《Lazy Ash》26.Alcohol,Women,and Pole Dancing
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Cir drinking from me was the same as Angelica.I got really hard.Only difference was when she was done she stuck her tongue down my throat.Most definitely the weirdest kiss I have had to date.She used her fangs to nick the inside of my lip and tongue and continued to roam my mouth.But am I gonna complain?Hell the fuck no!
Angelica came back with a phone a few minutes later and saw the scene."Hey no fair stealing ahead Cir!"
Cir pulled back and had a hungry look in her eyes.She licked her lips then turned to her lady."Sorry but I couldn't help it from his smell alone I was already hot.When I got a taste well.."
I was in a slight daze with a smile on my face.However when I saw Alita and Inari's looks my erection started to die off at a fast pace.I removed Cir from my lap said a quick apology and rushed to grab the phone then disappeared into the bathroom.
"So we tell not to feed one and you ignore us.Then the other asks and you not only let her drink from you almost fuck her in front of us?"Inari asks in a dangerous voice.
There was probably a right answer here somewhere.But I didn't use it.
"Yep."
I replied with a smile and started dialing the first number.Then I froze.Why did I respond like that!?Im not that fucking stupid so why did I answer that way!?I felt icy glares on my back and turned to the girls.
"Look im 17 and two incredibly hot chicks wanted some I'm not going to say no am I?"I told them
My heart stopped for a second at their looks.All signs that showed I was a healthy male were gone in fact if someone were to peek under the curtain they would probably laugh.
What the hell is wrong with me?Why am I saying such stupid things!?
"Oh really!? They said in unison
"Ash we know you have some sort of plan but know while we cant get you now due to circumstances there will be a price to pay."Alita says darkly her eyes normally calm and inviting were raging flames.
At this point I'm sure my brain was arguing with my penis to figure out a way to save the situation or at least give it back control.It refused.
I for some reason shrugged and showed an indifferent expression.Then turned back to the phone.I heard some pretty dark plan being held behind me....
After I made my calls and told the individuals where to come.I went back into the room and saw Cir and Angelica sitting there drinking.Cir had another new bottle I glanced at the bar and there was now 3 empty bottles of liquor and they weren't cheap brands either Tres-Quatro-Cinco tequila priced at $390 a bottle,2 bottles ofJunmai Daiginjo Sake priced at almost 600 dollars a bottle,and lastly she was chugging the whiskey that was 500 dollars a fucking glass!
Wait a minute.Just how did I know all of that?I take another look at the bar and can recognize every brand,I know the prices for most if not all, and I know how they all are supposed to taste.What the fuck is going on!?
Cir and Angelica see me standing there and ask if everything is alright.I dont answer them.Alita and Inari float in front of me and also ask if I am alright, since they can sense my feeling and they know I am internally freaking the hell out.
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I snap out of it when a flash happens and Sam and Clare appear in the room.They were dressed in their normal villain atire and both were looking around the room with intrest.Cir and Angelica on the other hand were both getting ready to strike down the intruders both of their eyes were blood red and feral.
"Woah woah calm down I called them here!"I yell at the two vampires.
"You called two mages who specialize in two of the most deadly magics to a den of vampires!"Angelica roars.
"Yea pretty much."There I go with the stupid words again.
"Rogue I thought you said this was for business?From the looks of this room minus the annoying leeches all you had in mind was fun.Had we known we would have dressed better.After all we haven't seen each other in a while."Sam says with a playfull smile.
Her leech comment had the girls growling.
Clare had power ready in her hand and I could tell her targets were the two vampire girls."White witch its fine they are friends."I try to sooth her
"Oh are you sure because I can sense your blood in side both of them.They are pretty powerful so long as you are compelled I believe you should stay still while we take care of them."Sam then turns to the vampires and Clare gets ready to take them out.
I got a little pissed at being ingnored.Huh guess this must be how Alita and Inari feel..Lets not dwell on that.
Before they could all do something stupid I activated my lighting through my body.I speed forth and grabed all of them and threw them into the oversized bath in the bathroom.It was set up like a hot spring and was totally badass which also answered my question on how Angelica got clean.
All of the girls gave out a yell of surprise.Then four pairs of eyes looked up at me with dark looks."Next time listen!?I told you two(pointing at Sam and Clare) that they were friends and I told you two (pointing at Cir and Angelica) I called them!Now if everyone has cooled down we can go back into the room and wait for the last guest."I tell them then head back into the room.I walk up and grab a bottle of Glenfiddich 55 and pour myself a glass neat and delight in the taste.I was going to start wondering how those words popped into my head and how I knew this particular whiskey would suit my current tastes but I was slightly irritated.
All of the girls came out of the bathroom.Clare and Sam were dry while Cir and Angelica had changed into simple clothes.White tees and jeans.Was a little disappointed in the change.
Seeing my look Angelica gives me a glare."Why dress up when I have ruined two dresses tonight."She huffed angryly.
Cir just walks up and tries to grab my bottle for a chug.I swat her hand away.She jumps back and gives me a glare."You will not ruin excellent whisky Cir."Ok now I know something is definitely wrong.I just scolded a woman.Me!The one person who is absolutely ruled by women in general!
She sniffs and grabs another bottle from the bar.I notice its a cheap $250 bottle of wine and nod.Wine is for idiots who can't drink and her disrespecting premium alcohol like she has its for the best.Woah now im judgy?
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The two newcomers approve of my choice in drink and ask for a glass.Sam asked for ice and accepted none after I gave her a glare.
"Rogue you seem different then normal more forceful and stressed.Also your soul has been damaged recently what is our purpose here?"Clare asks
"I'll explain about why you guys are here in a few minutes the last person should be here in a few minutes."I replied.
"And your soul?"She pressed
"Alita how can she see the damage still I thought you hid it when we ran into War?"
"Shes a soul mage there is nothing I can do that she wouldn't find.Hell if she was at another level of power Inari and I would keep quiet around her.As she would be able to see and hear us.Hell she probably can see two different aspects connected to your soul but thanks our abilities we are able to hidde from her."Alita replies
"So the reason you kept quiet around War?"
"She while not a soul mage is at a level where seeing and hearing us is incredibly simple."Was her reply
I turn to Clare who has an annoyed expression because I haven't answered her yet."I won't go into detail but I was attacked and ended up getting my soul damaged in the process."
She frowns at the lack of explanation.I can see her getting ready to force me to explain when a knock sounds on the door.Then the door opens and one of the steroid twins leads in the last person for my plan.Lesley/Laverna
"You better have a damn good reason why you are in a strip club on a school night!"I hear a voice I didn't expect trail from behind Lesley
"Oh shit."I panic at that moment and surge lighting through my body and leap toward a window.
Even with my increased speed a cord wraps around my neck and I am dragged to the middle of the room where my mother dressed exactly like Lesley is glaring at me in anger.
"Y-yo mo-mom."I shoot a glare at Lesley.
She gives one right back."What did you expect?You sneak out of your room in the middle of the night and then call me to a strip club and you thought what I wasn't going to tell someone?"
"Yea pretty much."The cord around my neck tightens and I start gagging.
I then feel an extreme amount of bloodlust directed toward us."I have no idea why two Lavernas showed up and starting attacking but I will ask you two to stop before you die!"I hear Sam yell
"Oh for fucks sake."I use my black flame and eat the cord around my neck,flip up,and glare at everyone present my anger over the past day exploding.
"Everyone sit the fuck down NOW!"All the women present looked at me in shock.Especially the ones who have known me my whole life.I have never talked to women that way before.
I glare at all of them and they comply.Then I refill my glass and take a sip to help cool my anger.Mom and Lesley get ready to yell at me again but another glare silences them although they both keep dark looks.
"Now if everyone will stop being a pain in my ass I will explain why I asked you all here."I don't know whats up with me but damn if this didn't feel good.
They all look at me with narrowed gazes but nod."The reason I called you all here is to help me with a really big problem."I then started to explain the situation to them.By the end of it they all had dark looks.Mom and Lesleys were full of murderous intent.
"At first I was going to just accept my fate but thanks to Angelica I realized that I really didn't want to be her bitch.So what I asking for is do you guys want to take down the strongest person on the planet?"I finish
"I assume you have a plan?"Clare asks
"Hopefully better than the one when we attacked the tower."Lesley mutters
I shoot her a glare.She just smiles back."Actually yes I do."I then proceed to fill them in on my intentions all of them were staring at me in shock.
"Holy shit cuz that might actually work."Lesley says.Mom give her a disaproving look but nods.
"We agree but while we are close to you Rogue whats in it for us?You don't expect us to go against War for free right?"Sam asks
"Name it."I say without hesitation
She and Clare look at each other and nod."We have two things one to be paid now one to be paid later."
"Deal."My reply threw them
"Your not going to ask what they are?"The both ask in shock
"Look I am asking for something huge here so I honestly don't care.Plus after all this time if you two had any bad intentions against me I would be dead already.So I trust you."
They both actually blushed at my response.Weird."Ok well the first payment is.."Sam turns to look at the pole in the middle of the room.
"How about a bit of a dance."Clare finishes
My jaw drops.Mom and Lesley were pissed.
"Now hold on here bitch what are trying to have my son do!"Mom yells
"He agreed you must break the umbilical cord sometime miss?"Angelica pipes in.
Mom shoots her a dark look.But doesn't answer
"I have one thing to add though I want you to take off your hood and tell me your name."She adds
"I thought I already paid you."I ask
Everyone looks curious about that but keep quiet.
"Yes but it seems that everyone know who you are and are tiptoeing around your name.These two calmed down quite easily and have actually had an air of respect toward your mother and Laverna.I don't think its fair that Cir and I are left in the dark."Angelica says with a cute pout
I look at mom and Lesley.They seemed to take the fact that Sam and Clare knew who they were pretty well."Its fine Ash honey since you are asking for something like this its fine she knows."Mom says but her eyes tell me im going to answer how Sam and Clare knew later.
"Well mom already told you my name so."I take off my hood.
All the girls except mom and Lesley gasp."Holy shit you got even better looking in the time we haven't seen you!"Clare shouts and shares a look with Sam and both lick their lips.
Cir and Angelica have hungry expressions that worry me a bit.
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I look at the pole in the room and think how the hell am I supposed to do this?I glance back at the waiting girls.Mom has a glass now and has a dark look on her face but doesn't say anything.Lesley looks amused.And Alita and Inari are both siting on the top of the sofa with huge grins on their faces.
I sigh at my situation.I walk up and grab the pole.Cir picks up a remote and the lights in the room change and music starts playing.
What the fuck am I even-All of a sudden I knew what to do.Just like with the drinks earlier the information was in my head.I started dancing to the music perfectly bending,shakeing, and sliding around and up and down the pole.At one point I even ripped the top off my suit.Since its made from my dark element I didn't worry to much.By the time I was done the girls had started placing bills in my pants and whistling.Mom had a sad/shocked look.While Lesley's eyes looked ready to burst out of her head.The rest were either panting and drooling or had hungry looks.
I was left wondering what happened.Just whats going on with me.Right when my dance ended though I felt a change.Then I was standing in a white area with nothing around.
"Yo whats up bro?"
I turn around and see well myself except a little more mature with a beard.And his fur was golden instead of white.
"Lighting right?"
"Got it in one!Look we dont have too much time.While I hate being all serious I got to tell you a few things.Otherwise those two will get upset at me.You my young friend have stumbled upon the way to increase your strength!As you know merging with us increases your power.Normally that would mean understanding our strengths and weaknesses and forcing us to submit.But you my boy are different.When you merge with us you will gain our memories and skills.They way you do this is by doing things we have done in our previous lives and since tonight you were pretty much me on an average Monday you got a wicked boost.Plus bonus I pissed off Ice and Darkness for being first!All the knowledge on Alcohol and pole dancing came from me. He said all this with a winning smile
A little annoyed at the factthat this guy was influencing me."So is that all I get some knowledge about drinks and pole dancing?"I ask annoyed
"Nope think of it like percentages.Right now you are at 10 10 15 the 15 being me so your lighting ability has also increased a by 5%.The more you do activities we did in our lives the more we merge and the stronger you get.Oh don't tell Inari or Alita they will try to stop it."He then started to fade away before I could ask why.
"Oh and before I forget Blonds get it done but brunettes do it better.Remember that!"
I opened my eyes and look at everyone they were in the positions as before.Like everything happened in an instant.
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After everyone was calmed down and a few promises were made to visit me at night soon.I told everyone to start their preparations.On the way out mom stopped and turned around.Blocking the others from leaving."So how many of you have fucked my son?"
I took off at a dead sprint.
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