《Lazy Ash》40.History, Lies, and Talking to myself.
Advertisement
Ash
I was bored as hell! I have spent the last 3 hours covering 50 miles or so. Normally this distance would've been covered quite quickly but an American super isn't really welcomed around this time. I think.
"Why was world history optional in High School!? If I would've known it would actually be useful I would've at least read the textbook! My knowledge of history sucks ass. Other than a few pantheons and a decent amount of Japanese history I have got squat. I mean I can't even remember if tensions are bad with Russia, Ukraine, USSR, whatever the hell this part of the fucking continent is! Now here I am so bored I am talking to myself, with another 50 miles or so to go, wondering if being an American is bad. *Sigh* I hate my life."
I have talked and complained to myself quite a few times in the last three hours. Personally I am hoping it doesn't become a habit. Maybe it's some backlash from losing the girls so suddenly? So long as I don't go crazy it should be fine.
Currently, I am walking down a dirt road. All around me is a developing area. If my limited knowledge of the area is correct the place should be undergoing huge change due to a nuclear reactor or something. Too bad in a few years all there will be is wilderness. The world will pretty much abandon this place.
Despite being on the road for so long I have seen quite a few military vehicles. Due to my paranoia or the fact that I have seen way too many movies I hid from them. Like most countries the one in control of Chernobyl had an idea something was going to happen but they decided not to tell their citizens due to this most of the military stationed and the people living there died.
In the six days that followed before the place was permanently quarantined. Many heros, villains, and other countries tried to mount rescue attempts. All for their own reasons sure but still. They too mostly failed. By the sixth day the death count was totaled at 14,751.
Advertisement
Most of the number was the residents and the army that was already there. But the others who went in after were the rest. In the present that number still climbs.
I was never truly interested in the place. If I wanted to I could hack all the secrets the U.S. had on the place but I never thought I would end up here so I never bothered. Now I am a little regretful.
So I wouldn't stand out to much I reshaped my suit into a sleeveless black hoodie with a white cross and a golden fox resting on the cross. I had my hood down and made my hair look brown. My tails and ears were hidden and my eyes were blue. Add on a pair of blue jeans and sneakers and I hoped I could blend in.
I hope most people speak Russian because I know at least some but if Ukrainian is the main here I am fucked. I think I read somewhere that in Pripyat they speak both. Damn you high school yet again you have screwed over another youth!
With another sigh I trudge on.
After another two and a half hours I see signs of civilization. If you can call any town without a taco bell and internet civilization.
"Hey Rhea, Chronos. Just putting this out there but if you guys leave me here I will become the worst enemy you two have ever faced. Leaving me with no internet, cable, decent movies, or a fucking Taco bell is more than my sanity can take. Hell I think the best thing right now is the NES!" I shivered at that.
Theres nothing wrong with old games but I have already dealt with the struggle! My dad wouldn't allow me any new games until I beat all the old Megamans, Marios, Zeldas, and for some reason the fucking TMNT games! I mean fuck you water worlds of the old generation. I paid my dues!
As I am approaching the town I can see a huge military presence. The fact that the fuckers knew something was up is a little upsetting. Then again I know whats going to happen and I'm not screaming "Run for your lives!"
Advertisement
"Now I am looking for twins with the names Raye and Mery..........."
Oh shit thats all I know isn't it!? FUCCCCKKK!!!!!! Why the hell didn't I ask what they look like! Shit!Shit!SHIT! Oh well its not like it'll be hard right this should be quant little town or some-
My thoughts stopped there because something was definitely wrong. The tiny little town that was supposed to be here isn't here. Instead the place was incredibly close to modern standards of the times. Also it was much much larger.
"What the fuck......"
Everywhere I look I see people moving about towns of cars moving back and forth, people going about their daily routines, the military trying to make it seem like its no big deal.
"This...This isn't right! This place is supposed to be a small little town or something with maybe 10-15 thousand people. Not a fucking city with at least three times that amount! Are you telling me that the world lied about something this big!? Oh when I get home I am hacking like a motherfucker."
It shouldn't surprise me that the world hid the truth. After all there is not a single government that is not corrupt in some way. But this is to much something like this needs to be out in the open. I have a feeling that I am going to have a very hard time doing what I need to here.
If it was a small town I could escape far easier but this place is about half the size of Chicago and about as modern. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a subway station.
My thoughts were stopped for a second when I saw a black Countach LP500.
Mental note:When shit hits the fan find and hide that car in shadows.
At this point saving the girls comes secondary after seeing that car the thief in me wanted to go on a spree. A part of myself realized I can literally take anything from here and not a damn thing would be done about it!
After wandering around for an hour or so I came up to a police station. I figured where else am I supposed to find information in this goddess forsaken time.
I walk in and go to the front desk.
"How can I help you?" The officer behind the counter spoke Russian gratefully.
"I am look for two girls."
The officer laughs at me."Your Russian is shit boy. But nice try all the same. Lucky for you I speak English."
"Oh thank goddess."
"Goddess? You must have strange beliefs my friend. My name is Nickolai. As for finding girls the whore house is a few blocks down the way. At night you can find quite a few on the streets. Trust me on this go to the whore house quality much better."
(1)Hearing his name I had the impression he would live through this. Unless he is the first iteration in which case he is screwed.
"Good to know but I am not looking for those kind of girls (I hope) I am looking for two girls 22 years old twins with the first names of Raye and Mery."
"Hmm..Do you have any details about their looks or anything?"Seeing me shake my head he sighs.
"I am sorry my young friend but I cannot help you. There is just not enough information. But if you change your mind about those girls I get off in two hours and can show you the best girls around eh?" I share a laugh with the man and walk out.
"Great now what do I do?"
====================
(1)If you dont get the reference think newer video games. If you still dont buy an xbox!
Advertisement
- In Serial213 Chapters
I'd Like to Change My Reincarnation Subscription, Please
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts. It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless orphan, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo? Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy! ----- >>>Excerpt from the end of Ch1; [Bzzt... Scan complete. Analyzing...] 'Eh?' [Analysis complete. Positive value found, now loading... Loading complete.] 'Okay, WTF is...' [Binding successful. Congratulations upstanding citizen. You have been selected by the Superhero Enhancement System. Please select your desired enhancement. The following options are avail...] 'I'M DYING! IS NOT DYING AN OPTION!?' [Error, invalid selection. An enhancement will be randomly selected. Randomizing... Strength has been selected. Enhanced strength will be calibrated for your rebirth. Please look forward to it.] 'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F...' With this final thought, Lucas has finished dying in a pool of his own blood on the sidewalk. ----- Little character theater: Lucas, attempting to broker a deal for benefits for his freshly forced vocation of heroic servitude: “Hey 427, do I at least get some vacation time?” System # 427, completely deadpan: [...There's a new minor task available to the southwest. There's also a cute dog you can pet over there.] Lucas, with newfound enthusiasm: “WHERE'S THE PUPPER!?” ----- Discord for myself as well as a small handful of other authors and their works, a few fans are already in here if you care to mingle: https://discord.gg/MR6FnbmPRQ Personal WP page that has other relevant links for the novel, a little about me, information about the novel's inspiration, as well as a link to the character reference sheet and art gallery: https://geminel.wordpress.com/2021/07/07/fancy-seeing-you-here/
8 150 - In Serial35 Chapters
Change My Heart, Change My World, Change Me
Portgas D Ace is dead in the Marinford, or also known as the war of best, saving his little brother with a smile on his face. Even after years passed some people are still hurting for his death. Still wishing that he was surviving and continuing his journey in life. Some of them are young, some old. Some are criminals, some are civilians and.... Some are gods. One of the gods is a god from Ethereas Dimension, where his people are magical but mostly illogical. He stumbled upon Ace's adventure by mistake, and took a liking to him. It pains him that he can't save Ace, when Ace needed him the most. So, when a ripple happened in his dimension, he takes the chance. As one of his children is asking for a second chance, he grants it while used the ripples to take Ace soul, and let it to be born again in his realm. Hopefully this time, in his realm here, Ace's adventure will last long and long....
8 178 - In Serial33 Chapters
The Four Guilds Of Gravenhall
The massive castle of Gravenhall rises above the town of Providence like a huge grey monolith, seemingly bigger than every other building in the town combined. It is a beacon of learning and opportunity for hundreds of miles in every direction, drawing hopeful students to its hallowed halls like moths to a flame. Terri Tillerson is one such student, a peasant by birth with no hope of escape from a life of subsistence other than the risk and adventure offered by a career at Gravenhall. But the massive keep hides a deadly secret that will take Terri and her three companions on a journey through intrigue, danger, and even death in a world far more complex and sinister than they ever imagined…
8 170 - In Serial9 Chapters
Halloween Vault 2021
Wattpad's annual terrifying Vault is back for the fourth time! All of us love a good scare, so what is a better time for a spooky read other than the Halloween season? In this spooktacular month 50 Engagement profiles, including 34 English, 13 International and 3 Community profiles have conspired to bring you a Cursed Halloween!We invite you to join us in this Spooktober collaboration! Interact with other Wattpadders from all around the world through a new set of festive activities and unique thrilling prompts!Happy Cursed Halloween!
8 78 - In Serial4 Chapters
school 2015 (Gong tae kwang x reader)
I didn't like the ending so I am writing this story. It takes place after the whole drama but I am going to extend it. There is a new transfer student from a school in Sacheon named (y/n). In this story Mr.Kim stays in the school and Taekwang's hair colour is not black, its the original one but if you want it to be black then its your choice. I hope you all like this story.
8 176 - In Serial14 Chapters
Rick and Morty x Reader Oneshots
**CANCELED**Oneshots about Rick and MortyAlways x readerFeel free to request! Come on, you already know what this is about... Just read it already!
8 169

