《Lazy Ash》22.Talk,Banned,and Meep!
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Inari
Alita and I came to at about 4am we were surprised to see we were in Ash's room.
"It must've worked."I heard Alita say.
"Yea but what the fuck was that?Why would Laverna attack Ash?"I ask her.
"I don't think it was Ash she was aiming for."Alita says slowly
"How.....I see she must have a plan for Ash and we are in her way huh.It makes sense.Ash is connected to her by blood so even with him being outside of others reach she would always be able to see him.If you put together the fact that he had multiple blessings its obvious someone has plans for him.I mean he has two time goddess blessings,the goddess of love(hate that bitch),The goddess of women,and for some reason the goddess of the moon.That is just far to many to not have something going on.Also the fact that they are all goddesses even more."I reply
"Right and with us around Ash most likely won't be willing to help or get tricked into helping.In short we are obstacles."Alita says.
"I see but it also could be our gods."She looks at me in surprise she must have not thought of that possibility.
"That even more!That's why they are all goddesses there must be a plan that would be ruined if a male god came into the picture!"She yells.
"Still im not allowing them to have their way also we cannot involve our gods and I especially mean that with you."I glare at her.
"Why?My god is known to be just and fair!If we would've involved him or the archangels from the start we could possibly be free."Alita glares back
"I knew from the start Ash was different when he inherited our powers.I also new that our gods would use him as a tool especially yours.Don't even try to deny it you may think your god is all good but I know better.I won't let him be used for my asshole god or yours so don't even let that thought get through.Ash trusts us and I won't betray that trust and if you do I will end you!"I stare at her darkly.
She flinches back at my tone.Then looks down."I never had any intention of betraying him but I still don't believe that God would use him but I can't say the same for the others."
I stare at her and decide to let the issue drop however if she puts Ash in danger I will kill her without hesitation."So why did you pick Rhea if you thought they were after us?"I ask her.
"Rhea will never take sides with any gods she is neutral and even governs her own world as the main god."She looks at me and replies.
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"I see then it make sense to pick her.When Ash wakes up we will ask him what happened."I tell her.
She just nods.
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Ash
When I wake up I'm assaulted by Alita and Inari with questions about what happened.I the fill them in about Rhea minus the whole trying to sleep with her thing.Don't think that would go over to well.
"I see I was right to pick her although that favor of hers has me worried hopefully it won't be anything to outrageous." Alita says.
"Still though from your words she must not be able to see or sense us which is good.However we need to talk about Laverna."Inari tells me.
"What about the fact the bitch attacked me for no reason."I state
"She wasn't after you she was after us."Alita says.
"You but I thought nothing could see you due to both of you being hidden by my soul?"I ask confused
"Normally thats true but Laverna is related to you she has first dibs on everything related to your soul.Add on the fact that she has probably been constantly watching you well."
Alita then went on to tell me what her and Inari talked about last night.I was surprised at what they thought, even more to find out that I was possibly a tool to be used by the Goddesses.Although knowing who has blessings on me is a bit comforting.I asked if there was a way to get rid of the blessings of the others as they might be in with Laverna but they said that it isn't possible that only the Goddesses themselves can remove such things.
I guess I should be happy they aren't curses.We cut our talk as my mom calls for me to come for breakfast.After which I follow my normal routine and head off to school.Im sure that school is a portal to hell.Although I asked Alita and she looked at me with pity.
School surprisingly went by with ease all the teachers didn't even bother with me much to my delight Mrs.Demi didn't either.I kept a lookout for Cindy but it appears she was avoiding me.Which is cool that means I don't have to worry about her (hopefully).
After school I head to Specialty I promised mom I would help out for a bit since she was still a bit pissed about my lying last night.The rest of the staff there was happy to see me.Mainly because I can take off some of the heat from mom tonight.Apparently she has been moody today.The night goes by with everyone on edge mom has gone off on someone at least every half hour.I tried to calm her down once and she gave me a look that stopped me cold.
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We found out later why mom was so upset.Tech/Tom Rivers showed up with some model attached to his arm.Apparently he booked a table and mom has been spending the day trying to find a way to get rid of his reservation.But without a good reason she can't.After what has happen to me mom hates anyone related to the Mega Force.
I caught her trying to poisin their food and instead made it myself and brought it out.As I was placeing the dishes down.Tech stops me.
"Were these prepared by the owner herself?"He asks
"No I made them."I answer flatly
"What!How could we eat something made by a teenager!I demand you take these back!"The model shouts.Tech nods his head.
"Well first you dumb bimbo I am the owners son and any chef in there will tell you im the best cook back there including my mother.I help out everynow and then because I hate to work.No matter who made this you do not get a choice all the chefs here are competent and great at what they do so if you are just going to bitch then get the fuck out of here."I say calmly.She is not the first customer I've dealt with that is a rich snob.
Both of them look at me and shock and then Tech speaks up."I see if thats true then I apologize for our behavior but there was no need to insult her so apologize."He then give me a look that all but orders me to.
"Yea not going to happen people who belive they are above others need to be brought down a peg.Especially models most are money grubbing attention whores.Now enjoy you meal"I turn and start to walk away but Tech grabs my hand.
"Look I can buy this place and turn it into a McDonalds so apologize."The model looks smug as she knows there is nothing a boy could do against a hero.
I turn and look into the kitchen it seems they all gathered at the window to see what was going on and then I see moms face go red and she grabbs a knife and starts heading my way.I don't want her going to jail so I have to handle this.
I look down at his hand."Take your fucking hand off me pretty boy."I say darkly
His smile drops from his face and I see him start to get angry."Look all you need to do is apologize this isn't something you are getting out of.I have billions of dollars and can buy you if I want now apologize!"His grip hardens and I lose it.
I grab his wrist and twist.I feel a snap and he yells in pain."You may be a hero but without you gadgets you aren't much now you are banned from this resturant get the hell out of here and that goes for you too bitch!"I roar
I could hear Alita and Inari cheering in my head.I turn to see mom with a smile on her face and see her mouth "the others too" I nod my head in understanding.
"You know what none of the Mega Force is allowed here so you better tell them to come in disguise because any known name of heros related to you and your group are now banned."I tell him.
Tech looks up at me with hate."I will sue you for this I will make sure you pay!"He says darkly.
I just smile and point to a corner.He turns and sees a camera then snorts.He pulls back his sleave and starts typing away.I just snort and let him go for it.
He starts getting frustrated."Problems hacking the cameras there?"I taunt.He looks at me.
"Whats going on this code is way to complex for a resturant!Even if this is the best on in town."He rages.
"Why thank you I did it myself."I say with a mocking smile.
"You?Aren't you a chef?How could you make something not even my genuis can't.This coding is years ahead of anything I have ever seen!"He says in disbelief
"You may be a genuis when it comes to robotics but when it comes to coding I have never met my match now get the fuck out."I order.
He stares at me with a complicated expression and grabs his date and leaves.All of a sudden the place erupts in aplause.It seems after the latest fiasco the Mega Force isn't as popular anymore.
At the end of the night I tell mom I want to walk home to clear my head.She nods, gives me a kiss, and tells me to hurry.She still happy I managed to get rid of Tech permanently.She also put up a banned board and added a lot of names.Mostly heros so that when they come in their suits they will be turned away but she added some names Like Cindy.
I was happy on my way home jumping acrossed buildings getting a little practice using the Inari knives as grapples.Then all of a sudden someone slams down infront of me.
It was War.
"MEEP!"
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For some reason it keeps coming out all together with this new update and I can't figure out why I keep trying to put spaces in but its not working on my end if its coming out right for you guys let me know otherwise im just going to keep trying to edit the spaces in.
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