《Lazy Ash》25.Stripclub,Maid,and I didn't say no.
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Okay I want to say a few things mainly to stop a few comments (hopefully).First if I said at any point in time that I had the intention or no intention of doing something in the story then I meant it.AT THAT TIME!
My point it the story is constantly changing on my end im adding character deleting characters etc.I actually have the story thought out generally 3-4 chapters ahead not the dialogue mind you.
One case of me changing the story is both Alita and Inari were supposed to die in the first arc.The chapter where the goddesses attacked them was actually the rewritten version of the final chapter for arc 1.The girls were supposed to die protecting Ash from the soul attack and the second arc was going to follow his revenge.This was my "INTENT" from the start I had that chapter planned for a while but due to a few different reasons (mainly people liked them)I didn't go that route.
So if I say something I mean it then but there is still the chance for me to go a different way.So if you still feel that I wronged you or that this is a waste of time my bad.
Heres the next one enjoy!
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"A strip club.The place you wanted me to bring you to is a strip club.How the hell I am even supposed to get in?"I ask Angelica
"Why the front door of course."She says simply
I sigh."Of course."
I walk through the door and enter a lobby.Theres a small bench,an ATM, and a window with a woman behind it and two big pale dudes on either side that I assume are bouncers with access to steroids.When the bouncers see me walk in with a girl covered in blood I assumed someone would freak out.But instead they got down on one knee.
"My lady."They both said in unison.
Oh crap......I looked down at the girl in my arms and slowly started to think about how bad I may have fucked up now.Is it possible for me to have a normal interaction with a female that doesn't end with thinking what did I get myself into?
"Arise and prepare me and my guest a room.Also I need a change of clothes so fetch Cir."Angelica orders.
"As you wish."They both replied.
"So is no one going to mention the fact that we are covered in blood?"I ask aloud
No one answered.The Steroid twins motioned for me to follow.
"Guess thats a no."
"Ash you are going to need to be very careful from here on out.You are about to enter a vampire establishment.Every member of the staff could be a vampire and you have no Idea how strong they are or what their abilities are."Alita warns.
"She is right Ash when it comes to sneaky shit vampires among the best not better than Kitsune of course but they are a close second."Inari chimes in.
"Let me guess they own a lot of the best nightclubs,have control of blood banks,and make great lawyers and politicians?"I ask sarcastically
"Huh maybe you aren't as dumb as we thought."Inari says
My eye twitches at that.I also kept quiet about the missed sarcasm.Seriously!?They actually do that shit!?Guess books and movies get some shit right.Although I swear to god if some motherfucker sparkles in daylight I am making it my personal priority to kill every last damn one!
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We are led to a room that says V.I.P. There is a bed in the middle press against the wall with the foot facing a pool.To left is a bar.With even my limited understanding of alcohol I can tell are top dollar brands.Then to the right a corner sofa with a glass table in front of it.I make sure to make a mental note not to activate a few of my sights.I really don't want to know.There is also another door which I assume is the bathroom.
Angelica motions for me to set her down.Then walks to the bar grabs two glasses and fills them halfway.Then she heads to the couch and motions for me to sit.I walk over there but don't sit.I really don't want to sit somewhere that most definitely has been "Used".
Angelica raises a brow at my refusal to sit."Do not worry Rogue there are most definitely not any "leftovers".This is one of are feeding rooms.Sometimes the guests need a little "encouragement" when we are trying to feed.My staff are not whores.And to answer your question from earlier I had you bring me to a club that doubles as a strip club.We alternate depending on need or demand.Now sit and enjoy this whiskey its Dalmore scotch."
"Right.."I decide to do a quick scan despite her assurances even with my mental note warning me.See that everything is "safe" I sit and grab my glass and down it.If goes down smooth and had a hint of citrus.Wait...How the hell did I just drink that so easily I have never even drunk befor-Goddess damnit Lighting how much did you fucking drink in my body!I actually enjoyed what was supposed to be my first drink.
"You do know you just downed a 500 dollar glass of scotch?"Angelica said disapprovingly.
I almost choked.500 dollars!?For a freaking glass?Ok I am admitting this now.Adults are fucking morons."Yea well been that kinda night.And I have the feeling its not over yet."I say while watch a girl come in with a rack of clothes while wearing an English maid outfit.The nerd in me and my penis both shouted in joy.Viva la maids!
The girl had her hair done in a braid over her shoulder with the poof on top.She had a pale but slightly dark complexion.She was short but not overly.She had dark brown eyes and small lips.But The thing that sold it was the outfit.Everything about her outfit was perfect.My inner nerd was crying at the absolute joy of the situation.Goddess why dont I have a camera!!!
"The clothes you asked for my lady."The maid said with a bow
My life was partly complete in that moment."Thank you Cir.You can act casually he is a friend."Angelica says.
"Oh thank god I despise all this formal acting."She then walks over to the bar grabs a bottle and chugs about half.
My heart broke a little.Give me back my pure image of maids!!!!
Angelica refills my glass and then walks towards the clothes."So Angelica why is it that you came back covered in blood,with none of your guards,and with a delicious smelling kitsune?"Cir asks while leaning on the bar bottle still in hand.
"The Duke found me tonight and when I didn't comply he acted."
"That bastard if he touched you in any way!"Cir yells
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"Calm yourself my dear.Yes I was wounded quite heavily infact but thanks to our young friend here I was saved."
Cir looks at me and raises a brow."Hes not compelled?"
"Do you really thin I would risk trouble with the foxes just for a bit of fun with one of their males?Plus I already tried to compel him he seems to be immune.Besides look closer don't you recognize him?"
Wait what?Did she say she tried to compel me!?
Cir looks me over and then her eyes widen in shock."Holy shit he is the one the damn Foxes are looking for the one that took out the Mega Force Rogue!
Please stop ruining maids for me.I sob internally
Angelica pulls out a purple and blue dress with frills and nods her head then walks to the bathroom.She leaves the door open and starts speaking.
"Yes.And he is responsible for my late husbands death."Angelica drops a bombshell.
I end up choking on my drink at that point."Hus-husband!"I shout
"Oh I didn't mention?The Duke was my husband."She pokes her head out and says.
"No.You failed to mention that fact."
"No worries it was in name only.A sham marriage to force me to breed with that sorry waste of a vampire.I have lived over 1400 years my own way and the council decides I need a partner to keep my blood pure.I am a Duchess not some breeding toy!"She yells in the bathroom.
She finally walks out no longer covered in blood.Did she take a shower I didn't hear any water?I can tell my first assessment of her is right Legal,loli,twin tail,with blue hair and pink tips.Her sapphire eyes and voice were the only thing that betrayed her age.Kinda like Rory from Gate!
"Wait breed?Don't you mean turn?"I ask
Both of them look at me and sigh."You are kitsune yet know nothing of vampires!?"Cir asked incredulously.
"Lets just say my knowledge on the supernatural doesn't extend farther than what I know about myself.(and I dont even know that much really)"
"I see while your lack of knowledge is quite sad to answer your question no we do not turn people.We breed just like others.We age until our mid to late twenties then stop."Angelica answers
So you being a loli is bad genetics huh?Of course saying that out load might be bad.
"You should know the Dukes family won't allow you to get away with what you did tonight."She warned
"Great something else to worry about guess I will add it to my list."I reply
"Oh you don't seem to bothered by the fact that soon a group of noble vampires will be hunting you?"
"Yea well if I compare them to the likes of War they aren't really a problem in my mind."I say
Both of them raise an eye at that."What problem do you have with her?"
I figure can't hurt so I explain to them my situation.The listened all the way and didn't interrupt.
"Hmm you should've dealt with Mega Girl along with the Mega Force.But I don't see a problem really just figure a way out.I mean you could always kill her.You kind has always excelled in assassination."Angelica says
"This is War we are talking about here she can kill a GOD!"I reason
"Your telling me you have nothing that can hurt her?"
"Well I do but-
"But nothing figure out a way or would you rather be her toy?You realize the second you join that team you will be nothing but her puppet.Or as the children say her Bitch."
I look at her in shock.She is right I would be nothing War's little bitch boy.But how Can I beat her.....My fire won't work her healing speed is definitely faster than vampires and I will only get one shot.Then I remember Darkness left me a present.
Slowly I piece something together but it's only the end game.I need help with the start."Do you think I could call some people here."I look up and ask
Angelica smiles."Of course and I believe you are going to want our help as well.Of course my price is cheap."
"Didn't I just save you?"
"That was that this is different."
"How?"I ask confused
"Trust me."She gives me another smile.
"Ok whats the price?"
"Well im still a bit hungry."She licks her lips
"So in other words you just wanted an excuse to drink my blood and never had the intention to make me pay you?"
She pouts a little."Is that a no?"
"Of course thats a no!"I hear Alita roar in rage
"Woah whats your problem?"I ask her
"Ash your blood has been nourished by holy power and your a kitsune so of course to these leeches you smell and taste delicious your like two delicasies mixed into one!"She yells
"Plus we dont like the fact of you letting her drink from you."Inari says
"Look I am not going to fight you guys on this I am most likely going to need her help otherwise im committing suicide."I tell them
I look at Angelica."Sure go ahead."I tilt my neck
Both Cir and Angelica look at me shock."Re-Realy!?"Angelica asks
"Yea I mean I let you have some earlier so it's not really a big deal."I say ignoring the screaming Alita and Inari.
"You have no idea what it means for another supernatural to offer their blood up to a vampire means do you?"Cir asks
Angelica looks at her and frowns."Sorry but he needs to know otherwise it could be bad later."Cir tells her.
"No but I can guess.It either makes you stronger or you gain some attribute of the creature.Right?"
They both raise an eye."I thought you said you didn't know anything about vampires and both by the way?"Cir asks amused
"I read a lot of fantasy not to hard to put things together plus regardless of what it was I don't really care without help im dead ."I say with a shrug
Then I tilt my head again and motion Angelica.She walks over to me climbs into my lap and sinks her fangs in.At first there was a sharp pain but then it numbs.The weirdest part.I got hard.So hard it kinda hurt.It didn't help matters that she noticed and started moving but damn if it didn't feel good.Eventually she stops and pulls back and looks at me.
"So someone seems happy at our exchange?"She says with an amused smile.
"Don't let her fool you she is most likely wet herself that only happens when both parties are attracted to each other."Cir says and starts chuging a new bottle.I see the old one empty at her side.
Angelica pouts."Why ruin my fun?"
Cir smirks.
Trying really hard to kill my erection but have difficulties due to her still being in my lap and rubbing back and forth."Ok while I would like to explore that I really need to make some calls if I want to live in a few days."
Angelica smiles and nods."I'll have to get you a phone as no call can be made out by cells.Some customers call for help every now and then."
I chose to ignore that last comment and let her go grab a phone.Cir then turns to me.
"So can I get a taste?"
I didn't say no.
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So I read that book good intentions and the only similarities I found were in the begining and even then there were differences.But I get why the two were compaired.The church,two girls tied up in a ritual,boy saves them,they get tied together.Is there more in the second book?Also thanks The Albatross for telling me the name of the book.And HA to those of you who doubted me!
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