《Lazy Ash》29.Trapped,Food,and Your son has been killed by War
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Just a bit of a rant here skip if you want.
Whats with people not putting up chapters just because they don't have enough donations?Thats kinda annoying in my opinion.Also screw voting this year I literally have to pick between the lesser of two huge evils.I mean wtf!?
Heres the next enjoy.
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The ride home was uneventful really.All mom and Lesley did was shoot me a few glance while I lay in the backseat trying to heal.Its kinda fucked up that overusing my powers negates my natural healing abilities and drops them down to about 10% of use.Which is almost human level.
Since I was bored and in pain I decided to screw around with x-ray and see if I could work out some other uses.I figure the 20-minute ride should allow me something.I knew there wasn't much to be gained really but I figured its something at least.After about 5 minutes I found all its uses.Bit of a letdown for a power.Although that doesn't mean its not fun.
I could adjust how much I see through things and with my eyesight even in a moving car I could see everything in perfect detail.So I started checking out every hot chick on the way home.Why the fuck did I never think of this before!?I mean some of the milfs that were with their kids were fucking amazing!Quite a few had some world changing lingerie on.Of course I checked out not just them but every 6-10 I saw along the way.I'm not exactly picky but I do have standards.I.E. no fat chicks.I messed up when I was looking and came across one.I immediately threw up.Mom and Lesley were startled and mom got pissed but I am currently getting blood all over her seat sooo...
But man was that bad.It was like Java made sweet love to Quasimodo and produced a ball of grease that had both of their features.The worst part she was wearing a thong......
That image will require severe therapy and my identic memory is making that a must.
After that I was careful and made sure to pick my women.Gratefully there were some 10's along the way to help block out the memory.Ah therapy, I knew it was a good idea.
We make it home as and I am currently checking out Miss Walsh across the street always found her to be hot.And with her in those black lace underwear, she looks even better.Mom and Lesley reach in to help me out.I have to hurry and make sure I don't see something that will send me to therapy for a whole new reason.My eye sweeps the house for a second.
Oh no.
Currently in my house are Sam,Clare,Angelica, and Cir.I was naive.I knew they wanted to talk but I thought I had time to come up with a lie.Damnit!Why did I spend the whole ride home looking at naked and half naked women!?
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"Hey ma why don't we head to Specialty and grab something to eat after that fight Im a little hungry."I try
She looks at me and gives me a smile.Normally a smile is a good thing from your mother.Filled with love and warmth promising you happiness.This smile which from anyone else's perspective would show all these things wasn't, to me it was filled with intentions I knew I wouldn't like.
"Now Ash we can't keep our guests waiting.Afterall Lesley and I did tell them to meet us here."She replies
OH nonononono.This is not good not in the slightest.They wanted answers and currently I can't escape from them.Maybe I can sneak up to my room.I have a tiny amount of holy energy I should be able to escape to the training area and wait them out and recover.Ha I knew I was a genius!
We go into the house and enter the living room.Now the girls are currently in the living room.My bedroom door is attached.
"Uh give me a minute I need to change."I tell everyone.Of course there's no way I will tell them my suit is made from shadows and can repair itself.So my clothes underneath aren't that bad.They all nod and I smile inwardly.
As I open my door and head up the steps Clare calls out."I disabled the teleport circle you have in your room.Hope you don't mind Sam and I found it while you were asleep before and your mother was inclined to believe you would run.This is also something that should be discussed."
I freeze.Note to self never underestimate mom.I sigh and trudge up the stairs.I swear I could feel moms smirk.Its not fair when your mother and the women your sleeping with plot against you.
I go upstairs and throw on a simple set.My kh2 shirt and a pair of dark blue jeans.The jeans were a pair I haven't made a hole in yet so I did so to let my tails free.Then I decided to face the music and headed downstairs.
"Mom where's dad and the boys?"
"Your father is at work and the boys are at a friends."She replies.
I guess that explains why we came in through the front door.She wasn't worried dad would see us.
"*sigh*So what is it that everyone wants?"I ask
"First young man we have guests.Why don't you go make something and then we will talk."Mom reprimands me.
"Wait you want me to cook now!?I just fuc-(She narrows her eyes)fought WAR!You know the strongest being on earth!?"I reply
"Ash WE HAVE GUESTS!"She gives me a dark look.
I know there's no more point in arguing.I get up and head to the kitchen.I decide on something simple.So I made 7 plates of huevos rancheros.Of course with my own special seasonings.I grabbed some of my homemade fruit juice and poured glasses.I topped two of them of with some blood.And put a little blood on two of the plates.
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Wait, can vampires even eat?Oh well to late to dwell on it now.I load up like a perfect waiter and head out.I place all of the food in front of the right individuals.Mom likes hers really spicy.Lesley's more mild and the rest were just done traditional.
"You decided to make this?"Mom asks
"Yea I am tired this is probably my limit."I reply
"Well, at least I know its delicious you were never one to make bad food.Mines extra spicy right?"
"Yes mother."
She gives me a smile and digs in.Lesley already started and is wolfing it down.The other girls all took one bite and were staring at their food.
Mom looks at them and frowns."Not to your tastes."Her tone is a bit icy.For some reason when someone complains about my food she gets pissed.
Cir is the first to respond."Its not that its just this is one of the best things I have ever eaten.And the juice is phenomenal!"Huh guess vampire can eat food.
All the girls nod in agreement.Mom and Lesley smirk while I just enjoy my food.I wasn't lying when I said I was hungry.Plus if someone doesn't like my cooking thats their opinion.I was a little happy at the praise though.
"You do know I own a 4-star restaurant right?"Mom asks them and they all nod.
"Well I am the head chef and when Ash is there I'm just an assistant.He has long surpassed me in cooking."Mom tells them.
All the girls look at me in awe.Sam and Clare both share a look and turn to me with predatory gazes."Interesting you never mentioned you were such an amazing cook Ash."Sam says.
"Never came up."
She narrows her eyes and goes back to eating.I have the feeling this may turn into a thing.
"Hmm you added some of your blood to the dish and the drink?It doesn't pull away from the dish at all in fact it makes it better!You surpass all of my chefs and some of them are over 800 years old."Angelica says
"Well its not that hard like everything else blood has a taste you just have to incorporate it right."I say with a shrug.
Both her and Cir give me a look and lick their lips.Ok another thing.
After everyone was done eating and looking sadly at their plates.It was time to talk.
They asked the obvious questions like where did I get the lance,how am I connected to the goddess of women,and how the hell did I get such a power boost.
I went with the lance first."Well I sorta got it off an insane priest who was trying to kill me."
Mom's eyes opened wide and she glares at me."You lied to me!"She yells.
Oh shit.She figured it out.I went ahead and explained more as to what happen that night.Mom grew angrier after every sentence.Finding out that they were using my family as a way to threaten me then when I got out of it they tried to kill me.She was pissed that she let those fuckers in her house,but she was even more pissed that I lied.I was going to pay for that.Mom was also quite upset about the fact I've killed before.Lesley wasn't happy about that news either.Mom said I shouldn't have had to do that and cried a little.
"So about the goddess you summoned?Why weren't we told of her part in the plan?"Clare asks
"Well it was sort of a gamble on whether she would help or not.I knew after War killed those gods that were with Anubis some of the gods had a dislike of her.I didn't think she killed Rheas son but...."I finish with a shurg.
"So you put your life on the line for a gamble."Angelicas tone was dark and all the women in the room had matching angry glares.All directed at me.
"Yea pretty much."Damnit why now!?
My response pissed all of them off.Even though I meant to say that in my head.Stupid elements and their stupid passing shit on.
With an angry look on her face Sam speaks."And why did she put her tongue down your throat?"
Man that tone scares me and the looks I'm getting really not good.Moms is starting to make me want to hide.I tried to come up with a good reason but well.
"That was an unexpected surprise.I mean I have hit on her pretty openly but didn't see that coming but damn was it good."I really need to work on not saying stupid shit.
It got bad in that room.My aura sight could only see black auras.I wanted to cry.
I explained to them that due to certain reasons I became part of Rheas faith.In return for saving me.They didn't like my answer and wanted more but right now I wasn't giving any.Even with a knife position toward my jewels.
"Why didn't you try Laverna I mean we are her descendants?"Lesley asks
"Well lets just say her and I got off on the wrong foot."Was all I gave.
"Fine if you're not going to tell us more at least explain the strength you displayed."Angelica demands with a huff.
"That's something I can only do maybe once a year.I can improve one aspect of my abilities tremendously for a few minutes only downside is that it drains all my strength afterward."
"I see that's unfortunate if you could do that all the time you would be unstoppable."She replies
"Not really my-
At that moment the doorbell rings.I hide my tail and ears while mom answers the door.She opens it and I hear a voice.
"Mrs.Falls I'm sorry to tell you this but your son has been killed by War."
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