《Lazy Ash》21.Rhea,Milf,and Goddess Dammit
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"Hmmm it seems im in one of Jehovah's Angel prisons.But what would this boy be doing here?It seems some interesting things have been happening to him.Well guess I better wake him no point in just standing here."
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Ash
"Wake up boy.You called for my help and your just gonna sit there and sleep?Get up NOW!"
Hearing a voice that could rival my mother in intensity I immediately sprang awake."Im up!Im up!"I yell
I then notice im still in the training area.I look up and notice a woman I've never seen before.She looks to be in her mid 30s yet still held beauty that would put teenage models to shame.she had kind but indifferent eyes,Long dark hair, two mounds of absolute perfection, and long slender legs.She was wearing a black dress with what looks to be some weird symbols scrolled over it.I had to adjust myself as my body was being honest.She see me checking her out and raises her eye.
"Like what you see?"She said amused.
"Well im kinda into older women so yea most definitely."I reply
She stumbled for a second and looked at me in shock."Do you know who I am?"
"No but im most definitely willing to learn, also I have no problems if your a villain or demon or whatever.I don't judge.(much)I say.
She shook her head and gave me an amused smile."You are most definitely one of the more interesting ones.However I have children much older than you what makes you think I would even consider it?"
"Doesn't hurt to try and so long as you aren't looking for a relationship it just fun.Also part of liking older women tends to mean they may have kids but again not a problem if we are not in a relationship."I know I just met this women but I can't help myself.Its like putting a twinkie in front a group of starving fat men and telling them no.Plus I haven't gotten laid in almost a month and after Clare and Sam I can't go back to porn!I tried many times while Alita and Inari were out.
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She started laughing."Oh im going to love looking after you.I suppose I should tell you who I am.My name is Rhea mother of the gods."She said proudly.
"Wait the titan?Weren't you married to Kronos or something?"I ask.I used to be into stories about greek mythology.
"Yes my exhusband was Kronos.Im surprised you know of me not many on Earth do?But you did summon me so I guess its to be expected."She says with a smile.
Holy shit I was hitting on someone who could smear my ass acrossed the cosmos.Although.....Fuck it she is the very definition of MILF and aim big or go home right?Then I remembered about the girls and almost paniced however I soon located them in the soul bond.They seemed to be passed out.Then I turned back to Rhea.
"Im confused though why would the goddess of motherhood and fertility accept my prayer?"
"Well when you were born I blessed you on a whim just to piss someone off.But im also the goddesses of women in general and you despite being someone outside of fate were said to be both doted on by women and you would save a great number of them throughout your life.Of course a few years after that not even the strongest precog could divine your future anymore.So when I heard your call and saw that Laverna was attacking you I decided to take a chance.However do not think this is free I will call on you for help one day and I want you to start helping the women in your city."She answers
Awwww man I gotta be a hero.This fucking blows!As if see the dejection acrossed my face."Whats wrong with my demands its not that hard of a request for someone like you.After all you are of Laverna's line.Although being in an Angel prison and the fact that you are now a kitsune is a bit odd.Care to explain."She asks
"Well I had some encounters that I ended up this way.Also this is where I train.Finally my issue is I really don't want to be a hero."She looks at me wanting me to continue but while I may be willing to jump into bed with her at a moment notice no way was I giving out that info for free.
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She looks a bit dejected at me not giving her the info but doesn't press the issue."Well I don't want you to be a hero just save women like you have been.While I can't view you normally but when you saved those women from that pimp I caught a glimpse of it due to you having my blessing."Rhea says.
Man I really need to figure out these blessings but first."Do you know why Laverna would attack me as far as I know I haven't pissed her off yet."
"Yet?"
"Well I generally disappoint or piss off the people in charge of me."I say with a shrug.
She just laughs.Man I am really starting to like that laugh.Holy crap am I falling for this Goddess?Oh nononononononono I can not do love that makes way to many problems.Plus all the effort that goes into a relationship.It is just far to much work and effort.Also if Sam and Clare come back I can't say no its just not possible.
"Well I believe you won't disappoint me in fact I'm already rather impressed with you.As for why Laverna was attacking you I'm not sure but I will try to find out.For now though I must go I shall see you later."With a flash she was gone and my friend down low was disappointed."One day buddy one day."I sooth him.
I don't know how the girls are but since all I can do is wait I decide to head home.I pop back into my room and stumble whatever that bitch hit me with took way to much out of me.I feel a hand on my back and help me steady myself.
"Why is it everytime you flash back here you are in terrible shape."I hear mom say.
"I've got crap luck ma."I just reply.
"Well what happened?"
I look at her and freeze.If Laverna could attack me then couldn't she do the same to my mom or the rest of my family?I then quickly recite the words Alita told me again.
"What are you-"I see her freeze in mid sentence.
"Well I didn't expect you to summon me again so quick what could be the problem."Rhea asks
My lower self is not happy about being teased and stands up to show his defiance.Down boy not now.He retreats dejectedly.
"I need a favor if Laverna can attack me like that won't that mean she could do so to my family?"
"Ah i see now.However you don't have to worry so long as you are around she cant do a thing to them.All the people you get close to are shrouded due to you being outside of fates control.Now please don't call me again."I sigh in relief after she leaves at least that means they are safe.
saying?"I hear mom finally finish her sentense.
"Nothing mom its nothing important."I tell her with a tired smile.
"So are you going to tell me?"she asks.
"I was just training and use an attack that left me a bit weak."I reply
She looks at me and knows im lying and wants to say something but she knows how I am so she leaves it for now.She sighs then drags me to the kitchen for dinner.
"Don't forget Ash you can't be late for school in the morning."Dad says.
Goddamit-"OWWWWW shit that hurt!"My family looks at me in surprise.
"Ash are you okay."Mom looks at me with worry.
"Yea I don't now what happened but god damn that-AHHHHHHHHH!"I fall back and my family rushes around me.
"Ash honey are you-I see her freeze mid sentence again.
"Oh I forgot to mention Im a bit of a jealous goddess so do not use or think of other gods when you praise or make curses in such a way Only I get the attention understand?"I hear Rheas voice echo around me.
Great just great now I have to get creative with simple curses fucking god(felt something similar to the crack of a whip in the air)..............goddess dammit.
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