a bit and shake my head. The amount of power just to take her down was a bit much. I probably burned off 2/20 of it on her alone and I have to go through a city of these things!?
If they all have her defense I am screwed.
"Look!"
I hear one of the hookers/strippers shout. I look to see her pointing at the windows. I turn my head and look and go pale.
"Son of a bi-
*Crash*
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