《Lazy Ash》31.Heartbreak,Death,and What now.
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."Mom no. Please mom no!"
I tried begging but it was futile my custom built kh 3ds was crushed in her hand like it was paper. My heart almost broke then and there. It wasn't the first thing she broke. My computer lay gutted in the corner, all my comics were hidden with the threat to be burned the same for my manga (yes they are different!),my ps4 and psp were gratefully spared by my brothers since they were borrowing them.
But then she turned her eyes on my pride and joy."Dear goddess mom have mercy!" I tried breaking free of Lesley who with the other girls were currently in the room supervising me. But I was too weak! If I was at even half strength I would be able to stop this horror! With Lesley holding me and the other girls there for back up my chances were nil. They just kept consoling me say it for my own good.
Screw them! If this is what getting laid is then I will never have sex again! It's just wrong! How can you help take away a mans treasures! When I tried to explain this point they looked at me with pity. When I tried the I just wont be with you anymore card they gave me a look that said "Who said you had a choice?"
After I woke up it seems they had a "talk" and came to the conclusion that my laziness was brought upon by my one and only true loves. Books,video games, and the internet. So someone decided it was best if those things were gone for a while. Mom in her anger thought it best I watch. It hurts sure but I can rebuild everything or get new ones, but what she is currently heading towards is different! The one thing I care more for than my own life (besides my family)!
"M-mom! We can work this out. I will literally do anything! So please I am begging with everything on the line here!
I am even willing to sign you my soul! Just leave her alone mom please!"
She stops and looks over at me. Then she moves towards me and crouches down in front of me. She puts her hand on my cheek and smiles lovingly at me. My heart surged with hope!
"Honey something you will learn is that mothers own all souls of the men in her family. We are the ones who sign it over to the person you marry. Just know that what I do is best for you. Besides this is a long time coming. "She replies.
All the girls nodded in agreement. My hope died along with a bit of my innocence. Note to self never get married.
Mom headed back toward her. The one being that has brought me absolute joy. She was there for all the hard times, all the late nights, and all the soul crushing noob stomping. She listens to my voice without any sass. The absolute perfect thing currently made for people like me.
Mom raised her foot and ruthlessly brought it down."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"I cried in agony.
I just sat there and watched powerless to stop her as she killed someone precious to me.Someone who I spent so much time with, someone who I left her sister for. Someone who cared for more than almost anything and would have continued to until the next one came out. I just watched the death of my xbox.
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Tears streamed down my face and Lesley let me go.I slowly crawled toward her and cradled her in my arms as I sobbed. She was a limited edition that I got 2 months before the system release. I customized her with so many different mods and spec upgrades that she was hands down the best Xbox out there as well as the most expensive. After everything I have done to her she was worth well over 20 grand. I improved everything. And now she was gone...
The girls all stood there and looked at my pathetic sight with a mix of shame and disgust. I returned their looks with a glare of rage.
"None of you will ever understand a man's needs! We dont need just women we need outlets! If all we did is spend time with you we'd kill ourselves! Men need their toys be it cars, computers, robots, or video games!"I roar
Their looks turn to pity and disgust. "Son enough. You have to admit you have a problem I mean you were calling a toy a she! Now clean up all this broken junk, for now all your free time is to be spent getting stronger and learning. "Mom says
I look at her in confusion tears still streaming down my face when Angelica steps forward.
"This is what we talked about after watching your fight and the fact that you agreed to help out with that new damn team. Which was probably because you were drooling over that stupid elf (a collective nod of agreements followed).
We decided that your skills in combat are horrible. At high speed you are clunky and stupid. Your hand to hand combat is just sad it's like a 5 year old flailing around. You also rely far too much on your elements and burn yourself out far too quickly. If you have teachers fire them right now because they are terrible."
I am so glad Alita and Inari are currently resting otherwise this would have been a really bad situation.
"Also Clare and I will inform you about various magical defense techniques while the vampires would teach you about the world beyond the veil and how to fight at high speeds. Your mother said she would handle the hand to hand combat while also improving your family's abilities. When it comes to your kitsune abilities we are afraid that you are on your own So no slacking there either. Lastly, we need to know what this is?" Sam explains and asks while pointing to the formation on the floor.
Great how to lie out of this one. "Its..Uh.....Yea.."Smooth.
They all stare at me. "Are you really not going to tell us?We know it's some kind of teleporting spell but the language is old. Almost biblic-
Clares eyes widen all of a sudden. "That's it! Now I know why it looks so familiar it's angelic!"
All the girls stare at her in shock. "Angelic? "Mom asks
"Yes I see now you're right Clare this is in their language. But it begs the question how does Ash speak or even know about angel runes and symbols?" Sam says and everyone turns toward me.
"Uhhhhh.."
Their looks turn angry.
"Im a genius?"
Their looks turn dangerous.
"Right would you believe me if I said that a tiny little angel that sits on my shoulder half the time taught me how?"
Their looks turned murderous.
Ok so the truth isn't going to work. Got to admit I didn't think it would.
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"Right so I may have access to holy power derived from the angels. I may also have access to a bit of angel knowledge."
"How." They ask in union. Man that's scary.
"I stole it." I say with a shrug. Their looks say to explain.
"*sigh* I came across an arch angel who was.....In a middle of a ritual to boost another's power. I interrupted said ritual and gained the boost instead. "I tell half the truth since mom seems to be using aura sight. So long as I don't lie I should be fine.
"Wait is it the same ritual that turned you into a fox". Mom asks
"Yea."
"How is that possible? I mean I have heard of rituals to transfer powers but none strong enough to pass on kitsune and angel powers!" Sam exclaims
Huh guess the priest was more powerful than I thought.
"Honestly? I have no idea how the ritual worked all I know is that in the end I ended up with these powers."
Mom says I'm not lying but she knows me and can tell I'm hiding something. Gratefully she doesn't say anything.
"So that leaves the question what does it do?" Angelica asks
Damn was hoping they forgot.
"It sends me to a place that helps speeding up my recovery in half the time."
Seeing that im not lying they nod and let it go.Hah! Half-truths for the win! Break all my wonderful stuff and think I am will tell you all my secrets!? It may be a petty and small win but damn if I am not going to take it!
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From then on I was constantly busy. For almost a month I was training, learning, and going to school normally. I also helped take down a pack of trolls with Cindy's new team.
The dwarf was awesome as hell! Garth is a man that likes to have fun and drink. We both had some fun on his Firestout damn was that shit strong! Karzi was hot. She also likes to party and joined me and Garth. Oddly she got along really well with me. Normally women try to screw me in some way. Cindy was well Cindy. And the elf princess was a little much. She kept pestering me about alliances and clans it was kind of weird.
Cir and Angelica had me fight against a dozen vampires at once in a training room under the club. Each one specialized in high speed combat. It sucked at first because I lost more often than I won but now I fight Cir and Angelica since the others cant keep up. After which they both licked their lips, jumped on me, and ripped my clothes off. It goes without saying I lost a lot of clothes and blood.
Mom under normal circumstances couldn't even come close to taking me in a fight. But she started training me with a blindfold and ear muff that blocked all of my sights and hearing. She said they were a family heirloom to help increase ones sensitivity to danger. That started my many sessions where mom stabbed me. She didn't just teach me to fight like that with just hand to hand combat she also taught me how to use daggers. Since she was a fan of using twin daggers that was what I learned. Lesley joined every now and then as she still needs training as well. Aunt Sophie was merciless in training and both of us would be half dead by the end of her help in our training.
Sam and Clare taught me mainly how to use shields. When I told them I could do so with holy power they smiled with glee and immediately had me perfect all different kinds of holy shields. The holy power works similar to mana just more specialized. While mana is universal holy power is based on purifying and strengthening. So the shields they came up with were Bubble which I can use to recycle air and travel in space and water. And Dome which stops surrounding attacks. And then they helped improving my basic shield which could now stop a tank shell on the lowest setting! After every training session they said they wanted a reward so that always ended in sex. Turns out that they feed off sex. Their powers are based off life and vitality so when they have sex they absorb mine. Due to my powers and abilities I could keep going with practically no side effect. They said if a man or woman (interesting) slept with them that much they would die. Which is why they are happy to have found me and if I die they will find my soul and kick my ass!
Alita and Inari both woke up about a week ago. When they saw my room they cheered. Bitches...When i filled them in on what was going on they were astounded. Not at the fact that I was training no at the fact that I was picking it up relatively well. Of course they couldn't lose so they made me train even more inside the Training area. After a few days my training with the girls showed and I made vast improvements. They were pissed when they found out I lost the lance but got over it. Now they have me make a lance out of ice and practice with that. When I asked why I don't use just them in weapon form they said it was insurance. Speaking of them in weapon form I am now strong enough to shoot Alita in bow form 5 times before I run out of holy power. My shields impressed her tremendously as well. Thanks to moms training I can handle Inari more efficiently as well. In the end the girls agreed that mom and the others are somewhat competent teachers.
Since its now early November the 8th to be exact and winter finals are coming up I got a day off. Not like I am going to study. I decide to suit up and head out for the night. Alita and Inari are complaining that I should be training but honestly I haven't done a damn fun thing besides partying with Garth that one time. My books are on lockdown still and every time I buy a new game I like it gets destroyed when I come home. I haven't had heart to go for another xbox, I don't think I could take it if it was destroyed.
I head out and find the tallest building which turns out to be the Chase building. I lay on the roof and enjoy the chilly night air. I like the cold air but I hate snow. As I am enjoying the night air and looking up at the sky while lying on my back. Alita and Inari are lying on my arms not really moving.
Then I feel Inari stiffen and a gust of wind.
"Goddess damnit what now!"
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